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Title:      The Shearer's Colt
Author:     Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson
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Title:      The Shearer's Colt
Author:     Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson

Part I

Chapter I - An Englishman Abroad
Chapter II - Fitzroy's Mistake
Chapter III - Class Distinctions
Chapter IV - Bush Hospitality
Chapter V - Jimmy the Pat
Chapter VI - The Big Wager
Chapter VII - A Racecourse Brawl
Chapter VIII - Station Life
Chapter IX - The Entertainment Officer
Chapter X - Sensation
Chapter XI - Leger Day
Chapter XII - Shifting for Fred

Part II

Chapter XIII - London Bound
Chapter XIV - A Cure for Betting
Chapter XV - The Dopers
Chapter XVI - In Aid of Charity
Chapter XVII - The First Day's Racing
Chapter XVIII - Second Day's Racing
Chapter XIX - The Last Day's Racing
Chapter XX - Red Fred's Marriage

* * * * *

Part I

Chapter I - An Englishman Abroad

When Young Hilton Fitzroy, nephew of one earl and second cousin to
another, was due to leave school, the family went into conference as to
his career. His widowed mother naturally had no doubt that he would make
a good Prime Minister; but the young fellow soon showed that he would be
very difficult to place. His extraordinary strength, his violent temper
and his stubborn refusal to bear himself lowly and reverently towards
anybody, all marked him out as a throw-back to some (possibly royal)
ancestor who had helped himself to everything in sight in the dim and
distant past.

Fitzroy senior had been the younger son of a younger son of a county
family, so his widow was left with very little money. In this extremity
she was financed by the generosity of the head of the clan, a wealthy
peer, who felt it his duty in the patriarchal English fashion to do
something for the various scions of the house, even unto the third and
fourth generation. Thus it came that young Fitzroy and his mother were
allowed to live at one of the shooting-boxes belonging to the family.
Here he was entered to hound, horse and gun, and he learnt the unusual
accomplishment of catch-as-catch-can wrestling from an old retainer who
followed their fortunes to the last. In due time he was sent on to
Oxford where he might have laid the foundations of a career as Prime
Minister, only that an inherited inability to pass examinations made it
apparent that if he lasted even one year at the University he would put
up a remarkably good performance.

However, there are other ways of distinguishing oneself at Oxford than
by obtaining a degree with first class honours. Hardly had this youth
settled down in residence, than he inveigled a policeman into his rooms,
got the policeman drunk and sallied out into the streets arrayed in the
policeman's uniform. Wearing these borrowed plumes and knowing exactly
where to go, he visited some out-of-bounds places and arrested several
wealthy Indian undergraduates; but he did not take any of his captives
to the police-station. Instead he accepted large bribes to let them go,
and later on refused to give the money back, holding with the Tichborne
claimant that those who have money and no brains are meant to provide
for those who have brains and no money. Then came boat-race night when
it is traditional for the undergraduates to visit London music-halls and
to play up until thrown into the street by a specially recruited force
of chuckers-out. This is an annual affair, a perfunctory business,
usually rather boring to the chuckers-out, who have little difficulty in
dealing with half-intoxicated undergraduates. But on this occasion the
chief chucker-out handled young Fitzroy with unnecessary roughness, with
the result that the chief chucker-out was treated to a lesson in
wrestling which sent him flying down a flight of stone steps, with
concussion of the brain and an action for damages to follow.

The next thing was a letter from the much worried head of the clan to
the boy's mother:


I am afraid that your boy is too much of a handful for the effete
institutions of this country. He belongs in the wide open spaces, where
men are men and do not bring actions for damages. I am therefore
arranging to send him out to Australia where he will have more scope for
the exercise of his peculiar talents. I will put a thousand pounds to
his credit and will let him either mak a spune or spoil a horn. Do not
think that I am blaming you for the way in which you have brought up
this boy. On the contrary I congratulate you on having produced such a

Yours to command,


Arrived in Australia, the inhabitants of that country got the thousand
pounds away from him in about half no time, and rather than ask for
help, the young fellow applied for, and got, a position as probationary
trooper in the Queensland Mounted Police. In appearance he was just what
certain ladies would call a "nice boy," of dark complexion with
violet-blue eyes, high cheek-bones and a firm chin, inherited, it was
thought, from the royal ancestor aforesaid. Except for his springy
wrestler's walk and the mat of black hair on the backs of his hands, he
gave no indication of the strength that enabled him, as a probationary
constable, to go single-handed into the haunts of the razor gang and
bring out their best man, carrying him in his arms as a shearer carries
a sheep.

On the strength of this performance he was selected out of a score of
young troopers to go to Barcoo River township to relieve the local
trooper who was sick. It was known that a fairly tough man was needed at
Barcoo and Fitzroy appeared to fill the specifications.

So, knowing nothing of the people, nothing of the place, and very little
about Australia, he arrived at Barcoo as sole representative of the law
on the day of the Barcoo Grand Annual Race-meeting.

It was a broiling day, and the leaves on the bough-and-sapling
grandstand were drying to tinder in the sun. A course of a mile and a
furlong round had been roughly marked out by stakes on the vast plain;
if they had wished to mark out a ten-mile course they could have done
it. In front of the grandstand the plain stretched away to infinity;
back of it the river spread out into a maze of reed-beds; and in the
middle distance on the right was Barcoo River township itself: a public
house, a store, a school, a police-station and a blacksmith's shop. One
wondered where the horses and the people were to come from.

But they were there all right. Horses whose training consisted mostly in
being led round the circuit of these small backblocks meetings had
placidly tramped their fifty miles from the last meeting. These were
reinforced by a few local animals trained on the stations, and some
"take-down" horses owned by shearers who mixed the shearing of sheep
with the more exciting task of shearing their fellow creatures. As for
the people, some of the big sheds had just cut out and "cheque-proud"
shearers were there in scores. Also, every jackeroo, station-hand,
prospector, fencer, splitter and contractor in the district had made
some excuse or other to get a day off for the races. When a man sees
nothing but sky, sheep and saltbush plain for a year at a time, Barcoo
River Races are indeed a Grand Annual meeting.

There are in Australia people who make a good living by classing sheep;
an expert in humanity would have had little difficulty in classing that
attendance at Barcoo Races. Nobody wore a coat, but there was something
about the cut of the pants and the quality of the hat that
differentiated the jackeroos (Englishmen getting colonial experience)
from the tank-sinkers and fencers. There were the shearers trying to
look knowing and raffish, and the racecourse hangers-on trying to look
simple and respectable. One man alone might have puzzled an expert. At
first glance he was undoubtedly a shearer, for his hands had the gnarled
look that comes from handling sheep full of thistles, burrs, and various
kinds of thorns. At a second look it would be noticed that he wore a
silk shirt, which is only done by jackeroos and very flash shearers. But
whatever else he was, this man was certainly not flash. About forty-five
years of age, standing quite six feet high, with prominent nose,
freckled red face and red hair, his long gaunt arms and huge hands gave
the lie to the silk shirt and the pants which, though ready-made, were
obviously expensive. Apparently knowing nobody, he looked like a
supernumerary who has never spoken a line in his life and suddenly finds
himself called upon to take the centre of the stage. As a simpleton he
appeared to be in the A1 combing class, so he soon attracted the
attention of the vultures who follow races all over the world.

"Who's the bloke with the face and hair like a bushfire? I thought I
knew everybody round here, dear boy, but he's a new one on me. He looks
like a shearer that's made a cheque, and it wouldn't be too hard to get
it off him. These way-backers will come at anything if you pitch the
tale strong enough."

The speaker was Dear Boy Dickson, turf urger, battler and general
hanger-on at race-meetings throughout Queensland; and his remarks were
addressed to his partner and confederate Spider Ryan. Dear Boy was
so-called because he aped the swell and could worm himself into the good
hotels where the rich men were to be found, and where he addressed
everybody as "Dear Boy," just to put them at their ease while he got
their money from them. An Englishman by birth, a fine, personable man,
well dressed and well educated, he had been faced all his life by the
problem of living like a gentleman without any money. He had managed to
solve the problem in his own way, but his operations had more than once
brought him within the grip of the law. Finally, he had settled down as
adviser of uncanny schemes for getting money from people on racecourses.
It was said of him that he could talk a punter off a battleship on to a
canvas dinghy in mid-ocean. His mate, Spider Ryan, had less originality
and acted as a sort of chorus and backer-up to anything that Dear Boy

"I know who the cove is," said Spider; "the boots at the squatters' pub
told me about him. His name is Carstairs, and he owns three or four
stations away out back somewhere. He used to be a shearer, and so help
me goodness, he strikes a gold-mine. Now he's just black with money. If
we can get him by the lug he ought to be worth a couple of hundred to
us. You go and breast him."

Fully aware that in their line of business a good introduction meant
everything, Dear Boy Dickson hung about the vicinity of the red man like
a dry-fly fisherman waiting for a trout to rise. Presently the squatter
went over and leaned on a rail while he looked at a bay mare tied up in
one of the stalls. Dear Boy promptly ranged up alongside him.

"Decent little mare that, dear boy," he said. "Do you know what she is?"

The red man, six feet of muscle and bone, turned his head and regarded
his questioner with eyes that had that far-away look which comes from
gazing over illimitable plains. So far from resenting the address of a
stranger he seemed to be glad to have any one to speak to him.

"She belongs to me," he said. "I bought her to have a bit of fun. She's
thoroughbred, but I don't know much about racing myself."

This was just what Dear Boy wanted--a man asking for guidance in the
tortuous way of the turf. He at once set to work to establish the
attitude of superiority which is essential to all successful battling,
whether on the turf, in politics, or on the Stock Exchange. Get 'em down
and keep 'em down, is the motto.

"Look here, dear boy," he said, "that's a nice little mare and all that,
but my friend and I have one in the next race that'll positively eat
her. Ours can't get beaten. We're putting five hundred on it, so we
can't give away what it is till we get our money on. When we've finished
we'll have the books climbing trees, and you won't be able to get a
shilling on it. You can have a hundred in with us, if you like--but not
more, in fact it'll be hard to manage that."

"Listen, dear boy," he went on, "nobody here knows it, but ours won in
good open company in Sydney, and it can stop and throw three or four
somersaults and still beat this lot. It'll open at about ten to one, for
these yokels here don't think anything can beat their local cracks. You
can win a thousand pounds as easy as smoking a cigar. I tried this one
with a horse I have in the Melbourne Cup, dear boy, and there was
nothing between them. Of course, you must keep all this to yourself, and
you'll have to give me the hundred now, for I'll shove the money on as
soon as the betting opens."

Considering that Dear Boy had no horse at all this was a pretty good
effort. Whether or not the squatter would have parted with his hundred
pounds will never be known. As Dear Boy bent down to run his hands over
the mare's legs in a very professional way, there was a quick step
alongside and the mare's trainer appeared on the scene. Pointing to the
unsuspecting form of Dear Boy who was still groping about the mare's
feet, the trainer said:

"Who's this?"

"That's a gentleman who has a horse in the nest race," said the bushman,
"and he doesn't think our mare..."

Just here Dear Boy straightened up and came face to face with the

"Stone the crows!" said the trainer, "why, it's Dear Boy Dickson! I
thought you were in jail! So you have a horse in the next race, have
you! Look, Mr Carstairs, if this man was seen looking at a horse,
everybody connected with the horse would get two years."

He might have said a lot more, had not Dear Boy melted away into the
crowd without a word. Why waste words? To him this exposure was just an
ordinary incident in life, another sprat thrown away without catching
any mackerel. Better luck next time!

Leaving now the owner and trainer to discuss the prospects of the little
mare, let us follow the adventures of Dear Boy Dickson in his efforts to
raise some capital. Meeting Spider, he informed that worthy briefly that
there "was nothing doing with the red bloke, his trainer came up and
narked the lurk," meaning thereby that their intended victim had been
warned of the plot against him. Then they went into a committee of ways
and means, for things were really desperate with them. Even that usually
reliable harvest, the drunkard crop, seemed likely to fail them; there
were too many gleaners at work. As Napoleon might survey a
battle-ground, Dear Boy cast his eyes over the paddock enclosure where
squatters, shearers, drovers, blackfellows, trainers, and jockeys milled
around like cattle on a camp, or stood three deep in front of the two
liquor bars under the bough sheds. It had been a good season and there
was plenty of money about; the only thing was how to get it.

At last an idea worthy of Napoleon at his best struck this General of
the Battling Brigade. He noticed a man come up from the entrance gates
bearing a black hand-bag which with considerable ceremony he deposited
in the Secretary's office under the bough grandstand. It did not need a
Sherlock Holmes to deduce that the bag contained the day's takings, or
so much of them as had been collected up to that time, and the bag might
contain anything from a hundred to two hundred pounds. The Secretary's
clerk, a callow youth employed in a local stock and station agent's
office, dumped the bag under the table and went on with his work of
elucidating the writing of the handicapper who had just issued the
weights for the next race.

Like lightning the bandit general produced his scheme of operations.

"See here, dear boy," he said, "I've just thought out a lurk, but it'll
want three of us. Monkey Brand's here, isn't he, and he's about your

"What's our weight got to do with it? They wouldn't put a trouser button
on any horses with me and Monkey Brand riding them."

"Too right, dear boy, too right they wouldn't. But the whole crowd will
rush to look at a fight when they don't have to pay anything, and you
and Monkey can both scrap a bit. Now, I want you and Monkey to get up a
barney in the bar. You can say he shore at Nocoleche, while the Union
was on strike--I believe he did too, but that's neither here nor
there--and when you say that, of course he'll _have_ to hit you. Then
the two of you'll get tearing and grappling each other and they'll roll
you into the open, so as you can have it out. Every living soul will run
to see the fight, and I'll just nip in and get that bag. Then it'll be
me for the reed-beds down there at the back, and a black-tracker
couldn't track an elephant in those reed-beds, dear boy. Then you and
Monkey can come down to the end of the reed-beds to-night and we'll
split up the stuff and scatter three different ways. If the thing works
I'll be down at the end of the reed-beds at eight o'clock to-night."

"You'd better be there, too," said Spider. "If you're not there, it'll
be a shame what me and Monkey will do to you when we ketch you."

"I'm aware of that, dear boy, I'm aware of that. No use having money if
you don't live to enjoy it. Now, you go and pick up Monkey and get

Shortly afterwards there was a sound of harsh voices in the liquor

"I'll swear you did."

"I'll swear I never."

"I'll swear you did. You shore at Nocoleche while the strike was on. The
station cook told me. You shore--scab!"


In a second the two active young fellows, snarling with fury, were
rolling on the ground grappling at each other's throats. Eager hands
rolled them outside, separated them, and seconds sprang up like magic.
The cry of "Fight! Fight!" brought all hands on the run. The girls
behind the bar left their drinks and the callow youth in the Secretary's
shed, having seen nothing exciting for about two years, darted out of
his bough shed leaving everything in the place to look after itself.
While the excitement was at its height the well-dressed form of Dear Boy
Dickson, carrying a light buggy-rug over his arm, slipped into the
Secretary's office unnoticed and slipped out again in an instant,
carrying the bag under the rug! During that instant he had struck a
match and applied it to the tinder-like leaves of the bough shed.

Now the cry of "Fight! Fight!" was drowned in another shout of "Fire!
Fire!" as the flames shot with the speed of rockets from one bunch of
dry boughs to another. So fast did the fire spread that the people who
were watching the fight from the grandstand had to jump out of it to
save their lives. There was a wild rush to get the precious racehorses
free from their bough-roofed stalls and an equally wild rush to save the
kegs of rum and the cases of whisky from destruction. There was such a
din that the yells of the Secretary's clerk, "The money's in there, the
money's in there, and it's all burnt!" attracted no more attention than
the squeakings of a mouse in an artillery bombardment. Before the loss
was properly understood Dear Boy Dickson was wading knee-deep in sludge
in the centre of the reed-beds and philosophically preparing himself to
fight mosquitoes until eight o'clock at night.

There is a sort of spacious freedom of expression about a Queensland
crowd that is not found in closely settled communities. There is no mass
psychology, so to speak. Widely scattered about on lonely stations or
boundary-riders' huts, or on outlying prospecting shows, each man forms
his own opinion, particularly in sporting matters. Many of them read
nothing but sporting papers, studying the accounts of the races and the
fights until they, who have never been within a thousand miles of a big
fight, will flatly contradict a man who was at the ringside. Thus it
came that after the little affair on Barcoo racecourse, Red Dempsey, the
shearer, who had seconded Spider Ryan, nearly came to blows with Bluey
Cavanagh, prospector and ex-prize-fighter who had seconded Brand. The
point at issue was whether Brand should have used a half-arm jolt, in
the manner of Bob Fitzsimmons, instead of swinging his punches wildly,
like an old woman throwing a stone. There was every prospect of another
and better fight over this point, until a shearers' cook, who had been
hanging about the town waiting for the late sheds to start, put in his

"Fight!" he said, "you don't suppose them two was fightin', do yer?
Them's mates, them two. They been knockin' about together for years.
Ryan could kill the other bloke in one hit, if he wanted to. Brand's
smart on his feet, but he can't hit hard enough to punch his way out of
a paper bag. You couldn't kid him even to pretend to fight unless he got
something for it. If that bag full of frogskins [pound notes] was burnt
in the fire, they'd be some of the iron frame of the bag left, wouldn't
there? Let's go and have a look."

Shielding their faces with one hand and wielding long green sticks with
the other, the amateur detectives raked busily in the ashes but found no
framework. The crowd, watching their efforts and not knowing what it was
all about, soon started a story that a man had been burnt in the fire.
It was here that Mounted Trooper Fitzroy came into the business.

Chapter II - Fitzroy's Mistake

It is an unwritten law of the outer back that a trooper shall not
interfere in a fight, unless there is great disparity between the
combatants, or unless they take stirrup-irons to each other. During the
fight Fitzroy stalked, lonely as Napoleon on the Rock at St Helena,
through the back of the crowd. His revolver made an appreciable bulge on
his hip under his tunic, he was fit and well, and he hoped sincerely
that he might have to make an arrest. As he stalked along he measured
the various shearers and blackfellows with his eye, wondering what sort
of a scrap they would put up if he had to arrest them; for this was the
first time that he had acted on his own responsibility, and a policeman
about to make his first arrest feels all the thrills of a concert singer
making his first appearance.

When he was told that a bag of money had been stolen from the
Secretary's office and that the place had been set on fire to cover up
the theft he produced a note-book and proceeded to make the inquiries
laid down in the police manual.

"Have any of you seen any suspicious strangers about the town?" he said.

Considering that the town was practically full of suspicious strangers,
this question seemed more worthy of Doctor Watson than of Sherlock
Holmes. He would have got enough names to fill his book, if Handkerchief
Jones, who claimed to be the flashest man west of the Barcoo River, had
not stepped in and taken charge of the proceedings. Handkerchief Jones
had earned his name because of his three guiding principles in life
which were: (1) that he always wore a silk handkerchief round his neck,
(2) that he always took his boots off to fight, and (3) that he never
took his hat off to a lady. A horse-breaker by profession and a great
singer, dancer, and playboy at the bush concerts, Handkerchief Jones
felt that he had to live up to his reputation for flashness; and he knew
that it would add lustre to his name if he could in some way score off
this green-horn policeman.

"I seen a bloke," he said, "like a red wallaroo--looks like his head had
been raddled. He's the dead ring of that feller that's wanted for the
murder of the half-caste down at Leila Springs. I seen him talkin' to
Dear Boy Dickson, and that ought to get any one three months, oughtn't
it? Wears a barber's delight [silk shirt] and jemimas [elastic-sided
boots], but the dressier they are the hotter they are. Look at Dear Boy
Dickson. You couldn't get a dressier bloke than him, and look how hot he
is! I'd put the word on this red bloke if I was you, trooper. There he
is now, down be the fence."

Recalling the various rules laid down for the examination of suspected
persons Fitzroy opened up on the red man with question one of the

"What is your name?"

Few people are at their best when suddenly confronted by a policeman,
but the red man only allowed a sort of Mona Lisa smile to pass across
his face, then he drew himself smartly to attention and answered like an

"Carstairs, Fred Carstairs."

"Where do you live?"

"I live one place and another, anywhere that suits me."

"What is your occupation?"

"I'm a bushman, I can do any sort of bush work. I can shear, but I'm not
looking for it."

"There is some money supposed to be missing from the Secretary's room.
Do you know anything about it?"

"I do not."

"Were you ever at Leila Springs?"

"Yes, I shore there one year."

"Do you remember that a half-caste named Andy was murdered down there?"

"Yes, I was there at the time."

"Do you know a man they call Dear Boy Dickson?"

"I have spoken to him."

"H'm. Well, I'm afraid I will have to detain you for identification. You
may be charged in connexion with the disappearance of a lot of money
from the race-course."

"But, supposing I'm prepared to deposit some money to show I'm not a

"How much would you deposit?"

"Would a hundred thousand pounds be any good?"

"Don't be funny! You can tell all that to the magistrate. Come along."

And Trooper Fitzroy had made his first arrest!

As there was no lock-up cell at the little bush police-station, the
suspect was accommodated with a stretcher on the veranda. Here he slept
very badly, as two hostile drunks were chained to the uprights in the
fowl-house, where their roars of defiance kept the fowls and turkeys in
a state of cackle and gobble that would have awakened the seven sleepers
of Ephesus.

Next day the wires from Brisbane ran hot with excited messages. There
was one from the General Manager of the Empire Pastoral Company
protesting against the detention of one of their most valued clients on
a ridiculous charge. There was one from the Inspector-General of Police
to the local sergeant:

"Tell Fitzroy to apply for discharge, give him month's leave while
matter under consideration."

Having passed this message on to the trooper, the sergeant then set to
work to find out the whereabouts of Dear Boy Dickson, Spider Ryan and
Monkey Brand; but beyond the fact that within the next few weeks each of
them sported a new suit of clothes and a gold watch and chain, no clue
was ever obtained as to the whereabouts of the missing racecourse money.

By this time the millionaire suspect had been turned loose and was
packing his gear in his battered old Ford, meaning to pay a surprise
visit to one or two of his stations. He had a long drive in front of him
with a lot of gates to open, and it suddenly struck him that for all his
money, he was a very lonely man. Besides, he wanted someone to open the

He thought for a while of picking up one of the town boys as a
travelling companion and sending the youngster back by the mail-coach
when he had done with him. Then he thought what poor company a boy would
be, and his mind went back to the trooper who had arrested him. He
himself had been one of the under dogs of this world all his life, and
here he had got this young trooper into trouble for want of a word or
two. With a queer smile he turned his car and drove down to the

There he found Fitzroy who was giving his horse a last touch up with a

"Come here, young feller," he said. "I hear they're goin' to give you
the sack. Do you want a job?"

"Yes, I'll have to get a job of some sort, but I don't suppose you'd
give me one after the way I treated you."

"Oh, I don't know. I like a man with a bit of grit and you done me no
harm. You see, all my life I've just been plugging along, no more
important than one sheep in a mob. Now I've got money and I want to get
something out of it."

He paused here for a while and appeared to have some difficulty in
explaining what he wanted. His manner was apologetic rather than
patronizing and Fitzroy wondered what was coming next. He felt that he
himself could make a first-class success of helping anybody to spend
money; so he thought he had better mention the line of life in which he
was most likely to shine.

"I'm a Londoner myself," he said, "and I could show you how to spend
money in London. I don't know what a man would do with money out here."

"That's just it," said the red man, "I been a battler all me life, poor
as a crow, and now I got money I don't know what to do with it. But I'm
terrible fond of horses and I thought I'd buy some horses and go in for
racin'. I bought that little mare I got here, just to give it a try, but
I didn't start her when you ran me in. I been in the shearing-shed and
the kitchen all me life, and now I want to see somethin' different. They
say if a man has a few good horses he can get anywhere and know anybody.
But I want a mate to come along and show me the track. Red Fred! That's
what they call me round the sheds! Just Red Fred, till I hardly know me
own name. And I don't like facing this new job by meself."

Fitzroy was ready to jump at any job, but he wondered whether he would
be expected to act as valet, or as turf adviser. The inferiority complex
which afflicted the red man was quite foreign to Fitzroy and he drew the
line at being a valet.

"What do you want me to do?" he said. "I never worked at anything, only
being a trooper, and I didn't make much of a job of that."

By this time Red Fred seemed to have arranged his ideas. He had been
studying Fitzroy and some kind of instinct told him that this young
fellow was used to something better than being a trooper.

"I want you to be a kind of offsider to me," he said. "I want you to
answer me letters, and to tell me what to say to the Governor, and to
keep me from making a big fool of meself. I'll give you a thousand a
year and your tucker. You can live with me and I mean to live pretty
well, too. No more old ewe mutton or lumpy-jawed bullock like what I got
in the shearing-sheds. I'm the biggest shareholder in the Daybreak Reef,
and I can afford to buy good grub. So if you want to see life, now's
your chance. What about packing up your traps and coming along? We'll
race in Sydney, and then we'll go to London later on and paint the place
red. What about it?"

The ex-trooper laughed.

"Suits me all right!" he said. "But if you don't mind my mentioning it,
it takes a lot of paint to make much of a mark on London. I'll go and
say good-bye to the sergeant--he's a decent old chap--and then the sooner
I get out of this town the better."

Chapter III - Class Distinctions

Dancing along in the battered old Ford the new employer gave his
employee his life-history.

"Me, I'm like two men," he said. "Me father had some swell people in
England, but he was a bit of a hard doer, and he got into some trouble
and had to clear out and come over here. I think he changed his name
when he came out here because he didn't want to disgrace his people. He
could speak of lot o' languages, so he started to teach languages for a
living. I lived with him, lived hard, too, until I was sixteen and then
I cleared out and got a job on the mines at Charters Towers. Look at me
hands--" and he held out a hand that was nearly as broad as it was long.
"That's the mines did that," he said. "Working the drill underground
putting in the shots at the two thousand feet level. Did you ever work a

"No, I can't say that I ever did."

"Well, don't do it, unless you've got to. I can work a drill with any
man, but I don't hanker after it. But what I was going to say about
being two men. I can talk just like an Englishman if I like. You know,
'Haw, haw, tell the butlah to bring the sugah!' But they used to laugh
at me on the mines, so now I talk Australian just as good as any
cockatoo. But, keep it dark that I got money. You call me Fred, and
they'll think you have the money. You look more like it!"

They threw mile after mile behind them and Red Fred grew reminiscent.

"I made a bishop jump a foot high once," he said. "He came out to a
place I had in the Northern Territory, after I made me money, and he
thought he'd get a whacking big subscription. So he drives up in his
buggy and he sees me and he thinks I'm the rouseabout! 'Haw,' he says,
'I'm the Bishop of Carpentariah, and I wish to see the proprietah.' So,
I says, 'Haw, I'm the proprietah,' I says, 'and I'm--haw--an athiest,' I
says. 'Well,' he says, 'that's unfortunate, haw, for both of us,' he
says. 'But I'll get you to ring up the next place and see if they can
get their men together and perhaps arrange a little subscription,' he

"So I rings up Flaherty, who's a good Roman Catholic--that Bishop had no
luck--and Flaherty rings back and he says: 'You tell the Bishop' he says,
'that if he comes out here we'll guarantee him twenty-five pounds, and
if he don't come we'll give him fifty!' he says."

"And what did the Bishop do?"

"He didn't go and he took the fifty. But I couldn't let a Mick like
Flaherty poke it at me that I was a savage, so I gives the Bishop fifty
quid to help put a new roof on a church, and we were the best of friends
and talked haw haw talk all the evening. But about a month afterwards he
wrote me that the church had been struck by lightning and would I send
another fifty. But I said no, if Providence likes to bust up it's own
buildings, I ain't going to interfere."

"But now I'm going to tell you something. I'm all right till I get
tight, and then I get quarrelsome, or I gets chucking money about. You
can always tell when I'm getting full, for I start to talk like my
father used to. Dash it all, sometimes I talk a bit of French, though I
don't know a word of French when I'm sober. The booze seems to bring it
back. So, if you hear me starting to _parlez-vous_, you get a hold of
me and take me away to bed. I'll most likely take a swing at you and I'm
sure to give you the sack. But I'll be all right next day. I reckon
we'll work together like two leaders in a bullock-team."

While Fitzroy was thinking over these prospects they drove mile after
mile over the plains, on a two-hundred-mile trip out to Delahunty's
Cockatoo Creek station. Those who think plain country must be dull and
uninteresting would get a surprise if they saw the West in a good
season. In the intensely dry inland air, colours are intensified and
sizes are magnified. Silver-grey and bright green trees, such as the
myall, belah, krui-bush and emu-bush gleam in the bright light and a
clump of Old Man Saltbush in the distance looks like a dome of silver.
The breeze brings sweet scents of ripening herbage. Looking out over
that immensity a whole thunder-storm looks like a wandering patch of
black against the blue of the sky; sometimes two or three such
thunder-storms can be seen moving in stately fashion along the horizon,
like wrestler's manoeuvring for a hold.

They passed a big lagoon where for acres and acres the ground seemed to
be covered with a pink and white snow, but was really covered by tens of
thousands of the crested galah parrots moving in orderly fashion to the
water for a drink and a bath; each splashing and ducking himself in the
water for his allotted time and then flying off to a tree to dry, so
that before long the trees seemed to be laden with pink and white

To the bushman those phenomena meant nothing. His companion noticed that
as they approached Delahunty's station a certain uneasiness and
irritability was developing in Red Fred's mind. He muttered to himself a
few times and more than once he canvassed the idea of pushing past
Delahunty's for another fifty miles to the next place.

"Delahunty's all right," he said. "But he's an Irish swell, you know,
and he thinks all the rest of the population is just a lot o' culls.
When his wife's at home he wouldn't ask the Governor inside, not until
he'd had a look at his breeding. Broke to the world he is too; but that
don't worry him. If he's at home we'll be all right, for he's bound to
have heard of my luck; but if he's not at home I don't know what about

"Who's Maggie?" said the ex-trooper. "What has she got to do with it?"

"Maggie's the girl who works there, and she and I used to be pretty
thick when I was shearing there. You know there is a big lot of
travellers come to these far-back places and you can't tell by looking
at them whether they ought to be asked inside, or whether they ought to
go to the bachelors' quarters, or to the men's hut. They all look like
scum to Delahunty, so he lets Maggie sort 'em out. When Maggie was away
one time he came home and found a mob of travellers there and he said:

"'Well, gentlemen, this is inside; that's the bachelors' quarters; and
that's the men's hut. Draft yourselves.'"

The young Englishman laughed.

"Does Maggie ever make a mistake?" he said.

"Never. She can smell a swell like these here pointer dogs can smell a
game bird. If Maggie hasn't heard about me, and if she thinks that you
and me are just a shearer and a trap [policeman] she'll tell us to come
into the kitchen for our grub, and she'll tell us to sleep in the
skillion behind the wash-house. Well, we'll have to chance it."

As they drove up to the homestead the sheep-dogs barked and a red-haired
Amazon holding a decapitated fowl in one hand and a shingling
tomahawk--like a battle-axe--in the other, walked out into the yard. When
she saw Red Fred her face was wreathed in smiles.

"Hello, Fred!" she said. "Put your old Tin Lizzie in the cart shed and
come into the kitchen and I'll give you a drink o' tea."

The worst had happened. Evidently Maggie hadn't heard. Refusing to meet
her eye, Red Fred shuffled about in his seat, and at last he said:

"Is the boss about, Maggie?"

"An' what do you want with the boss?" said Maggie. "Didn't he spear
[dismiss] you for cutting a plateful of meat off one of them stud rams?
If you're lookin' for a pen for the next shearin' you'd better drive on
to some place where they don't know you. This young feller'll be the
trap from Barcoo, I suppose? I heard none of the boys in Barcoo could
keep a girl since he come there. You can go for a walk to-night, Fred,
and leave me and the trap to have it out."

Before things could get any worse a tall elderly man with a hawk-like
face, and eyebrows that nearly met across his forehead, walked out into
the yard followed by a beautiful Irish setter.

"Hello, Fred!" he said. "I heard about your luck. You must come inside
now. You wear the golden cloak that admits through any door. The
daughter is away, but Maggie will look after us, and we can have a talk
and forget all about the stud ram. You might introduce me to your friend
who, I should say, has in his time been at home in places where
admission is not obtainable either by cheque-book or ticket."

"This young bloke's name is Fitzroy," said Red Fred, whose boasted
fluency in what he called haw haw talk had deserted him under the old
man's satire. "He was a trap at Barcoo but he got the sack, same as I
got over the ram. We both got the sack!"

"Fitzroy, eh! Any relation to Hilton Fitzroy who used to come over and
hunt with the Kildares?"

"Yes, I'm a nephew."

"I thought so; I thought so. I very seldom make a mistake. I think I can
class humanity much better than I can class stud rams. But come inside,
Fred, and to-night we will see whether you have the Midas touch that
will convert Maggie's fowl into a golden pheasant. Would you like to
have a look round before dinner, re-visit your old haunts in the
shearers' hut, for instance?"

"I'll tell you what I'd like to do Mr Delahunty, if you don't mind. We'd
like to have a look at the young horses. I know you've been racing all
your life, and you've bred some pretty good ones. I don't know much
about horses meself, but I want to go in for racing, and I thought we
might get a good youngster or two off you. Fitzroy knows a good bit
about horses, and when he got the sack off the police, I made him my
'seckitary.' First we'll race in the bush, and then we'll race in
Sydney, and then we'll go on to England."

Even after a lifetime of surprises, the old Irishman lost his somewhat
stilted pose for a moment.

"You're going in for racing! God help you! And you've got a seckitary?
Well, I'm damned! I thought from your name you'd be English, but you
must be as Irish as I am. What do you know about racing, and about

So far from resenting these crudities, the ex-shearer visibly brightened
up. This was the sort of talk he was used to, and he felt like the
Admiral's servant who told the Admiral that he wished to leave the
service, whereupon the Admiral said: "What will a double-distilled fool
like you do for a living if he leaves the service?" And the servant went
back to his mates and told them that he couldn't think of leaving after
the Admiral had spoken to him so friendly.

"You see, it's this way Mr Delahunty," Fred said, "I thought I'd go in
for racing. I've got the stuff now and what else is there for a man to
do? I hadn't hardly rung the bell at this here racing before I got
pinched. And now me name's in all the papers. When you get your mail you
will see all about it."

"I see, I see. From shearer to celebrity, so to speak. Well, if you
_will_ go in for racing, we can have a look at the horses and we can
have a deal over them after dinner. I will of course take you in if I
can. Perhaps you have heard of Abraham who, when badly pressed for a
sacrifice, looked up and saw a ram caught by the horns in a thicket.
After what has happened between us, it is a _btise_ on my part to
bring up the subject of rams. But Abraham accepted the sacrifice and who
am I that I should set myself above Abraham? Come along and be

As they walked down to the horse paddock Fitzroy recalled that in his
youth, he had heard stories about this queer old eccentric Delahunty. He
had squandered fortunes in Ireland; had fought a professional bruiser
with bare knuckles; had won the sword championship of the Army; and had
nearly strangled his card partner in a Dublin club for holding up an ace
at a critical moment. Fitzroy determined there and then to be very
guarded in his remarks about the horses.

The first lot they looked at were half a dozen yearlings running in a
small paddock, up to their knees in irrigated lucerne, while the
unirrigated part of the paddock was belly-deep in Mitchell grass, that
wonderful Queensland grass on which a horse can be trained almost as
well as on oats. Mostly whole chestnuts in colour, the luxuriant feed
had forced their growth until they were as big as two-year-olds.

Like the aristocrats that they were, they came and welcomed their owner
by rubbing their velvety noses against his face, fearless as young
children, "gentlemen unafraid" as our friend Kipling puts it.

"There you are," said the old man. "These are my unworthy possessions in
the way of horseflesh. I would race them myself, only a soulless bank
manager has decreed otherwise. Their sire never raced but he is a direct
descendant of Irish Birdcatcher, and their dams all run back to unbeaten
Barcaldine. Do you know the history of Barcaldine? He would have been
one of the greatest horses in history, only that his owner, an ignorant
countryman of mine, actually wrote to an official of the Jockey Club and
asked him to join with him in doing some shady work with the horse in
England. The official handed the letter to the authorities, and
Barcaldine was disqualified for some of the best years of his racing

"Fred," he went on, "tell me now, which of them appeals to you most, so
that I will be able to pretend that I don't want to sell that one when
we are dealing to-night."

A massively built chestnut colt, shaking with fat, with a somewhat
coarse head and a neck like that of a stallion, drew out from the mob
and aired himself for their admiration. Fred's eyes bulged with
appreciation, and he spoke with all the confidence of an American oil
magnate criticizing pictures by the Old Masters.

"Which do I like?" he said. "Why, a blind man could pick this lot, Mr
Delahunty. Look at that chestnut feller. Look at his ribs! Look at his
rump! Look at his bone! What'll he be like next year, eh?"

"I thought so," said the old man. "I thought so. There was once a
celebrated judge of racehorses who lost his sight and had to be led
about by an attendant. One day this attendant said to him, 'There's a
beautiful horse passing us just now.' The blind man gave a sigh and
said: 'A beautiful horse, is he? Well, I'll bet he's a fat 'un.' I
shudder to think what that colt will be like next year. He's got plenty
of bone, but in my distressing country they say 'the bigger the bone the
nearer the cart.' You might make a success at buying war-horses for Job,
Fred, but you had better let me select your racehorses. I won't rob
myself, you can be sure of that.

"And now Mr Fitzroy," he went on, "judging by what I remember of your
uncle, you should have some sort of affinity for racehorses. Which of
them do you like?"

Among the yearlings trotting round them was a long, low-set
whole-coloured bay youngster with black points, not too well grown and a
trifle low in the shoulder. He seemed all legs and wings, but he had
great arms and thighs and a set of cast steel legs. Apart from his arms
and thighs his best point was his great depth through the back ribs.
When Fitzroy was asked which of the young ones he fancied he ran his eye
over the mob before replying.

"Well," he said, "I don't know a great deal about it, but the old stud
groom at my grandfather's place always told me to keep off the
ready-made yearlings and to go for one that might grow into something.
He said that the ready-made ones might race early and that would be the
end of them. He said that a pumpkin vine would grow quicker than an oak,
but it wasn't as tough. How is that bay fellow bred? I think he's the
one that old Archie would have picked."

"Excellent, excellent," said the old man. "Who would have expected so
much wisdom from an English stud groom? An Irishman, now, would tell you
that he liked one of the others, but he would come and steal that one in
the night. That colt's dam was no good as a two-year-old, but she won
the Victorian Oaks, and his grandsire won the English Leger. Any one who
buys him and puts him by for a year might have a very good
three-year-old. The more haste the less racehorse is the motto with his
sort. The shoulder is your best guide. The early ones are always well up
in the shoulder, and the late ones are low in the shoulder but they come
up later on."

Having listened by the hour to other shearers laying down the law about
horse-breeding, Red Fred thought it was time to air his knowledge. He
had felt rather hurt at Delahunty's condemnation of his judgment about
the big chestnut colt, and he meant to buy that colt, anyhow. As all
horse-dealers know, the best way to make a man buy a horse is to tell
him that you would sooner sell him one of the others.

"Do you believe in this horse figure system, Mr Delahunty?" he said.

With a wave of his hand the old Irishman consigned the figure system to
the bottomless pit, and excitement lent his speech a touch of the

"The figure system, is it?" he said. "Let me tell you there was only one
man in all England and Ireland who ever believed in the figure system
and he went bankrupt three times. That was Allison. But the fellow was
so clever with his pen that he collected an army of fools to follow

"Any great horse is a freak," Delahunty said. "After a few generations
his blood gets watered down until the strength goes out of it. Did iver
ye see a Jew get married into a Christian family? For five or six
generations the nose on that Jew's face, and his nose for a bargain,
will crop up in that family. After that it gets bred out of them. It's
the same with horses. Ye have to breed from a freak, and when his blood
gets done, look out for another freak. But, it's time to get back to the
house, or Maggie'll ate the face off us if we're late."

Chapter IV - Bush Hospitality

A squatter's dinner in the backblocks is apt to cover any range from a
cold mutton chop eaten in shirt-sleeves to a five-course affair eaten in
dinner-jackets. Maggie, who was simply snorting with rage, and with
curiosity to know why a shearer and a trap had been allowed inside, had
an idea of serving them up a real shearers' meal, fit for their station
in life; but on second thoughts she decided on a dinner which should
show those _canaille_ how the quality really lived. She gave one of the
stationhands a gun and some cartridges and told him to get a couple of
wild duck, and she sent down to the blacks' camp to say that she would
"give it big feller nobbler" to any black who could catch her a Murray

Both items for the menu came to hand, and Maggie set to work to prepare
her dinner. Only a thoroughly aroused woman could have done it in the
time at her disposal. She brought in a dinner consisting of Murray cod
with (tinned) oyster sauce, a stew of black duck and a roast fowl with
onion sauce. A water-bag dripping coolness on the veranda contained a
bottle of claret, three bottles of whisky and a squat little flask of
cherry brandy. The boss's enormously valuable old Irish silver was
strewn about the room in any place where there was room for it, and gold
and silver racing trophies glittered on mantelpiece and sideboard. It
was an ideal setting for a horse deal. Who could haggle about a few
pounds in the midst of such magnificence!

The two guests dressed for dinner by the simple process of washing their
faces and hands at a tap. When they came into the dining-room Maggie was
pleased to see that the ex-shearer was staggered by the magnificence of
his surroundings. The young policeman, however, was quite cool, and
actually seemed to know something about old silver: a knowledge gained,
as Maggie suspected, by his association with burglary cases.

When the claret, the only wine in the establishment, was served with the
fish, the young fellow said:

"Where on earth did you get this claret? I haven't tasted anything like
it since Oxford."

But the shearer was critical:

"On one of the gold-rushes," he said, "there was an old German bloke
used to make his own claret and it had more kick than this. You could
pour it out on the counter and set fire to it with a match, and it'd

The Irish whisky rose superior to all criticism in the matter of
strength, but he complained that it left "a taste in your mouth like
after you've been working at a bush-fire."

When they had topped up with the cherry brandy, Red Fred reckoned it
must have been the stuff that made the rabbit chase the kangaroo dog.
And when they settled down to talk horses, nobody had the slightest
hesitation in expressing an opinion on any subject whatever.

To Maggie's great satisfaction the host did the thing properly by
handing round cigars, an almost unheard-of luxury in those parts. Then
he started to talk business.

"Tell me now, Fred," he said, "how many horses do you want to buy?"

"I'll buy," said Fred, "any you've got, or all you've got."

"Ah, yer sowl, what way is that to talk? Dealing with you is like
fighting a duel with a man who won't fire at you. In Ireland a horse
deal will last a week, and they'll differ not only over the horse
itself, but even the halter it's led with, and the bit of rug that's
over its loins. If you buy any, who's going to break them in for you?
What about a trainer? I can get you a breaker here if you like. He's
what they call a whisperer in England. Did you ever hear of a

"I have," said Fitzroy, "plenty of 'em. They're fellows who come to you
on the racecourse and whisper to you what'll win."

"No, no, no, not at all! A whisperer is a man who can shut himself in a
loose-box with a dangerous horse, and he'll begin talking to it and in a
little while the horse will follow him about rubbing its head against
him. It's a gift. There used to be plenty of them in England and
Ireland. There's a fellow knocking about here, a worthless
sheep-stealing scoundrel he is too, and he has the gift. He can go into
a yard with one of my unbroken station colts and an old mare, and he'll
work the old mare up alongside the youngster and talk to it. And while
you're expecting to see the colt ram its fore foot down his throat, he
has it caught and saddled and he's riding it round the yard. I've known
him come here and catch a green unbroken bush scrubber that had never
been fed or handled in its life, and he'd ride it away next day and lead
another unbroken horse off its back. He's in jail now. But he'll be out
in time to handle these horses."

All this talk bored Red Fred who was just getting into that frame of
mind when he was not disposed to agree with anybody. He took another
swig of the cherry brandy.

"I know a blackfeller..." he began.

"A blackfellow! A blackfellow is it? Listen! Before I'd see you let a
blackfellow within a hundred miles of any of my horses, I'd pick up that
empty bottle and leave you stretched a corpse on the floor here in front
of me. It's a duty I'd owe to the world. Don't you know, man, that once
a blackfellow breaks in a horse, the horse looks on all white men as his

"And then there's the trainer. Trainers are like cooks, there's mostly
always something wrong with the good ones, a good cook, you know, pretty
well always drinks. Even Maggie. I've heard her and her friends sitting
out there on the wood-heap of an evening singing like dogs howling.
Well, I'll say this for trainers: there's very few of them drink; but
every owner thinks his horse has wings on his legs and a Rolls-Royce
engine in his inside, and the trainer daren't deny it or he'll lose the

Here the embryo owner thought it was time that he should get a word in.
Visions of cleverly worked coups began to float on the sea of liquor,
and he decided to put his foot down.

"I'll tell yer what I'm goin' 'er do," he said, "I'm not goin' 'er run
horses for the click [clique]. You know what I mean. The click that
hangs round the big stables and says 'How's your horse goin' 'er run,
old chap?' an' they get in and back it before you do. I'm goin' 'er find
a lirrle trainer can keep his mouth shut, an' I'll keep _my_ mouth
shut. Jimmy the Head, that was shearin' with me at Bogan West, he done
all his old man's dough horse-racin' and he sez to me, 'you can't have
no friends in racin', Fred, friends is only a curse to a man.' Wha'
about that?"

Old Delahunty, who had drunk, perhaps not with more restraint but
certainly with more discrimination, became more pompous and didactic, as
the liquor stimulated his sense of superiority:

"Excellent in theory, my dear Fred, but impossible in practice. Every
moneyed fool that has gone into the game from the Marquis of Hastings
down to the Jubilee Juggins has been obsessed with the same idea. But
your small trainer will have no decent trial horses, so you won't really
know where you are. Another thing, he won't be able to get good jockeys,
for the princes of the pigskin stick to the big stables, and a small
trainer has to go to them on all fours and give away the whole circus,
before they will even consider riding one of his horses. 'See my valet,'
that's what the crack English riders will tell him. And he has to
convince the valet that it's a stone home-and-dried certainty before the
valet will even look at the jockey's engagement book. You threaten to
report the ruffian, and you find that he's keeping, or being kept by, a

"I mean nothing personal by the remark, but you are like a bear with all
your troubles before you. You've got to go through it all, putting bad
riders up on your horses to get a price, and getting accused of pulling
the horse when it is beaten. If you don't bet, they'll say you are a
nuisance on the turf because they can't tell when your horses are
fancied; and if you do bet, you'll have to back every horse you start or
some ink-slinging assassin will print that your horse was pulled. But
it's the greatest game in the world; and when you've learnt it--if you
have any money left--you'll be glad you went into it."

Looking out through the open door they could see the moonlight flooding
the plain. In a lagoon below the garden, frogs sang in chorus and wild
ducks quacked and splashed. A flock of plover wheeled just over the
house, chanting their shrill war-cry. Away, up in the paddocks a bull
roared a challenge and was answered from across the river. Young Fitzroy
got up and walked to the door to stretch his legs.

"Well," he said, "this is better than the police-station at Barcoo, or
lying out under a log all night waiting for some of those sheep-stealing
johnnies. But we're not getting any further ahead over this deal. I
might as well start work on my new job. If you'll give me the names and
breeding of the horses I'll write them down and then you can say what
you want for each one. Then my boss here can say what he'll give, and if
you can't agree he can make you an offer.

"It's wonderful what you'll get by making an offer. A pal of mine had a
horse that he _had_ to sell, stone-broke you know, and the horse was
full brother to something or other but ran as though he was full brother
to a milking cow. He was a titled man, this friend of mine, but he had
very queer teeth, and somebody christened him Curius Dentatus. A
theatrical chap, all scent and astrakhan collar, was in Oxford and he
came to have a look at this horse. He didn't really want a horse, you
know, he only wanted a talk with a titled man, and he got that all
right. Curius was a polished liar when it suited him, and he started to
say how sorry he was to part with the horse, and he pitched a tale that
would have fetched tears to the eyes of a crocodile. Then he wound up by
asking a thousand guineas for the horse.

"The theatrical chap wouldn't dream of insulting a lord by saying that
he was asking too much for a horse, so he started to crawfish a bit.
'I've no doubt, my lord,' he said, 'that the horse is worth every penny
of a thousand guineas, and I only wish I could afford to buy him; but I
want a horse for selling races, something about three hundred, something
just to take my mind off my work, you know.'

"Curius wheels on him' in a flash: 'He's yours at three hundred,' he
says, 'and you've got seven hundred the best of the bargain. Come and
have a drink. He'll take your mind off your work all right.'"

While this episode of undergraduate days was being unfolded old
Delahunty's eyes twinkled.

"And do you suggest, Mr Fitzroy," he said, "that I would ask a man like
Fred here, a man that has shorn for me, to pay a thousand pounds for a
horse worth nothing! I had expected to have some fun over this deal,
just to see if I were in my old form; but I see I must outrage all the
decencies by being both seller and buyer. I would advise you to take the
chestnut colt out of Single Star for one. He is halfbrother to a Derby
winner and that makes a horse valuable, even if it doesn't make him win

By this time the ex-shearer had begun to goggle a good deal about the
eyes, and the assorted liquors that he had consumed were beginning to
fight amongst themselves.

Like Ivan Chinitzky Cheddar, he assumed his most truculent sneer and
said that he would certainly take the Single Star colt, and with some
difficulty in articulating he added "an' I wan' the' big colt, the one
you don' like."

"Right! Now, if I sent them to Sydney I ought to get a thousand guineas
for the Silver Star colt on account of his relations, and I ought to get
five hundred for the big fellow. Deducting something for travelling them
down and costs of sale, commission, insurance, risk of injury, and so
on, it would be a fair thing if I asked you eight hundred guineas for
the Single Star colt; and I wouldn't insult Fred's judgment by asking
less than four hundred for the big fellow. That little fellow you said
the stud groom would have liked, I'll take a hundred and fifty for him,
and he might be a good horse. You can leave them here as long as you
like, and I'll get them broken in for you. How does that suit you?"

Before Fitzroy could make any offer, such as the man with the astrakhan
collar had made, his employer ruined any chance of a deal.

"I'll go and get my cheque-book, Fitz," he said. "It's been yabber,
yabber, yabber the whole evening. Like a lot of black gins round a sick
dog. I don't have to study a few bob, you know. But I won't take that
scrawny lirrle bay scrubber. You can buy him if you like, Fitz, and pay
for him out of your screw, so much a week--like a time-payment suit of

So saying he stumped off to get the cheque-book.

"I can see heaps of trouble ahead of you, my young friend," said
Delahunty. "Your employer has, I believe, a heart of gold, but he hasn't
got a head of cast iron. You will have to shepherd him a bit. When he
first came in for his money there was a politician making a speech at
Fred's mining-camp, and he had one of these new-fangled loud speakers
rigged up in the crowd. Fred had been celebrating a bit, and when the
loud speaker said 'I shall provide millions for irrigation,' Fred said
to it 'where are you going to get the money?' The loud speaker went on
about irrigation, and Fred said 'answer my question, won't you? Where
are you going to bet the money?' And when it wouldn't answer he tried to
throw it in the creek. Here he comes now."

While Red Fred was ostentatiously writing out a cheque, the old squatter
thought he would ease the situation for young Fitzroy.

"I don't want Fitzroy to take this horse," he said, "a racehorse is a
bad asset to a young man. I ought to know."

But Red Fred was in the frame of mind when he couldn't be told anything.

"I say he will take him," he growled. "I'll guarantee his account. Just
because I been a shearer and been kicked about like a dog all me life,
that doesn't say I'm to take orders from an Irish half-sir like you,
does it? You been tyrr'nisin' over people all your life, sendin' 'em
round to the kitchen, but that's all done now, for Mr Frederick
Carstairs." And then in a pleasant baritone voice be sang:

"Aux armes, mes citoyens, Le jour de gloire est arriv?..."

Then relapsing into his Australian voice he said, "Whadda you think of
that, you cows?"

If Fitzroy had been in a normal frame of mind, he would have hesitated
before man-handling his employer. But the world just then seemed to him
one glorious adventure, and without an instant's delay he threw his arms
round his master and started to carry him out of the room.

"Obey orders if you break owners," he said. "You'd better come to bed.
Good night, Mr Delahunty. We'll put off the revolution until the

As he put out the lights and took a final walk round the place, talking
to his dog as his habit was, old Delahunty laughed to himself.

"Well, we had some fun out of it anyway, Molly," he said. "The man sang
in French and he called me a half-sir! How did he get to know that word?
I ought to have called him out, Molly. But a man can't go out with a
shearer, especially when he's buying one's horses."

Next morning Red Fred came into the breakfast room without any trace of

"Good morning, all," he said. "I suppose you think I was tight last
night. Well, I wasn't. I was cold sober. You see, I told young Fitz here
that when he saw me gettin' into a barney and startin' to talk French,
he was to cart me off to bed, and I wanted to see if he was game enough
to do it. All what I said about that bay horse, that was just part of
the lurk. I am going to give him that horse as a present for his pluck.
When you have had your breakfast, Fitz, you fix up all the papers about
the horses and I'll go and get the old car ready.

"Do you know what I got in that car? I got an opal brooch that'd fair
knock your eye out. An old mate o' mine come to me at Barcoo, flat
broke, and asked me to buy it to give him a start. I gave him fifty quid
for it. I never saw such a stone, the size of a hen's egg, and all
scarlet and green and gold lights like fireworks. I'm going out to give
it to Maggie. Maggie stuck to me many a time for a feed and a drink o'
tea. Maggie'll be like the Opal Queen that used to keep the pub at Eulo,
and get all the best opal from the gougers when they came in to knock
down their cheques."

While he was fixing up the car and making his peace with Maggie the
other two fixed up the papers about the horses.

"Do you know," said the old man, "I envy you your job. If you go to
England to race, you can go anywhere and meet anybody. A good racehorse
is better than any letter of introduction. Here am I like Kipling's
Roman Emperor, sitting by a river waiting for death, and you'll be
meeting princes and potentates and some of the best people in the world
and some of the worst. The women will be your main trouble. That red
fellow is easy money for any woman. By the way, talking of that, I have
a daughter away on a visit at Saltbush Downs, just alongside the place
you're going to. I'll give you a note to her. If you can teach Red Fred
not to mix his liquors and not to drink cherry brandy like water, he'll
do all right. I wish you luck."

When they went out to the car their eyes were dazzled by something that
looked like a lighthouse, and they found that Maggie had pinned the opal
brooch on her breast, and was loading the car with sandwiches and fruit.

"So long, Fred," she said. "If you get broke, come back here, and we'll
see that you get a pen. When the studs come on to be shorn, you can say
that your wrist has cracked up, and let the other fellows shear 'em. So

Chapter V - Jimmy the Pat

A letter from young Fitzroy to his mother, though somewhat misspelt,
will perhaps tell the story of their next adventures better than could
be done by any chronicler. Being congenitally unable to spell correctly,
most of his correspondence, such as police reports, had been painfully
compiled with the help of a dictionary, but writing to his mother he
could let himself go:

Dearest Mother,

You will be surprised to know that I have given up the police force. I
don't suppose that bit of news has been cabled to England yet. There was
a scrimaje at a race-meeting where a lot of money was supposed to be
stolen. I was like the North West Mounted Police I got my man, but the
man I arrested was a milliunair and the chaps who informed on him were
the chaps that got the money. When he had to be let go, he saw I was
disappointed so he offered me a job as secertary at a thousand a year,
so I told the police they had better look out for a man in my place.

Most rich men are so close with their money, you wouldn't get anything
out of them with the synide [cyanide] process, but my boss is free with
his money and too free with his tongue when he gets a few drinks in. I
am chucker-out as well as seckertary, and I have to chuck out my boss
and put him to bed when he gets into a brawl.

My boss is mad on going in for racing and he bought three young horses
from an old Irish squatter, a friend of Uncle Hilton's, and I think much
the same sort as Uncle Hilton. He fancied himself a lot and talked in a
snearing way and made fun of Red Fred, which is my boss's nickname and
not a bad sort either. My boss hadn't any money a year ago but now he
has a private gold-mine and three big stations, about half a milliun
sheep. We left the young horses to be broken in, one of them belongs to
me. The boss gave him to me for carrying him out of the room when he
wanted to fight.

We left the old Irishman's place to go two hundred miles up the river to
Calabash which is one of my boss's places. Everything he touches turns
out lucky just now. He bought this place from a man who was runed by
four years drought and when the man gave delivry of it he had to swim
his horses away from the place. The country is like a wheat feild now
and the river is over its banks out for miles over the plain. It had
banked up and was running the wrong way. We got into boggy country and
had to leave the river and go ploughing through the scrub. When we
retirned to the river we followed it the wrong way. Thinking it was
flowing down stream when it was rearly flowing upstream. We were out all
night and that is the time men get on each others nerfs, but we were all
right. We had to do a perish, no grub, and he was saying what sort of
dinners he would order when he got to England. He said what would a
dinner cost at a fashuonable hotel in London and I said about two pounds
a head, and he said that be blowed for a yarn, how could any man eat two
pounds worth of grub at one sitting!

When we got going again we stopped for breakfast at a bush shanty. The
publican wanted Red Fred to buy a lot of shares in a gold-mine. He said
it was like a jeweller's shop for gold, they had let him go down and
take spessimens, so my boss said 'if they let you go down that settles
it. If it was as good as you say they wouldn't let anybody look at it,
they would keep it for themselves.' He is shrood all right is Mr Fred
Carstairs. His wool clip last year was over two hundred and fifty
thowsand and his mine another fifty thowsand. As fast as one place paid
for itself he bought another. We are going to inspect a fresh place next

We only got here last night so haven't had much of a look round yet. The
homestead isn't much but the boss says if you build too good a homestead
the manager will never go out on the run.

Will close now and finish this letter when we settle down. We are going
to a real backblocks race-meeting soon, it ought to be some fun and will
give the boss his first crack at the racing game.

Hilton Fitzroy

PS. Since writing above, Mr Delahunty's daughter has come over with some
friends for the race-meeting and will be here for some days. Her name is
Moira and she is like the old man, very tall and dark, with deep blue
eyes, but she doesn't talk like him, she talks quite frendly and is full
of fun. She is mad on racing and she says we must get my boss a fair run
for his money. These little bush meetings are even hotter than
lether-flapping meetings in Ireland. She has visitered England and
Ireland and knows a lot of people you know. Must close now for the
present. The boss bought a mare called Nancy Bell down at Barcoo, but he
didn't race her when I arrested him. The trainer is sending her over by
road and we will run her here. With much love from your son.


The mare Nancy Bell, with her jockey, duly arrived at Calabash and soon
cast the spell of the thoroughbred over her millionaire owner. The day
after the mare's arrival he was discovered sitting by her feedbox,
listening ecstatically to the sound of her jaws as she munched her food.
Every now and again the mare would give him a friendly look from one of
her liquid brown eyes and rub her head against him. When she went out
for walking exercise he would follow her down the paddock, admiring the
dainty way in which she picked up her feet.

"Them's the sort," he said, "that the bushrangers used to take away when
they stuck up a station. They'd run the mob into the yard and pick out
the good-bred sorts. Then when the traps got after them they'd race
straight across country, up mountains and down sidelings, till they got
where they could hide out for awhile. How would you like to have the
troops after you, Nancy? You'd show 'em, old girl."

After a day's acquaintance the ex-shearer took to giving the mare
furtive lumps of sugar from the bin in the kitchen, or handfuls of
milk-thistle and prairie grass gathered in the garden. The mare, on her
part, soon got to know his footsteps and acknowledged his attentions in
a ladylike way by calling out to him while he was still a hundred yards
off. The little one-eyed jockey who looked after the mare--if he had any
other name than Bill the Gunner nobody had ever heard it--was inclined to
take a firm stand about these variations in diet, but Red Fred, in spite
of his inferiority complex, was not to be daunted by a jockey. He told
Bill the Gunner that if he didn't like it he could come and get his
cheque, and Bill the Gunner, though undesirable in many ways, had so
firm an affection for the mare that he would rather have left his wife
than Nancy Bell.

Not that the mare was any great champion. Of clear thoroughbred English
stud-book pedigree, as many backblocks horses in Queensland are, she
hadn't been broken in till she was four years old when her frame had had
time to mature. She was not gifted with any great amount of pace, but
she was as tough as steel and would fight out a race under the whip with
the tenacity of a bulldog. Many a better horse had she worried out at
the finish of a desperate race on a rough bush track, for tracks or
weights or heavy going were all alike to Nancy Bell.

One day there was some trouble with the shearers, and trouble with
shearers is serious enough to take a man's mind off any other sort of
trouble. A strike may mean that the sheep will have to be let go, to
shed their wool all over the paddocks, so when the shearers demanded to
see the owner instead of the proper authority, the station manager, a
messenger was sent off hot-foot after Red Fred. The shearers said they
must see the owner before they would shear another sheep. Nobody could
find the owner until it was remembered that he had been seen walking
down the paddock after Nancy Bell, and when found he refused to come
back to the house.

"Tell 'em they can come and get their cheques," he said. "I know
shearers. If a shed runs for two hours without somebody gettin' chipped
[faulted for bad shearing] they say 'twelve o'clock and not a word said.
We're robbin' ourselves. Up on 'em boys'; and away they go, only taking
the tops off the fleece and leavin' that much wool on their legs you'd
think the sheep was wearin' gaiters. Ain't the mare lookin' lovely,
Fitz? I was down at the track at daylight this mornin' watchin' her
gallop and she cleaned up the black horse from Lost River, like as he
was a hack. And he won the Town Plate at Wallaroo, that fellow."

The station manager who had come down with Fitzroy to get the boss's
verdict about the shearers, was a canny Scot and like all Scots he
couldn't resist an argument, even if cost him his job.

"I wouldn't take too much notice of that, boss," he said. "When they
run a trial and one of the owners is there, that owner's horse always
wins the trial. All over the wor-r-rld that's the ir-r-ron-clad and
un-brr-roken rule. I mind..."

"Never mind what you 'mind.' You mind your shearers; they'll keep you
hopping. Come on, Fitz, let's go and see the mare feed."

The Calabash Charity Meeting was well named, because charity covers a
multitude of sins. The Secretary of the District Hospital was nominally
in control of the meeting, and as the hospital was desperately hard up
he would, like Nelson, clap the telescope to his blind eye when asked to
detect any wrongdoing by a big subscriber.

Meeting this official in Calabash township, Fitzroy was given the lay of
the land.

"The whole show here," said the Secretary, "is run by one man, and a
Chinaman at that, Jimmy the Pat. D'yever hear of him?"

Having ascertained that Mr Hilton Fitzroy had not had the honour of
meeting Jimmy the Pat, the Secretary proceeded to give the Chinaman's

"Don't you make any mistake," he said, "this is a wonderful chap, this
Chow. He started with nothing--just a coolie--but he was a big, powerful
bloke and could mix it with anybody. He was in the ring for a bit, what
d'you think of that--a Chow in the ring! He could take a punch too, let
me tell you. 'My face all same iun,' he'd say. Then he took on running
fan-tan and pakapoo joints, and he got to be a big man, because if any
of the larrikin crowd got playing up Jimmy could knock him cold. Then he
started smuggling opium and working it back to the blacks and Chows up
in the Territory--heaven only knows what he made out of that. Then he
started importing Chinese coolies from Canton with false identification
papers, and he made these coolies work as slaves for him in Chinese
gardens, until they had paid him big money. He owns a couple of stations
on the quiet. And then, dash me, if he doesn't start bookmaking!"

This was a task so far beyond Fitzroy's arithmetic that he could hardly
believe it.

"A Chow make a book?" he said. "What does he do that for?"

The Secretary looked round him before he spoke.

"I'll tell you something," he said, "Jimmy's a very solid man and gives
thousands to charities. But there's hardly a fan-tan shop or an opium
joint in Queensland but what Jimmy's got a finger in it. There isn't a
criminal in Queensland but what would do exactly what Jimmy told him and
do it at the double. I think that he took up the bookmaking so that he
could travel about and keep an eye on all sorts of crooked jobs.
Anything from fan-tan to murder. I don't put anything past Jimmy. His
right name is Kum Yoon Jim, but the boys call him Jimmy the Pat. They
call all Chinamen 'Pat.' The larrikin crowd only call him that behind
his back. He'll hit any one that calls him Pat to his face. Tough on the
Irish, isn't it, when a _Chinaman_, will strike a man for calling him
'Pat'! It ought to be a compliment."

"Why doesn't somebody arrest him?" said Fitzroy, "if he's half what you
say he ought to be doing time!"

"That's all very well, but who's going to give evidence against him? The
police have been trying to catch him for years over the opium smuggling
and fan-tan, but no one will risk his life by giving evidence against
him. He's always good-natured and always laughing, but every now and
again there's a Chow found dead, and the police think that the dead man
has been trying to put the squeeze on Jimmy. Keep all this under your
hat and don't come to me about anything. I'm not going up against Jimmy.
This isn't much of a life, but such as it is I mean to hang on to it as
long as I can."

And now all was hurry and bustle at Calabash. Strings of carts loaded
with grog and provisions streamed out to the track. Blackfellows from
adjoining stations raced their half-broken horses down the main street,
or perhaps one should say _the_ street, for there was only one street
in Calabash. The bullock-team from Apsley Downs brought in a load of
laughing humanity consisting of about six families down to the smallest
baby. The _lite_, such as the party from Calabash station and the
squatters and their wives from other properties, came in cars flying the
colours of their horses. Dressed in yellow silk and sitting in a
particularly showy car came the great Chinese bookmaker, Jimmy the Pat,
cigar in mouth, and lolling back against the yellow upholstery till, as
a cynic observed, you couldn't tell there was anybody in the car.

Bill the Gunner arrived full of importance and leading Nancy Bell from a
station hack, and the Calabash party made a bee-line for the mare's
stall under the long bough sheds. The millionaire, shaking with
excitement, led the rush, followed by Moira Delahunty and Fitzroy. They
plied the Gunner with questions as to whether the mare was all right,
and had she eaten up her feed. But the Gunner's vocabulary seemed to be
limited to two sentences: "She's home and dried," and "She'll lob in,"
and with that they had to be content. Then there was a hurried
inspection of all the mare's opponents in the Town Plate in which Nancy
Bell was engaged.

Such is the glamour of proprietorship that they all agreed that none of
them looked like having a chance with her, until they came on a very
racy-looking chestnut called Desire about which nobody seemed to know
anything. He looked like a horse that should have a reputation, but even
the Gunner could not find out anything about him. He seemed to have
dropped from the clouds on to northern Queensland.

Moira had a horse of her own called Iron Cross engaged in the first
race, a Maiden Plate of six furlongs at catch weights; and as she had no
rider of her own, Bill the Gunner was legged into the saddle. Wellbred
and not in bad condition, this four-year-old might have run very well,
but he had never been off his own bush track and was green and
frightened. At an earlier age he might have run better, but age and
experience had taught him that the world was not altogether a friendly
place. He went down for his preliminary shying and swerving about as he
passed bullock-drays, blackfellows, men operating spinning jennies, and
booths where raucous-voiced "barkers" were inviting all and sundry to
come in and earn a pound by staying three rounds with Ironbark Joe, the
lightweight champion of western Queensland.

"The dear thing," said Moira, "he's all of a dither. I rode him most of
his work myself, and he can go a bit, but I suppose he'll run all over
the place. Still, we must have something on him, mustn't we, Fitz? We
can't haul down the flag without firing a shot."

They went into the crowd where Jimmy the Pat was standing on a box and
calling "Tlee to one on er feah! Tlee to one on er feah! Whaffor you
larp?" for Jimmy, who could speak good English when he chose, always
found it paid him to act the comic Chinaman at race-meetings. "Koom on
now, I gi' you four to one on er feah! Four to one on er feah!"

As there were ten runners and not a previous winner in the lot, Jimmy
was not taking much risk in offering four to one on the field, but he
made it sound as though he were offering them a gold-mine. There were
three professionally trained horses in the race, and most people knew
that whichever the professionals fancied, would win: but the locals
began to pour half-notes and pounds and even fivers on to their own
horses, and before long Jimmy was holding quite a decent bit of money.
When Moire and Fitzroy came up and asked the price of Iron Cross, Jimmy
beamed on them and said:

"Iun Closs b'long you Sissetah, eh? Welly goo' 'oss. I give you flet-ten
pong [fifteen pounds] to one, Iun Closs."

Fifteen to one was a nice price but it implied a sort of sneer at the
horse and suggested that only a person of inferior judgment would own or
train such an animal. Instead of putting on a pound each, as they had
intended, they were stung into putting on a fiver each, and they walked
away quite indignant.

"I do hope he runs well," said Moira. "I'd like to teach that Chinaman a
lesson. This horse _can_ gallop, we've tried him with some pretty good

As the field fretted and twisted about at the post, Bill the Gunner, who
was no mean horseman, watched his chance and had Iron Cross on the move
as the barrier went up. He had drawn a good position on the rails and
for a furlong or so Iron Cross went to the lead, galloping within
himself. Then some loud-voiced spectator, leaning over the rails, gave
vent to a howl of excitement, and Iron Cross ran across the track almost
to the outer rail, letting the whole field come up inside him. By the
time the Gunner had got him balanced and into his stride again, most of
the field were ahead of him, but he settled down to his work and began
to pass them one after another. Before long he was racing almost level
with the leaders, but wide on the outside. As they made the turn, the
Gunner began to swing him in towards the inner rail to get a position
for a straight run home. Though he had covered more ground than anything
in the race he was still galloping gamely and a mighty shout went up:

"Here, what's this! I'll take even money Iron Cross!"

As he came in towards the leaders, one of the professional horses swung
out and cannoned into him sideways, almost knocking him off his, feet,
and before he had a chance to recover himself the race was over. Even
then he was placed third and must undoubtedly have won, only for the
deliberate interference. There was no room for a protest as the winner
had not interfered with him, and Moira and Fitzroy went to lunch with
rage in their hearts and a determination to get level with the Chinaman
who, they felt sure, had organized the whole thing.

Chapter VI - The Big Wager

Lunch at the Calabash Races was what might be called a sporting affair
as it was enlivened by a fight between two aboriginals who elected to
settle their differences in sight of the bough shed under which the
repast was set out. The local trooper scorned to interfere in the
affair, but he managed to change the venue to a spot where the language
of the antagonists was, at any rate, mellowed by distance.

Fitzroy, who had no intention of taking the defeat of Iron Cross lying
down, was turning over schemes of revenge in his mind. Matters were not
improved by a visit from Jimmy the Pat, who poked a blandly smiling face
in under the bough shed and said that he would give Moira ten pong (ten
pounds) for Iron Cross, which he described as "welly goo' 'oss, welly
ni'." This was rubbing it in with a vengeance and Fitzroy could hardly
keep his hands off him, prize-fighter and all that he was.

The only cheerful member of the luncheon party was Red Fred who had been
down to worship at the shrine of Nancy Bell and to receive the usual
assurance that she would lob in. His informant was of course Bill the
Gunner, who had learnt very early in his career that an owner, like a
nation at war, must always be told good news, otherwise neither the
nation nor the owner would go on with the business.

"There's a thing called Desire," said the Gunner, "that nobody knows
nothing about. He might give us some trouble, but he's handled by the
Chow's mob and I don't think they'll have a go with 'im. They say he's a
disqualified Randwick horse, but if he is they won't want to spin 'im
for the few quid they can win 'ere. They'll keep 'im for some other
place where they can dob it down on 'im and win a packet. Anyways, even
if they do spin 'im, the little mare'll tear the heart out of 'im at the
finish. You take it from me she'll lob in."

"Isn't it funny," said Moira, "that a man who has sense enough to turn
down an offer of a gold-mine would swallow everything told him by such a
character as Bill the Gunner? How do you explain it? Even in England
I've seen a sensible business man standing outside the betting-ring
shifting from one foot to the other, and waiting for a dirty little
stable-boy to come and tell him to put a hundred pounds on a horse. Bill
the Gunner knows nothing about the other horses, but you'd think he was
the turf guide, the way your boss listens to him!"

"I'd like to get even with that Chinaman," said Fitzroy. "We must see if
we can't get at him somehow. They're all frightened of him here--and they
are not a crowd that are easily frightened either. I wouldn't much care
what I did as long as we could get level with him."

Just then he was hailed by the local trooper, a well set-up young
fellow, known as Bismarck (that man of blood and iron) from his
readiness to resort to a stirrup-iron when any hard citizen wanted to
resist arrest. Bismarck said that because he got seven bob a day, that
didn't include being punched and kicked by every tough in the West. As
he walked past them, Bismarck'e roving eye lit with approval on the
young lady, then he stopped and had a second look at Fitzroy.

"Here, I know you, don't I?" he said. "Wasn't you in the police depot
with me? Wasn't you that strong recruit that the sergeant took hold of
to show us how to throw a man, and he couldn't throw you? If you ain't
him you're a dead ring for him. That was why they sent you to
hell-and-gone out at Barcoo. If you'd let him throw you they'd have kept
you in town. You don't want to show the bosses any points, you know,
when you're a recruit. What are you doing now? Are you in the police
force still?"

Feeling rather like Mohammed's coffin, hovering between heaven and
earth, Fitzroy explained his position.

"I'm half in and half out," he said. "I applied for my discharge, but I
haven't got any answer yet, so I suppose I am in the force still. I'm on
leave just now."

"Of course you're in the force still. Once you put on the jacket you've
got to go on running 'em in until the Crown lets you go. But you might
introduce me to this young lady. My name's Frankston if you've forgotten

Fitzroy at once introduced him to Moira, adding that she was the owner
of Iron Cross who had been fouled in the first race.

"Fouled," said the trooper, "I should think he was. This is a charity
meeting so they will stand anything; but even if the stewards go to work
they'd never get the right man. The Chow was at the back of all that;
and if this young lady will excuse us for a bit, I've got something very
important to tell you."

Supposing it to be some great racing secret, Moira decided to get it out
of Fitzroy later on.

"I'll go over and look at the horses," she said. "Don't bother to come
with me. But if there's anything exciting, don't leave me out of it."

Drawing Fitzroy out of the crowd, the trooper known as Bismarck spoke
with great earnestness and with his mouth about an inch from Fitzroy's

"It's the luck of the world you've come," he said, "I've got a big job
on here. You know this Chinaman, Kum Yoon Jim, or Jimmy the Pat, or
whatever they like to call him? Headquarters have got something on him
at last, whether it's opium, or receiving stolen goods, or defrauding
the customs, I don't know. But I'm expecting a wire to arrest him any
minute, and he might put up a very ugly scrap. He's all oil and butter
while things go to suit him, but if anything goes wrong he'll draw a
knife in a minute. He goes stone mad.

"I daresay you've heard that I've got me own way of dealin' with these
rumbunctious coves; but this chap is different. Most of 'em, I just ride
up alongside 'em, slip the stirrup-iron out of the saddle as I jump off
the horse, and I tell 'em that I want 'em. Then if they look like
showing fight I stun 'em first and read the charge to 'em afterwards.
But I daren't do it with Jimmy the Pat. He's got so much money that if
he got out of the charge he'd have the jacket off me for undue violence.
I'm senior to you so I can order you to assist me, or if you're not in
the force I can call on you for assistance in the King's name. How do
you feel on it, brother?"

Fitzroy did not take very long to make up his mind. Apart altogether
from his personal grudge against the Chinaman over the interference with
Moira's horse, he felt that here was a chance to make a name for
himself. His only effort so far in the force had made him look like a
considerable fool, but here he had a chance to wipe out all that and to
leave the force in a blaze of glory.

"Right you are," he said. "I'd rather like to have a crack at this
Chinaman. Let me have first go at him and if he skittles me, then you
can come in with the stirrup-iron. When does the balloon go up--when is
the scrap supposed to start?"

Fishing out a telegram from the breast of his tunic Bismarck proceeded
to read it out:

"'Be prepared to arrest pickpocket,'" he read. "That's the code word for
Jimmy. We daren't mention his name for fear it would leak out. 'Be
prepared to arrest pickpocket on receipt further orders stop.' So you
see I can't do anything till I get a later wire. But they must think
they've got something on him at last, for I've got definite orders to
arrest his mate and to keep him where Jimmy can't get at him. I expect
they are going to put the third degree on his mate and see if he'll
squeal before they take Jimmy in."

"Who's his mate?" said Fitzroy.

"A big disqualified trainer chap that they call Sandbag because he can
drink such a lot. He's mixed up with Jimmy in the opium trade and if
he'll squeal we might hear something. Jimmy brought him up here to look
after a horse they call Desire that they've got here to-day. There's a
little stable-boy here that used to work in Sydney and he says that he
looked after this Desire when he was racing in Sydney. He says the
horse's right name is Despair. He was a real crack, but he turned
unmanageable at the barrier so they refused his nominations.

"This stable-boy stood outside Desire's stall while Sandbag was rubbing
him down and the boy said: 'How much do I get?' Sandbag says: 'You'll
get a lift under the ear if you want it. What's your game?' And the boy
said: 'That's not Desire. That's Despair. I looked after him in Sydney.
Take those bandages off and you'll see a big scar on his shin where he
cut himself on a bucket. How much do I get?' So, Sandbag said: 'You'd
better go and ask Jimmy the Pat what you get.' Of course that settled
the boy, for a team of draught-horses wouldn't drag him in to give any
evidence against Jimmy the Pat. But the boy came and told me, because he
thinks they may frame him upon some criminal charge, just to get him out
of the way."

"Bad at the barrier, is he?" said Fitzroy. "I was wondering what he was
doing here."

"The boy says that Sandbag is the only man that can handle this horse,"
said Bismarck, "and they'll get leave for Sandbag to hold him at the
post in the race to-day. But just before that race I'm going to put
Sandbag away where the crows won't roost on him, and they'll have to get
somebody else to hold the horse. Anyhow, you be ready to tackle Jimmy
the Pat just before the last race--if I get the wire--and if I see him
getting the best of you I'll hit him that hard that the money will
bounce out of his trouser-pockets."

Meanwhile our friend Red Fred was thoroughly enjoying himself. He had
won a few small bets--just enough to give him a taste for blood--and being
utterly unspoilt by prosperity he had drinks and arguments with all and
sundry, ranging from shearers' cooks to the visiting Police Magistrate.
Always an unassertive man he had been in the habit of agreeing with
everybody. Now he found to his surprise that everybody wanted to agree
with him. As for racing, about which he knew next to nothing, he had
them all eating out of his hand, listening to the words of wisdom
gleaned from Bill the Gunner. He had picked a couple of winners for
himself, and it is said a man's first winner makes him a critic; his
second winner makes him an expert; and the third winner makes him a
candidate for the bankruptcy court.

When asked about the chances of Nancy Bell he said, "she'll lob in,"
with such inspired certainty in his voice that several people began to
believe him. One thing which made his tale more convincing was that he
never entered into any explanations or gave any reasons; he just
repeated his formula with the monotony of the Roman general who swayed a
whole nation by repeating "Carthage must be destroyed."

In vain some of the shrewder men told him that really first-class horses
were sometimes brought from civilization to these outlandish parts and
given a few runs at the uncontrolled scrub meetings just to establish a
new identity, with a view to a descent to the heavy-betting coastal
meetings later on. Sometimes, they said, these horses might even win a
scrub race or two just to give an air of bona fides to their efforts.
When the ex-shearer said that he didn't believe people would be as crook
as that, he was asked whether a four-year-old did not once win the
English Derby.

When the scratching time expired for Nancy Bell's race, the board
disclosed'a field of ten, all well-known local horses except the
chestnut Desire. All of them had won races of some sort except Desire,
who was entered as a maiden having his first start and with what is
called a station pedigree, that is to say, his sire was given as a
fairly well-known thoroughbred horse, and his dam was given as a station
mare that might be thoroughbred. As they turned out about three hundred
horses a year from this place, it was hard to identify any of them; for
no stud-books were kept and the horses were mostly sold as remounts to
the Indian Army.

While Bill the Gunner and the trainer known as Sandbag were busily
saddling their charges, Red Fred walked round to the betting-ring. He
had no idea of betting more than a few pounds, for after all he was a
sportsman at heart and was quite content with the excitement of seeing
his colours carried for the first time in his life. When he got round to
the ring he was hailed by the Chinaman who, like everybody else, had
heard of his luck.

"Hello, Fled," said the Chinaman, waving his hand and beaming all over
his face, "you lich man now--catch'em plenty station, plenty gold-mine."

Sad to relate Red Fred, for the first time in his life, found himself
possessed of a class-conscious spirit. It had been all right to call
each other Jimmy and Fred in the days when he was a shearer and the
Chinaman used to visit the sheds with his hawker's cart which was really
a travelling sly-grog shop. Things were different now. He would have to
start and draw the line somewhere and he had better draw it at the

Deciding that half-measures were no good he said the most insulting
thing that he could think of. Mimicking the Chinaman's lingo, he said:

"Hello, Jimmy, you get plenty too fat. Catch him plenty dog, plenty cat,
b'long you tucker, eh?" Then having torn up the treaty, as it were, he
went on "You make'em book, eh? How much you bet my mare Nancy Bell?"

A Chinaman values his prestige--what he calls his "face"--even more dearly
than life or liberty; and being called a dog-eater in front of a crowd
was something that would have to be paid for later on; but with true
Oriental stolidity Jimmy the Pat gave no sign of his feelings. He smiled
blandly and said: "Nancy Bell, eh? More better you back something else.
Nancy Bell welly good mare, welly game, but too slow, crawl along all
same slug. I bet you ten to one. How muchee you want? You have ten
shillings on, eh?"

As they say in the poker schools, the Chinaman had seen his bluff and
had raised him one, now it was the white man's turn.

"I'll have two thousand to two hundred," he said.

Two thousand to two hundred! Such a bet had not been made at a scrub
meeting since the diggings days when the miners shod their horses with
gold and lit their pipes with five-pound notes! Two thousand to two
hundred in that crowd, when the gang had already shown in the first race
what they would do to win a couple of five-pound bets! The pigs in the
fable that ran about with knives and forks in their bodies asking to be
eaten were nothing to this callow millionaire who was just asking to
have his money taken from him. The Jubilee Juggins at his best was only
an amateur spendthrift compared to this man. But it takes much to rattle
a Chinaman. Jimmy the Pat wrote out a ticket for two thousand two
hundred as coolly as though he were signing a receipt for some washing.

Chapter VII - A Racecourse Brawl

An Australian backblocks racehorse is the gentleman adventurer of the
turf family. His life, like that of the old Scottish freebooters, is
mostly travel and combat and he must be prepared to walk any distance,
sleep anywhere and eat practically anything. Horses differ in gameness
just as much as they do in speed and staying-power, and the humble
battler on the outside tracks will generally fight like a bulldog at a

A bush racehorse may have to do a twenty-five-mile walk one day, and the
next day he may have to get down to it and race on an iron track with an
uneven surface, half blinded by dust and seeing nothing but the
straining bodies of the horses which are packed around him. A horse that
will stand a few seasons of this and still retain his love for racing is
an object lesson to humanity.

The horse Desire that had to oppose Nancy Bell in the last race at
Calabash had never been off the Sydney tracks. Bred from a particularly
wayward stallion, he had shown something very near classic form on the
few occasions that he could be brought to the post in racing trim. But
he had developed a blind unreasoning hatred for the barrier, and once a
horse gets that bee in his bonnet, he is as hysterical as a girls'
school. He would not only refuse to go up to the barrier, he would turn
round and bolt away from it; and not one of the many jockeys that were
tried on him could stop him. He was at last voted incorrigible, and was
sold into slavery to the Chinaman's gang. At Calabash he was very upset
by his surroundings, and had been terrified out of his wits by the sight
of a string of camels he met on the way to the track. His trainer, the
redoubtable Sandbag, had secured permission to hold Desire at the post,
so he had no doubt that the horse would get away and, as he himself put
it, "it would be a shame what he would do to these bush cuddies."

So now the bell rings for the Town Plate and out come the horses on the
track. The little mare Nancy Bell holding herself like a gamecock and
looking about twice her usual size goes down for her preliminary without
looking to left or right, cool as an old actor stepping on to the stage.
The other bush horses follow her, all moving a little short in their
action, for they know too much to reach out on this hard rough track
until the real business begins. Then, a picture of condition, with a
beautiful free easy action, comes the Sydney horse, but camels and
blackfellows and an iron-hard grassless track have ruined his morale. He
stares about him prepared to bolt for his life at any moment. The
Chinaman, inscrutable as an image of Buddha, climbs up on to a log and
sticks his betting-book under his arm, for this is a one-bet race and so
long as Nancy Bell is beaten he does not in the least care what wins it.
The gang's second string, a heavily built black horse, goes down in
business-like fashion. If he can block Nancy Bell at any stage of the
race it is long odds on his doing so.

Red Fred, trembling with excitement as he has never trembled over the
purchase of a seventy-thousand-pound station, gets up on another log.
Moira and Fitzroy have hardly said a word to anybody but each other
during the whole day and are in blissful ignorance of the big bet on the
mare. But the young lady finds her escort distrait and inattentive--he is
awaiting the summons which shall call him to battle with the head of the
opium gang. Just as the horses are finishing their preliminaries the
local black-tracker arrives at a gallop and hands Fitzroy a letter. This
proves to be from Trooper Frankston, _alias_ Bismarck, and runs as

I beg to report that I got kicked in the leg by a draught-horse and
doctor thinks leg is broken. He is taking me to the police-station. You
must carry on. Orders are to arrest trainer Smith, _alias_ Sandbag,
before the last race and do not allow the Chinaman or any one else to
see him. Also arrest Chinaman if telegram arrives, but keep them apart.
Tracker will give you every assistance but cannot be trusted with any
weapon. Please report all


Mounted Trooper.

Without a word to his companion Fitzroy jumped on the tracker's horse
and cantered down to the post, followed by the black-tracker on foot.
Arrived at the post he found Desire's trainer just stepping on to the
track to take that horse by the head, while the others were quietly
coming up into line. Handing his horse's bridle to the black-tracker,
Fitzroy walked quickly up to the big trainer:

"Smith, I want you. I have a warrant for your arrest on a charge of
opium smuggling."

"You have a warrant for my arrest! What's it got to do with you, you
cow? You ain't a trooper! You can't arrest me! I've got to hold this

Without ever quite realizing how it happened, Mr Smith found himself
trussed up like a turkey, his wrists handcuffed behind his back, and
thrown like a sack into the police car. Fitzroy jumped in alongside him,
and off they went to the police-station. The crowd round the
winning-post watched this drama from the distance without in the least
knowing what it was all about. Above a babel of shouts there arose a
hoarse yell from the Chinaman:

"Whaffor? Whaffor?"

It passed his understanding that a civilian should come along and carry
off his trainer at such a critical moment; but the starting-post was a
long way down the track and he had no time to interfere. The starter was
the only professional official connected with the charity meeting and he
was giving his services for nothing: furthermore, he had about seventy
miles to cover before he got home so he had no idea of wasting time over
a charity race among a lot of scrubbers.

"Line up here," he said in reply to the frenzied protest of Desire's
rider, who demanded that the start should be delayed. "If you can't get
him away, you'll be left." Then, to the Clerk of the Course, he said:
"Get down the track a bit with your stock-whip, Billy, and wheel him if
he tries to break back."

Desire refused to go near the tapes and twice he tried to bolt the wrong
way, but was skilfully wheeled by the Clerk of the Course. As he walked
up the track after his second attempt at a bolt the starter let the
others go, thinking that Desire would follow them, but the curious
obstinacy or obsession that possesses a horse, once it has learnt a bad
habit, was too strong for him. As the others sprang into their strides,
Desire wheeled round and would have been off, only that the stockwhip
met him fair over the nose. He propped dead, wheeled round and went
after the others, but by this time they were a couple of hundred yards
on their journey and only a first-class horse would have any chance of
catching them.

Desire soon showed that he had the class, for he settled down after them
like a kangaroo dog after a mob of wallabies. Bill the Gunner knew that
Desire was left, so he drove Nancy Bell along at the top of her speed to
get as big a lead as possible before the chestnut got after him.

Could the mare sustain a run of a mile and a quarter from end to end?
Racing alone in the lead is a greater strain than waiting and coming
with a run from behind, which was the mare's usual way of running her
races. With the Gunner crouched down on her neck she plodded grimly on,
but her small strides were ridiculously inadequate compared to the
greyhound action of the chestnut who seemed to eat up the ground without
effort. If only the post were a little nearer! To the other riders the
Gunner appeared to be trying to ride his mare's head off and for a while
they made no attempt to go after her.

Then the boy on the big black horse sat down as though he were riding a
finish and drove his mount along in hopes of getting alongside the mare.
Once there, he would soon settle the mare's chance by forcing her off
the track, and he got as far as her rump and her quarter. The Gunner
cast a glance back and saw that it was not the chestnut head that he had
expected to see, but he knew that he had to ask his mare for an extra
effort to beat off this black horse. For twenty yards they ran stride
for stride and then the big black horse dropped back, beaten, and the
mare still had three furlongs of a bitter battle ahead of her.

Luckily for Nancy Bell, her pedigree was full of the blood of
Fisherman--that wonder of the English turf who was never really going at
his best until he had run a mile. The others all dropped back, beaten,
but still the big chestnut came on and seemed to be going better as the
mare began to tire. He was gaining at every stride now, and to the
experienced eye of Moira the mare's defeat was a matter of certainty.
Crying with excitement, she shrieked:

"Give her the whip, Gunner. She'll stand it."

But the Gunner saved the whip till the big chestnut drew up to her
quarters with a furlong to go. It seemed all over. Apparently he could
go on when he liked. But the terrific pace he had made in the early part
was beginning to tell on him. With a hundred yards to go, there was a
savage howl of exultation from the crowd as the boy on the chestnut
picked up his whip and got to work with it. From there to the post it
was a fierce flogging finish; but the stride of the big horse was sure
to tell. In the last twenty yards the Gunner drove home the spurs--spurs
that will settle a cur but will get the very last ounce out of a really
game horse. The mare had never felt spurs in her life. She made one last
desperate effort and fairly threw her head a foot in front as they
passed the post.

Talk about pandemonium! Motor-cars hooted, stockwhips cracked, shearers
and squatters beat each other on the back. Moira seized the hands of the
next person to her, a blackfellow, and danced with him:

"By crikey, Moira," said the black, "that mare game all same bulldog

Red Fred was slapped on the shoulders, on the back, on the hat,
anywhere, by shearers who had shorn with him and by squatters who had
sacked him. Only the Chinaman and his followers drew together in an ugly
snarling mob, and the more timid people began to look round to see what
had become of Bismarck, the knight of the stirrup-iron. It looked as
though there would be plenty of work for him before the proceedings
closed. Bismarck, however, was just having his leg set, and there was no
representative of law or order in the mob. As the horses came back to
weigh, with heads drooping and nostrils stretched to the utmost as they
tried to fill their lungs with air, Fitzroy rode up on the trooper's
horse. He was still in civilian clothes and the crowd were wild to know
what it was all about. The voice of Dear Boy Dickson made itself heard
above the din:

"Why did you grab him, dear boy? Why did you grab him?"

Fitzroy pulled his horse up and dismounted at some distance from the
crowd, and it was just as well that he did so. Like a yellow tiger the
Chinaman launched himself out of the mob and made a blind rush,
shrieking curses and striking out with his fists. When a Chinaman is
pushed over the edge of his composure he goes wild as a Malay running
amuck. It was a case of a fifteen-stone fighting-man against an
eleven-stone wrestler, but the wrestler knew all about the fighting-man,
while the fightingman at the moment was incapable of thought. If he had
made his attack coolly he might have landed a blow that would have ended
the affair. Instead he came on shouting, clawing and striking, leaving
himself open to any throw the wrestler chose.

With a movement as quick as the strike of a snake Fitzroy seized the
Chinaman's wrist and jerked him off his balance. Before he could
recover, the yellow man's hamlike arm was bent over the white man's
shoulder. Using the arm as a lever and exerting his extraordinary
strength, Fitzroy threw his antagonist's huge bulk over his shoulder as
a coal-heaver might throw a sack of coals. The Chinaman crashed to earth
almost stunned, and with one arm out of action. With the snarl of a
trapped dingo he reached inside his clothes with his uninjured arm and
flashed out a knife. This Fitzroy promptly kicked out of his hand, and
snapped the handcuffs on to the Chinaman's wrists.

As Jimmy the Pat lay on the ground, glaring upwards like a scotched
snake, Fitzroy thought over what he should do. He had received no orders
to arrest the Chinaman and he knew that the authorities did not wish to
make any move till their opium-smuggling case was quite ready. The
little matters of a racecourse brawl and the flashing of a knife were
not worth talking about, compared to the possibilities of breaking up
the yellow man's criminal organization. Fitzroy had made one mistake
over an arrest and he did not mean to make another.

"Look here," he said, "if you like to behave yourself you can go. You've
had all you want, haven't you?"

The Chinaman gave a sulky nod and held out his wrists to be freed of the
handcuffs. He climbed into his car and was driven off. And the
spectators at the Calabash Charity Race-meeting dispersed, having seen
something that they could talk about for the next three years.

In the mosquito-proof enclosure of Calabash homestead that evening, when
even the cockatoo was brought in lest the mosquitoes should cause him to
do an uneasy kind of step-dance by stinging his legs, the bush
millionaire waxed eloquent.

"What did I tell yer?" he said. "Didn't I say that racing was the way to
see life? First of all I gets arrested and then I buys a mare and backs
her for two thousand quid and she lobs in. And my seckertary throws the
champion of China all over northern Queensland. Will I get paid, do you

The Calabash manager had no doubt on that point.

"Jimmy'll pay you all right," he said. "He's lost enough face now to
cover the side of a woolshed. If he welshes you his gang will begin to
wonder whether they'd get their cut out of the opium game and the
fan-tan joints. Two thousand pounds isn't a button off his waistcoat.
But he won't care what he does or how he does it until he gets even.
You're talking of racing in Sydney and in England. If I were you I'd
reckon that Australia wasn't big enough for me and the Chinaman. Fitzroy
here--well, if I was him I'd dress up as a swagman and I'd put one foot
in front of the other and never stop till I got to Sydney. On the boat
for England I'd change me name and I'd grow a crop of whiskers."

Fitzroy appeared to have other things on his mind, for he and Moira
looked longingly out into the garden with its deep shadows and its scent
of flowers. The breeze brought a breath of myall and pine, and
everything in the garden looked lovely; but the mosquitoes that always
come in clouds in a good season were waiting outside in their millions,
howling for blood, so the party decided to disperse for the night. Just
as they were drawing their candlesticks--for Calabash did not run to
electric light--Bill the Gunner came in to say that the mare had eaten up
and had gone to sleep.

"What did I tell yer?" he said. "She'd lick Desire seven days a week!
What about her in the Melbourne Cup with me on her?"

The owner of Nancy Bell appeared to be impressed, in fact, he hung on to
Gunner's every word. But the station manager knew that winning a
Melbourne Cup with a bush-bred pony would be about equivalent to taking
Gibraltar with a rowing-boat.

"She's game enough, Gunner," he said. "The gamest thing on four feet.
But do you think she's class enough?"

"Class enough?" said the Gunner. "She'd lob in."

Chapter VIII - Station Life

Having disposed of the Calabash Races and heaped dirt on the head of the
Chinaman, Fitzroy and his employer were free to attend to financial
business. But it is remarkable how little business a really wealthy man
ever needs to do. James Tyson, an Australian grazier who died worth over
two millions sterling, never even had an office. Applicants for an
interview, especially bishops, were always turned down, because, as he
said himself, he never saw a bishop but what the bishop wanted
something; and when he wished to fix up a deal of a hundred thousand
pounds or so over a station, his bank was always prepared to let him
have the use of a room for nothing. The big graziers have all their
accounts kept, their returns received, and purchases made by the
financial firms that sell their wool.

It is even on record that one grazier, wishing to be married, wrote to
his financial house to fix up everything about the wedding. They were to
select the church and the parson, to buy presents for the bride and
bridesmaids, to chose the place for the honeymoon, to engage the
necessary accommodation and buy the railway tickets. And everything went
off with the greatest _clat_, though, certainly, the man charged with
the arrangements did remark to a friend that if he had been allowed to
select the bride he might have done better for his client.

A vast amount of correspondence had followed them to Calabash, and
Fitzroy shuddered at the amount of dictionary work he would have to do
in answering all those letters. But most of them answered themselves.
There was a huge envelope from the Empire Pastoral Company containing
reports from the various station managers--all very favourable except for
one outlying man who reported some mortality among the old ewes.

"Tell him to report something else next time, or I'll think there's
nothing but old ewes on the station," the millionaire remarked.

Another report stated that a big stock-dealer wished to buy the whole
drop of lambs (about ten thousand) on one station, paying for same with
a promissory note, and that the buyer was "undoubted." Red Fred snorted
at this and said:

"Well, I doubt him! I knew that feller when he hadn't got a bob and I'll
know him when he hasn't got a bob again. These big dealers always go

Then they tackled the mass of circulars from tradesmen, begging letters,
appeals from cranks, offers to trace his descent from William the
Conqueror, letters from ladies who would be glad to meet Mr Carstairs
any time and show him a good time. All these got short shrift, for the
millionaire's mind was on other matters.

"What's this fellow want? Fifty thousand pounds to finance a perpetual
motion machine. Tell him to write to Callan Park lunatic asylum, there's
plenty there will lend it to him. I say, Fitz, did you ever see anything
like the way the little mare battled it out? Here's another cove wants
twenty thousand to develop a gold-mine. He says all the mine wants is a
capitalist to put some money into it. Well, I suppose that's the only
way it'll ever get any money into it. We'll go down to Sydney, Fitz, and
buy something to have a crack at 'em while those young ones of
Delahunty's are coming on."

Then he opened another letter:

"Here's a letter from a woman with a lot of children and very hard up.
Reads straight enough, too. Put all the letters that look straight into
an envelope and send them to the Empire Pastoral. They've got a man who
looks into those cases for me. And some nice birds he ketches, too. One
chap wrote that he was starving and he came round in a motor-car to
collect his letters. We help the real cases. If I win the Melbourne Cup
I'll give 'em the lot. Good gosh, here's a letter from Jimmy the Pat
with a cheque for two thousand--lucky you only crippled his left hand.
Now you write the Empire and tell 'em to get cash for those lambs and in
everything else to work their own topknots. What do they want to bother
me for? It's no use keeping a dog and barking yourself. Dump all the
other letters, and when you've finished we'll go out and have a look at
the little mare."

The next few days were spent in idling about the station. They did some
duck-shooting on the river, where the birds came over in clouds. Fitzroy
got one with each barrel every time. But Red Fred was no shot, and he
even missed a bewildered wallaby that tried to run up his leg. Soured by
this misfortune he was just about to put his gun away in the car when a
mob of wood-duck came over. In a great flurry he fired both barrels into
the brown of them and was amazed to see five drop into a little patch of

Rushing into the water up to his ankles he grabbed about in all
directions and as he secured each threw it out on the bank. Making sure
none were left, he turned round to wade ashore, and nearly sat down in
the water with astonishment when he saw the whole five get up and fly
away. To make things worse, as he stood gaping after them, Tarpot Tommy,
a station black, who had been driving the ducks, rode up and laughed at
him just as though he were a common person and not the owner of several
stations and a gold-mine.

"Hoo!" said the black, "that feller young duck. He no fly before. You
prighten him bad, he hide longa reeds. Sposin' you ketch him he sham
dead, and then he ply away."

This was bad enough, but when they returned to the house the blackfellow
started giving imitations of the scene for the benefit of the blacks'
camp--and the blacks are the world's best mimics.

Having beaten a Chinaman, Red Fred thought he could beat a black, so he
decided to show Tarpot Tommy a point. Liberally smearing an old pair of
riding-breeches with aniseed he sent for all the blacks in camp and
presented the breeches to Tarpot Tommy as a compliment to his histrionic

"You go make him bang bang, all same gun, go splash splash, all same

Just as the delighted Tarpot Tommy started on his performance the
half-dozen or so station dogs in the backyard got wind of the aniseed,
and a whiff of it was borne on the breeze down to the hundred or so dogs
in the blacks' camp. Among this lot there was one fellow with a trace of
foxhound in his ancestry; throwing his tongue, he set off to
investigate. All the others followed, and the bewildered Tarpot Tommy
saw the whole of the mongrel pack coming for him on the full run.

In a second they were all round him, sniffing at his trouser-legs in a
sort of ecstasy. Dogs were in front of him, dogs behind him, dogs
shouldering each other and fighting to get near him. He could not move a
step for dogs, and could not take his eyes off them for various reasons.
Grabbing a big stick he swung it round to make the dogs keep their
distance. As he made a vicious swipe at a particularly persistent
mongrel he said:

"By crikey, Missa Carstairs, these damn dogs think me smell all same

After that the millionaire and his secretary decided it was time to go
to Sydney.

Before they left they received a letter from Mr Delahunty who wrote just
as pompously as he talked:


I have to communicate the unpleasant fact that the Philistines are upon
us. Your three yearlings were missing from the stud paddock in the last
few days and have disappeared altogether. They would certainly not go
away from their mates, so it does not need a Sherlock Holmes to deduce
that they must have been stolen. I have a tracker here who claims to be
able to track a mosquito along a bar of iron, but there have been four
inches of rain and all tracks are obliterated. The country is now in a
state which, to quote the aforesaid tracker, would bog a duck with a
shingle on his foot.

I hear by the mulga wire that your young friend Fitzroy had a bit of a
dust-up with that Chinese criminal Jimmy the Pat, so I have no doubt as
to the thief, or rather as to the Moriarty who arranged the crime.
Whether we have any hope of getting a conviction, or any chance of
recovering the horses is another matter. He has agents and spies
everywhere and, given two days' start, he can take them north, south,
east, or west, and substitute them for three of the less aristocratic
yearlings on some station where he has the head stockman in his power. I
am sorry to say that I never brand my yearlings, so by this time they
probably have brands and new identities, pedigrees, etc.

One thing is certain, they are sure to race them sooner or later, for
not even the fear of the police--even of the devil himself--would keep
these local Dick Turpins from racing horses of this class. We have a few
men in the police who are peculiarly qualified to prove the truth of the
proverb "set a thief to catch a thief," so a good big reward, privately
circulated among the police, might bring results. Meanwhile, if we hear
of any colt with an obscure pedigree racing like a champion we can have
him overhauled.

I cannot understand why they have never arrested Jimmy the Pat. They are
always threatening to do so, but, as my tracker says, they will never do
it, until he has whiskers which trail on the ground.

Moira sends her regards and Maggie has already blinded several people
with her opal.

Coming on top of his unfortunate effort to be funny at the expense of
Tarpot Tommy, the theft of these yearlings upset their owner

"Did you ever hear the like of that?" he said. "I suppose that Chow sent
somebody into the paddock with a handful of hay, and when the yearlings
come up to him, he slipped halters on 'em and off they all went. When I
started shearin', before the motor bikes come in, we used many a time to
slip into a squatter's paddick and ketch a couple of horses that may,
and ride 'em fifty or a hundred miles to a shed. But we always let 'em
go again. We'll offer five hundred reward, and we'll make it free for
all, not only the traps.

"I knew a little bloke named Flash Jack; was out on bail for pinchin' a
horse, and he went down to the police-station and pinched the horse out
of their yard and they never saw him or the horse again. I s'pose he'll
be up in the Territory now--that's where most of 'em go, when the traps
are after 'em. If Flash Jack hears there's five hundred hangin' to it,
he'll come down and find them horses. And look here. You'd better write
to the police and get your discharge. Tell 'em you've turned

Fitzroy himself had been worrying over this for some time. It is fairly
hard to get into the police force, but (as with an Australian Eleven) it
is much harder to get out of it. The training of a policeman costs a lot
of money, even more than the training of a soldier, so the authorities
are unwilling to let a man go, even though he may have done something
particularly silly--such as Fitzroy had done at Barcoo. That _faux pas_
had been offset by his magnificent victory over the Chinaman at
Calabash, and a strong, willing man can always be used in the criminal
districts where he can arrest pretty well anybody without much fear of a
mistake. Acting on the principle of "do it now," he decided to write the
letter at once and went in search of a dictionary.

A search in the station bookcase revealed some yellow-backs and a set of
Walter Scott's novels, but nothing in the nature of a dictionary; and an
inquiry of the manager's wife revealed that there had never been such a
thing in the place. Faced with this catastrophe, he thought for a while
of going through one of Scott's novels till he found each word he
wanted; but on second thoughts he decided that his own natural spelling
might be an inducement to them to let him go. So he sat himself down in
the station office, with its samples of wool and strong smell of
sheep-dip, took up his pen and wrote:



[He was all right so far, as he had written those words hundreds of
times, but then he had to launch on an uncharted sea] I regret to say
that my sirkumstances have alltered very much for the better, since I
unlissted in the force. I am now seekertary to a gentleman of wealth and
owner of several stations. In regard to my applecation for discharge
from the force, consiquent on arresting a milliunar on a charge of
theft, I now beg that you will aprove same. [Having got so far, he was
soon on safe ground when he wrote the familiar words] I have the honor
to be, Sir, your obedient servant


Mounted Trooper No. 79.

Fortunately for him, this letter got to headquarters before any report
of the famous victory at Calabash over Kum Yoon Jim, the terror of the
force, otherwise he might never have got his discharge. His letter was
dealt with by the Secretary to the Commissioner, a man who was a purist
in English but had been put on to secretarial work because of his
dislike for arresting or mixing in any way with desperate criminals.
Having shuddered at the spelling and criticized the construction of the
letter, this official relaxed so far as to mark it, "applecation
granted," and Fitzroy was free--free to indulge in thoughts of a return
to England.

Chapter IX - The Entertainment Officer

When Red Fred and his secretary arrived in Sydney for the second stage
of their march to turf honours they knew practically nobody, and the
millionaire had decreed a strict silence on the subject of his wealth.
"If they know I've got money," he said, "they'll want to tear it off me
like wool off a hogget."

They quartered themselves at an unpretentious hotel; and instead of
chartering a car went out to the races in a tram. As they watched the
arrivals, a magnificent limousine car drove up and out of it stepped a
square-built, short-necked man dressed by a good tailor, with a Talisman
rose in his buttonhole. An American would have classed him as the chief
executive of a chain of factories; an Englishman would have guessed him
to be a big Yorkshire contractor. Dismissing his car with a wave of his
hand he turned to enter the gate and his eye lit on Red Fred.

"Hello, Fred," he said, "fancy meeting you! I ain't seen you since we
done that job o' fencin' for old hungry Williams, and we nearly had to
pull him to court to get our money. What are you doin' now?"

Being determined not to make any admissions Fred sparred for time.

"Why, Jim," he said, "I never thought I'd see you again. How did they
let you get out of Queensland? Do you remember that night we camped up
on the end of the line of fence and you went down a quarter of a mile in
the dark to fill two buckets at the creek? And just as you got back you
fell over a calf asleep in the grass and you had to go back again. Haw!
Haw! You had plenty to say that night, Jim.

"Fitz," he went on, turning to his aide-de-camp, "this is Jim Frazer;
used to be fencin' with me in Queensland. Fitzroy and me have just come
down for a fly round. Fitz used to be a trap but he pinched the wrong
bloke so they let him out on his ear. What are you doin', Jim?"

"Me, I'm makin' a book. I strained me back fencin' so I started a
barber's shop up in Lost River. But I wasn't too good at it. The first
cove I shaved, he said: 'Either your hand's very heavy or your razor's
very blunt.' Well, it's no good lettin' 'em jump on you, is it, Fred? So
I said: 'No, my hand ain't very heavy nor my razor ain't very blunt.
It's your face that's wrong,' I says. And he had a look at me--I weighed
fifteen stone--and he says: 'Perhaps you're right.' And he pays his money
and walks out.

"So then I started layin' 'em the odds in the township, bettin' on the
wires you know, and I done so well that I gave up the shop and followed
the races. If you want a bet you'd better come to me. But unless you've
got more money than sense you'll leave it alone. There ain't many books
would tell you that. But I don't want your money, Fred. If you're broke,
I might be able to stake you till you get a job."

The owner of the Daybreak Reef considered this offer for some time but
said that he could carry on for the present.

"Don't nobody ever make any money bettin', Jim?" he said.

"Only the plungers, and they never keep it. There's some that'll bet
their shirt while they've got a shirt, and they might run into big
money. But they can't stop bettin' and it all comes back to us. They'll
never beat us while we've got our health and strength....Why do you
go on workin', Fred? Only fools and horses work?"

By this time he had half a dozen men waiting to see him--scouts who
touted horses for him and runners who went round the ring to report any
big commissions--and Red Fred and his secretary were left to their own

When men have been cooped up together for weeks, as Red Fred and Fitzroy
had been, they are apt to get on each other's nerves. Something of the
sort might have happened to these two, but relief was in sight. Through
the crowd came an enormously fat man dressed in the height of fashion
and looking as Mr Pickwick would have looked if he had weighed nearly
seventeen stone. He was all smiles and affability, although his eyes had
the strained and weary look of a night sub-editor, or a gigolo in the
height of a New York season.

Charley Stone was what is called the entertainment officer for the
Empire Pastoral Company and his job was to keep in touch with the firm's
clients on their visits to Sydney. His duties were first and foremost to
prevent the emissaries of other firms from getting hold of these
clients; then to take them to the races, theatres, night clubs, the
Museum, or Wesleyan lectures, according as their tastes dictated. He had
to be an authority on the purchase of clothes, pictures, furniture,
saddlery or sheep-dip. He had to be able to get tickets for everything,
from a Government House ball to the best seats at a popular prizefight.
He had to be prepared to sit drinking and playing cards all night with a
party of young Western squatters, and then turn up sober, shaved, and in
his right mind, to see an elderly lady off the early train. He never did
any work, in the generally accepted sense of that word; but his firm
paid him a big salary, and he was able to get his clothes, food, and
entertainment for practically nothing. A glorious life, but apt to be
very short.

He lumbered up to Red Fred and shook his hand vigorously.

"Been looking all over the place for you," he said. "Heard you were
down. I could ha' got you a ticket for the Members' Stand. I didn't know
you were a racing man."

Having won the only race in which he had ever started a horse, Red Fred
had a fair claim to the title of racing man, but bitter experience in
life had taught him never to overbid his hand.

"My secketary here knows more about racin' than I do," he said; "but I'm
thinkin' of buyin' some horses and goin' in for it. Meet Mr Fitzroy. Him
and me are goin' to buy some horses at the sales."

"Going to buy some horses, are you? I'll put you on to a man that'll
tell you what to buy, and I'll get you a good trainer. I'll introduce
you to Jim Frazer, if you like. He's our biggest bookie. Bet you a
million if you want it."

"Oh, I know Jim Frazer all right. We was mates in Queensland. But Jim
says you can't beat the ring. I won two thousand off a bookie in
Queensland. I didn't tell Jim, and do you know what he done--he offered
to lend me some money."

This set the giant back on his heels, so to speak, for never in his life
had he met a non-racing man--and very few racing men for that matter--who
had won two thousand pounds from a bookmaker. Thinking that he had
better feel his way a bit before trying to impress this peculiar client
he turned to Fitzroy.

"You come with me to the office," he said, "and I'll get you those
tickets. You wait here, Mr Carstairs, and I'll send Fitzroy back with
the tickets. Then I'll meet you upstairs before the first race."

As they shouldered through the crowds he took a good look at Fitzroy and
decided to unburden his spirit.

"What's your boss's line?" he asked. "Women, horses, theatres, booze,
gambling? They all come at something, and whatever it is I have to come
at it with them. The firm'd tear me to pieces if we lost this man's
business. Will I offer him a drink?"

Fitzroy laughed:

"He's racehorse mad just now. Keep him off the drink. He's a fine chap,
but he can't carry too much and when he gets a few in he wants to fight
somebody. You might have to fight him out of trouble. How are you on

"Not too good. You mightn't think it to look at me, but I could always
run too well to fight much. But if he gets into any scrap I've only got
to hold up my finger and I'll get ten men round me who can fight like
thrashing machines. If he gets into a scrap I'll soon fight him out of

As they drew near the office they were aware of a bleating sort of voice
trying to make itself heard behind them.

"Here! I say! Hello! Fitzroy! What!"

Looking round they saw a young man of about twenty-two, a vision in
morning coat, top hat, spats, cane, eye-glass--a typical Ascot Johnnie,
incongruous in Australia. A small man, he seemed to be all top hat and
eye-glass, but Fitzroy had no difficulty in recognizing an old
undergraduate friend in the Honourable Algernon Salter, better known in
the University as Psalmsey, owing to the way in which the word Psalter
is spelt on the cover of the hymn-book.

Judged on his appearance and conversation, the Honourable Psalmsey was,
a most inadequate person in every way; but he had a flair for horses
and, while an undergraduate, had ridden his own horse into a place in
the Grand National Steeplechase under an assumed name. To do this he had
to break about half a dozen rules of the University; so that, instead of
awarding him the Victoria Cross, or whatever is the equivalent of that
distinction at Oxford, they sent him down. We next find him acting as
aide-decamp to his uncle the Governor of New South Wales. It would be
understating the case to say that he was glad to see Fitzroy--he
positively bubbled and became incoherent in speech.

"What ho, Fitz! By Jove! Rippin'! I've got a most frightful job!
Positively awful! I have to steer his Excellency about and see that he
doesn't miss recognizing all sorts of weird Johnnies he has already met
at some show or other. And if we invite the wrong chappies to Government
House, why, yours truly gets it in the neck. I wouldn't be secretary to
the Prince of Wales for all the tea in China....But you're all
right, Fitz. Your uncle's the head serang in the F.O. What are you
doin', Fitz? You must come and have dinner some night with us."

"Well, I was a policeman."

"A policeman! Good gosh! Ain't that too awful! When I do find a decent
chap he's a policeman! I couldn't pick a winner in a field of one. But
it's my day off, and I know a few things that might do us some good.
Come and we'll get on the trail like bloodhounds."

Thinking that it was about time that he too had a day off, Fitzroy left
his employer to the guidance of the representative of the Empire
Pastoral Company and melted into the crowd. Then the bell rang for the
first race. This was a hurdle race, and as soon as the scratching time
had expired the bookmakers got up on their stands and started to roar
the odds. Around them frolicked the children of the turf--so wise and
important they were too, those children--each with his little bit of
information gleaned perhaps from a sporting paper, or a friend who knew
the friend of a jockey. In the early betting these neophytes poured in
with their pounds and their fivers. One callow sportsman vouchsafed the
information to Jim Frazer:

"They're going to put a packet on Simon's horse to-day, Jim, so I got in

For this the bookmaker thanked him; then turned to his penciller, an old
bushman like himself, with the remark:

"I'm sure Simon'd tell everybody he's going to back his horse. He's that
mean he wouldn't give a dog a drink at his mirage."

There was not very much betting on this hurdle race, as few people like
to see their money jumping in the air. It was won by a fine old horse
who had developed a technique of going full speed over the hurdles, thus
gaining a couple of lengths at every jump. This performance impressed
Red Fred tremendously. As soon as the winner came in he wanted to buy
him; but Charley Stone advised him to wait a bit as he might see
something he liked better.

"A hurdle horse is a good poor man's horse," he said.

"He'll keep him poor. You don't want a hurdle horse. Wait till you see
some of the cracks."

The hurdle horse had been favourite for his race; then there set in one
of those inexplicable runs of favourites which send the smaller
bookmakers to the _mont-de-pit_ to pawn their diamond rings. The
favourite for the two-year-old race--a beautiful colt belonging to a
wealthy non-betting owner--cantered in at even money to the accompaniment
of hoarse cheers from Red Fred who had a tenner on it on Charley Stone's

"That's a bobby-dazzler of a colt," said Fred. "I wonder what he'd want
for him."

"No chance in the world," said Charley Stone. "That's a Derby colt, and
his owner's got as much money as you have. He has been trying to win a
Derby all his life."

Two minor handicaps also went to favourites, and the crowd were on their
toes. They had the bookmakers on the run, and who would work for money
when he could get it by betting? They almost resented the fact that the
fifth race--a mile and a quarter--was a moral certainty for the great
four-year-old Sensation, winner of the Sydney and Melbourne Derbies and
the Melbourne Cup. He was one of those colts of the century that occur
every ten years or so, and the weight-for-age races were at his mercy.
The bookmakers were ready to gamble, but were not prepared to commit
financial suicide; so they refused to bet against Sensation. And they
laid very cramped odds against any one picking first and second.

"It's too bad" said Charley Stone. "Here's a horse that's as good a
thing as St Simon in a field of selling platers, and you can't get a bet
on it! It's like holding four aces cold at poker and nobody coming into
the pool against you."

Sensation, of whom we shall hear more later on, left his field at the
top of the straight and swept past the post with his head in his chest
to the accompaniment of a roar of cheering. After all the public do love
a good horse. Then it was a case of "to your tents, oh Israel" with the
bookmakers. Five favourites in a row, and all were diving into secret
pockets under their armpits in search of wads of notes.

Just as betting was about to start on the last race, Red Fred and
Charley Stone bumped into Jim Frazer on the way down to his stand.

"Come with me," he said, "and I'll show you some bookmaking. I'm going
to pill this favourite. There was never six favourites won in the world.
You'll see some betting too, for the rats have got money now, and that's
the time to see betting--when the rats have got it. Talk about your
gentlemen punters--it takes a rat to bet. When he has a win he won't put
by a fiver of it. Up it goes, all he's got, every time. Secrecy ought to
be favourite and you'll see what I'll do to her. She ought to win--but
there never was six favourites won yet."

By the time that he mounted his box, the betting was well under way and
the ring were calling three to one the field. Early money came in, and,
thinking that it was a pity to pay three to one if the public would take
five to two, the price was dropped to that figure. Even at five to two
the public were coming along with their money and then Jim Frazer
started. His bull-like voice rang over the tumult:

"Four to one on the field, four to one on the field! Four to one
Secrecy! Four to one Secrecy! Four to one on the field!"

Like a wave they came at him. Fierce, flushed faces surrounded him and
thrusting fists tried to push money into his hands. Unable to get near
him, the big punters yelled from the back of the crowd, "Two hundred me,
Jim," "Three hundred me, Jim," and his penciller worked feverishly as
the leviathan called the names:

"Two hundred, Mr Skinner; three hundred, Mr Clark; a hundred, Fred
Staples; fifty, George Sharkey; fifty, Harry Smith; twenty, Mr Sothern.
Four to one on the field!" A rat elbowed his way through the crowd and
shrieked: "You got fifteen of mine, Jim. All up on it!"

"Won't you keep the odd five, Brownie? You might want it. Put a tenner
on this."

"No, up with the lot! What's the good of a lousy fiver to a man?"

"Right-oh! Fifteen on it, Bullswool Brown. Four to one on the held.
Tenner on it number sixty-nine. Fiver on it number seventy. Twenty on it
number seventy-one. A quid number seventy-two. Four to one on the

By this time the excitement of betting had swept even the bookmaker off
his feet, and instead of getting in some money on the other horses he
went in deeper and deeper against the favourite. His penciller whispered
to him:

"The mare's taking out twelve thousand and we're only holding three

But his employer's answer was a snort of defiance:

"What do I care what she's taking out? There never was six favourites
won! I'm down three thousand on the day and I want to hold four thousand
so as to make it a winner. That's why I'm laying four to one. Come on
here, four to one on the field."

"You were laughing at the rats, Jim," said Charley Stone, "and now
you're betting like a rat yourself. All or nothing."

"Don't I know it! But you've got to bet like a rat to make a big book.
Four to one on the held."

By this time Red Fred had had a few drinks and was beginning to think
that his opinion was at least as good as anybody else's. Seeing a
fine-looking old horse going to the post he turned to Jim Frazer and

"Here, Jim, what price Peacemaker?"

"Peacemaker? Spare me days! You don't want to back _him_. He's been out
for a spell and he's not half ready."

"That's all right, Jim, that's all right. I know what I'm doin'. What
price Peacemaker?"

"Well, if you _will_ have it, fifty to one to you. What do you want on
it? Ten bob?"

Rocking slightly on his feet Red Fred gathered himself together with
great dignity and handed over a twenty-pound note.

"That's what I'll (hiccup) on it," he said. "I've heard too much of this
ten bob talk. Too much of it. Just 'cause you got money you think
everybody else is a porpoise [pauper]. A thousand to (hic) twenny. Gimme
me ticket."

"Right. Here's your ticket. Don't come to me to borrow money if you get
broke. Of all the fools..."

Those who know most about racing will agree that a horse will sometimes
run his best race when fresh and full of life. Old Peacemaker, a good
performer in his day and naturally a clean-winded horse, went into his
job like a Trojan. His apprentice rider, like many other apprentices,
went into a sort of trance as soon as the barrier lifted. But the old
horse knew his business. Jumping out clear of his field, he made for the
rails and in spite of the barbaric finish of his rider he just lasted
long enough to beat the favourite by a head. Instead of coming out with
a profit of a thousand, Jim Frazer had had all his day's work and his
huge risk for a loss of a couple of hundred pounds.

When Red Fred came to be paid, he presented his ticket without saying a
word. He struck an attitude and waited for the applause which had been
all too rare in his life. Instead, he got advice of which he had always
had too much. It seemed to him that everybody looked upon him as a sort
of natural advice-taker, and it was time to resent it.

As the bookmaker paid him over the money he said:

"Well, Fred, a fool for luck! I don't know why you picked on me, but if
anybody had to take me down for a thousand it might as well be you. Now
listen. Don't come at that game again--backing fifty-to-one shots. If you
back favourites you'll have no laces in your boots, but if you back
outsiders you'll have no boots."

"That's all right," said Red Fred. "That's all right. If ever I want yer
to buy me a pair of (hic) boots I'll come and ask yer."

Chapter X - Sensation

After the day's racing the party split up, Fitzroy being carried off by
the Honourable Psalmsey to the aide's quarters at Government House. He
dared not ask him to dine at Government House itself, lest the other
guests should be offended at being asked to sit down with an

Charley Stone, who looked upon the guardianship of Red Fred as a
full-time job, carried that hero off to have dinner at a sporting night
club. He suggested that the tedium of the meal might be mitigated by the
presence of a couple of ladies, whose attendance would be procured and
paid for by the entertainment fund of the Empire Pastoral Company, but
Red Fred said that he was tired and that they could invite the ladies at
another time.

"Charley," said he, "that colt Sensation. Do you think a man could buy

No dingo on the scent of a wallaby is keener than the commission man on
the scent of a sale. But there is a technique in these things, and the
first principle of salesmanship is not to appear too eager.

"Sensation," said Charley Stone, wrinkling his brow with the air of a
man facing a chess problem, "Sensation. Now you're asking me something.
He might be bought. And there's only one man in Australia could buy him.
That's Charley Stone of the Empire Pastoral Company. That colt belongs
to a client of ours, a man who was up to his neck in the soup and
Sensation pulled him out of it. He's won twenty thousand pounds in
stakes, that horse; and he's the best we've seen in Australia this
century. But he might sell him, I say he _might_ though I doubt it. The
horse is up in the weights now, and the right thing to do with him is
for someone to take him to England. They don't think much of our horses
over there; they don't think much of anybody's horses except their own;
and you might give 'em the shock of a lifetime. It'd be no good talking
anything less than ten thousand pounds--better say twelve thousand. Even
at that you'd be lucky to get him. I'll just have a word with his owner
and feel his pulse a bit. He _might_ sell. You never know."

Next morning Charley Stone reported to the great panjandrum of the
Empire Pastoral Company, Mr Frost by name--a grey-faced old gentleman
with gimlet eyes--and gave an account of his stewardship.

"I've been shepherding Mr Carstairs," he said. "Had him to the races.
Had him to dinner. Saw him to bed at the pub, and I'd have slept in
front of his door if they'd have let me. Do you know what? He wants to
buy that horse of Mr Magee's! If we can make the sale, we'll get a
commission on ten or twelve thousand pounds, and I thought you might
consider it wise for Mr Magee to sell him."

The brains of these great financiers work like lightning and the Empire
Pastoral chief weighed up the affair in a second.

"Wise to sell him!" he said. "Of course he'd be wise to sell him! It's
wise to sell any horse. Sell and repent, but sell. Mr Magee has made
twenty thousand out of him and it only needs the horse to put his foot
in a hole and that's the end of him. Mr Magee has been buying a lot of
sheep on the strength of the money this horse won, and he's got bills
for six thousand coming due next month. You put it to Mr Magee any way
you like, so long as you--er--hum--ha--convey it to him, that he's got to
sell, and sell quickly before this man changes his mind."

"The horse is worth ten thousand..." Stone began.

"No horse is worth ten thousand. There's six million people in Australia
and only one buyer. Don't lose him. Get it settled to-day. Racehorses,
Mr Stone, are the curse of Australia, and I hope that in the course of
your--er--ha--hum duties as boozehound--I beg your pardon, the slang phrase
slipped out accidentally--as entertainment officer for this Company, you
will impress upon our clients the necessity of having nothing to do with
racehorses. By the way, what sort of man is Mr Carstairs? Could one put
him for a club?"

"No, sir," replied Charley Stone, feeling that he was on safe ground
here. "You'd have to rope him to get him into a club." And then, fearing
that he might be detailed for some distasteful job, he picked up his hat
and made for the door remarking, "I must go and get busy about this

Later on in the day, at the Pure Merino Club, Mr Frost hailed an old
crony, just such another dried-up old spoil-sport as himself.

"George," he said, "let's split a small bottle. I've just sold a horse
for ten thousand guineas."

"Good God! What horse?"


"Sensation! You don't own Sensation! I thought Magee owned him."

"No, George, I own him, or rather did own him. When he was a
two-year-old we struck a drought and Magee was just going down for the
third time so I gave him a thousand for the horse and saved his life. I
always liked that Musket-St Simon cross. And all the money the horse has
won since--I let Magee have it without any interest. He's got a wife and
a very fine family. Every time that Magee looked like going under,
Sensation would come along with a win of two or three thousand and throw
him out the life-line. He's on his feet now, so the horse can go."

"Why didn't you race him yourself?"

"Bad example to the staff, George. Besides you know what Directors are.
Well," he went on, holding his glass up to the light and watching the
bubbles rise to the surface, "here's a curse on the staff, George, and
to hell with the Board of Directors. I'm retiring next year; then I'll
get a couple of good horses and show them some style."

The next day's papers contained the news that Sensation had been sold
for ten thousand guineas to a client of the Empire Pastoral Company who
preferred not to disclose his name. But sales of this sort can no more
be kept secret than a sale of the Crown Jewels if such a thing ever took

At the races next day, the paddock hummed with the news that a newcomer
had appeared in the turf firmament. He had won a thousand--most of them
made it ten thousand--on the first day; he knew more and bet bigger, than
Clarkey or Skinny, the two champion local punters; he had bought
Sensation: and every time our friend went into the ring he had a string
of men after him as they would after an American champion prize-fighter.
Under the strain of this publicity his inferiority complex asserted
itself more than ever. He confined his wagers to a pound on each race,
which satisfied the public that he had a commissioner putting thousands
on for him in other parts of the ring. Unknown ladies bowed to him, and
urgers tried to make his, acquaintance on the ground that they had met
him in some country town--but they couldn't exactly remember where it

By degrees he got used to it and at the end of the day he took a
childish pleasure in hearing people say as he walked past:

"That's him! That's the bloke that give ten thousand for Sensation!"

Through this turmoil Charley Stone hovered over him, protecting him as
the sign of the cross protected the heroine in the play of that name. He
told the aspiring ladies to "trot along Sissie," and he inquired of the
urgers what they fancied and then told them that he knew something very
much better. He talked so fluently of leading trainers and jockeys that
before long he had the urgers coming to him for information, which he
gave them in a hoarse whisper strictly enjoining them not to tell

At the end of the day Fitzroy reported for duty, accompanied by the
aide-de-camp, who said that His Excellency and party would like to go
out and see this celebrated racehorse. Whereat terror once more beset
the bushman and he badly wanted to clear off home to the pub. But he was
to a certain extent reassured on being told that he could put his hat on
after being once introduced and that he should call His Excellency "Sir"
and his wife "My Lady." The Government House party came through the
crowd with their Excellencies looking anxiously to right and left lest
they should miss somebody entitled to recognition. As a precaution, the
Governor occasionally lifted his hat and directed a bow into the
thickest of the crowd--firing into the brown of them as it were--and
feeling sure that his salutation must light on somebody entitled to it.
The two scrawny daughters of a local magnate who acted as
Lieutenant-Governor in the absence of the real article, also attached
themselves to the party, feeling that they were at any rate
semi-viceregal; and they sparingly distributed bows of such hauteur and
frigidity that one woman went home with a chill after receiving this
recognition, and another sent a donation of five guineas to the local
Bolshevik Society.

Red Fred refused to get into a car with their Excellencies, so he and
Fitzroy and Stone occupied one car; the aide and the two semi-viceregal
ladies another; and their Excellencies a third. Thus they proceeded to
the establishment of Harry Raynham, the trainer of Sensation and a score
of other horses of varying ability.

Harry Raynham was a tall, bearded Australian of about fifty--so like a
bushman that urgers had more than once tried to "tell him the tale"
about his own horses. Born of a farming family, he had run away from
home to join a circus at the age of twelve, but the nauseous medicine
given to circus boys to make their bones supple soon tired him of that
business. Running away from the circus he joined a country racing stable
where he worked for a bachelor boss who did his own cooking, and who fed
him mostly on a diet of sausages, they being a form of food that could
be cooked with very little trouble and with a fair chance of a
satisfactory result.

By the time that he had eaten about half a mile of sausages he was a
competent horseman and got a job in Sydney breaking in yearlings for one
of the big stables. Here he stayed on for some years working as a
breaker, jockey, and stable-hand, and he soon distinguished himself not
only by his instinct for horses but by an ability to handle punters and
owners. From presents and a few judicious bets of his own, he put
together a couple of thousand pounds while still working as a

Then his boss died, and it looked as though the string would be
dispersed to the four winds of heaven. A very wealthy old lady, however,
for whom Harry had found several winners, bought the dead man's stables
and installed Harry there as her trainer. Other patrons left their
horses with him, just to see how he would get on.

Harry Raynham knew nothing except horses; but he knew them thoroughly.
By spending a few shillings among the men who came down with yearlings
he would get to know which yearling was the winner of the races that the
foals and yearlings hold among themselves in the paddocks, and so he
picked up some amazing bargains. For instance he gave forty guineas for
an unfashionably-bred, ungainly yearling which afterwards, under the
name of Masterpiece, won forty thousand pounds in stakes. From that time
he could pick and choose among the wealthiest owners as patrons.

Holding, perhaps with some, justification, that no owner is fit to
manage his own horses, he disregarded all orders and ran his horses in
such races as suited him. After one magnificent betting coup was spoiled
by the loquacity of an owner he refused to tell his owners anything
until their horses were at the course and ready to run; and when any
early betting was necessary Harry put the money on first and let the
owner know about it afterwards. It is recorded of him that when he was
in Melbourne with two horses for the wealthy and important owner Mr
Isaacson (of Isaacson's readymade pants) that gentleman grew rather
tired of hearing nothing whatever about his horses. In order to get some
information he actually sent a reply-paid telegram, costing fifteen
shillings, in which he demanded to know what work the horses were doing
and what times they were making. To this he received a reply containing
just the two words: "Raining; pouring"--just that and nothing more.

In anticipation of the Governor's visit, Long Harry, as Raynham was
habitually called, had put on his best clothes consisting of a
reach-me-down suit of tweeds and a cabbage-tree hat--the latter costing
five pounds, though it looked like the sort of thing you could buy in
any draper's for five shillings. His wife had put on everything she had,
including four bracelets valued at a hundred guineas each, that had been
won by the horses at various times. Of course the party had to have
tea--nothing is done in Australia without tea. While Mrs Harry poured out
the tea, displaying her bracelets to the best advantage, the Governor
tried to engage Harry in conversation; but he could get nothing out of
Harry except "Yes, Your Lord" and "No, Your Lord." When the conversation
looked like dying in its tracks, one of the semi-viceregal sisters,
aching to patronize somebody, started on Long Harry:

"What a beautiful place you have here, Mr Raynham," she said. "The grass
all cut and everything so neat. You must tell us _all_ the winners at
the races on Saturday."

This was like striking artesian water, for it unloosed the flow of
Harry's conversation with a rush.

"Lady," he said, "if I knew all the winners, do you think I'd get up at
four o'clock in the morning and get me feet wet watchin' horses work? Do
you think I'd go down to the track with a string of yearlings playin'
about on the asphalt, and me wonderin' whether they'd break their own
necks or the boys'? If I knew the winner of _one_ race at each meeting
I'd never get up till ten o'clock in the morning. And I'd play cards all
night and go fishing all day. Have some more tea."

It is one of the penalties, of Governorship that when any difficult
situation arises, the holder of that exalted rank is expected, in the
words of the American base-ball game, to step to the bat and hit a home
run. Like a star actor, he must not linger in the wings while the lesser
characters brawl upon the stage. His Excellency knew that the
semi-viceregal sister had a tongue of her own and might resent the
trainer's remarks in a regrettable way, so he hastened to take charge of
the proceedings.

In the ponderous manner he found most effective on official occasions he
delivered his judgment:

"I am sure, Mr Raynham," he said, "that trainers have to contend with a
lot of difficulties in their arduous and exacting occupation. The
responsibility of a long string of valuable horses must be very great.
The public are apt to attribute to trainers an omniscience which they do
not possess."

Here he turned suddenly on Mrs Raynham, who became terrified and held up
her bracelets in an attitude of self-defence:

"No doubt, you have heard, Mrs Raynham," he went on, "of the Shah of
Persia who refused to go to a race-meeting because he said he already
knew that one horse could run faster than the others. But he seems to me
to have missed the point, because thousands of our struggling fellow
citizens spend most of their waking hours in an attempt to find out
_which_ horse can run faster than the others. There are some people, of
course, who detest the sport of racing. The last time that I visited a
trainer's establishment I received from the Society for the Prevention
of Human Enjoyment a circular, headed 'You are on the road to hell.' But
Captain Salter has had experience in such matters, and I have no doubt
that his judgment, aided by what your husband may care to tell him,
should enable the ladies to participate profitably in what is, in their
case, a very harmless enjoyment. Let us now go and look at the horses."

As the procession moved through the yard, His Excellency drew his aide
aside, and with the air of a man delivering an important order, he

"Psalmsey, try to find out from this old savage whether he fancies his
two-year-old next Saturday. I might as well have a tenner on it."

The loose-boxes occupied three sides of a quadrangle, with a neatly kept
grass plot in the centre. The half-doors of the boxes were open, and
from each box there showed the lean head and bright eyes of a
thoroughbred. All greeted Long Harry with a chorus of whinnies.
Affecting to despise his popularity the trainer waved his hand towards
them and said:

"'Ark to 'em. You'd think they was fond o' me. But when I come down to
the track of a mornin' they all start to fidget and darnce. They know
they've got to gallop. Would you like the boys to bring 'em out, Your

Having to preside at a meeting of the Anti-Gambling Society in half an
hour, His Lordship was pressed for time; so he said that he could only
wait to see Mr Carstairs's horse. At a nod from the trainer a boy led
into the centre of the grass plot the finest horse that any of those
present had ever seen.

Dark chestnut in colour, with a long, narrow blaze down his face,
Sensation strode out on to the grass with the easy stride of a panther.
It seemed strange that so massive a creature could move so daintily. His
silky tapering ears and his steel-like legs, told of a throwback to his
Arab ancestry while his size was evidently an inheritance from the other
blood--possibly Spanish--that goes to make up the thoroughbred. His head
was set on at an obtuse angle, throwing his nostrils forward, and the
width of his gullet left room, as his trainer said, for a bird to build
its nest between his jaws. His neck was only slightly arched and
appeared light for so big a horse, but the arch and the solidity would
come later on in life. He presented a sort of streamline effect; for his
neck ran back into his shoulders, and his shoulders ran back into his
ribs, with a smoothness that made it hard to say where the one ended and
the other began. A deep, but by no means broad, chest was another
streamline feature. And he had no suspicion of a "waist," for his ribs
ran back to a slightly arched loin which gave the impression of the
strength and suppleness of a steel spring. His hips were broad and his
rump was carried back for an appreciable distance without any droop--much
as one sees it in the old pictures of Stockwell taken in the days when
the thoroughbreds were closer to the Arab type than they are to-day.

Everything about him fitted so perfectly that it was only by standing
behind him that his breadth and weight could be realized. Red Fred's
starved soul had never dreamed of owning a horse like this. At last he
felt that he was really getting something for his money. Though he knew
little about racing, Red Fred had made friends with horses on many a
long shearing trip, and when his new owner walked up to him the big
horse recognized a man who had the love of horses in his system. He
rubbed his nose against his owner's waistcoat and the trainer called

"Rub him round the lips and the mouth, boss. That's what he likes. Some
days I'll put in an hour talkin' to him and rubbin' him about the head.
Keeps him contented-like and makes him take to his grub."

In a sort of daze, Red Fred turned to the trainer:

"What has this horse won?" he said.

"What has he won? Lor' blime, what hasn't he won'? Breeders' Plate,
Sydney and Melbourne Derbies, Craven Plate, Melbourne Cup, with seven
pounds over weight for age--everything he ever went for. Never been
beaten, this feller. He's in the Leger and the Sydney Cup now. But
they've put the grandstand on him for the Sydney Cup, and I won't run
him in that. He's a horse, not a weight-lifter."

The Government House party then took their departure, without having had
a chance to ask any questions about the stable two-year-old, leaving the
trainer, the owner, his secretary, and Charley Stone to discuss the
campaign. Red Fred was so frightened of the trainer that only by a
desperate effort could he bring himself to say that he was thinking of
taking the horse to England.

"I'll send you a couple of horses I have in Queensland," he added, by
way of propitiating the autocrat. If Red Fred expected an argument on
the point he did not get it, for the matter was settled in a couple of

"Go to England!" said Long Harry, staring at him, as a schoolmaster
might stare at a pupil who asked leave to swim the Channel. "Go to
England! What's the sense of that? It costs half a crown a minute to
live there they tell me! Top hats an' spats and all the like o' that!
Oh, no, this 'orse don't go to England. Come and I'll show you a
two-year-old that might make something if he goes on the right way."

This closed the matter for the time being, and Red Fred and his
satellites retired in disorder and a taxicab. But Fitzroy had heard from
the semi-viceregal sister that Moira Delahunty was coming to Sydney on a
visit and was then going on to England. So he decided that he and his
employer and Sensation would all go to England, even if he had to forge
Fred's name to the order for shipment of the horse.

Chapter XI - Leger Day

During the next few days Moira Delahunty and her father arrived from
Queensland and went to stay with relatives in a fashionable suburb. Red
Fred and his secretary still remained at their unpretentious hotel; the
millionaire had made friends with the landlord's children and refused to
move. Getting a day off from his secretarial duties (which were
practically nil) Fitzroy went out to call on Moira and her father.

As the old gentleman was away, he took Moira for a run round the harbour
suburbs in a car and they were soon discussing the happenings since the
affair with the Chinaman at Calabash.

"How have you been getting on?" Moira asked. "Have you had to carry Red
Fred lately? I knew him when he used to shear for us and he was the
quietest man I have ever known. And now look at him! You can't pick up a
newspaper without seeing his name in it and all about his horse. We're
off to England soon. Couldn't you get away and come too?"

"That's just it," said Fitzroy. "He bought this horse to take to
England, and now his trainer won't let him go. We'll have to fix that up
somehow. The boss has let other people order him about all his life, so
that now if anybody stamps a foot at him he wants to run under the bed.
Fancy, if we could get away to England with that horse on board, what a
trip we'd have! Did you hear any word about that stolen yearling of

"Yes. The black-tracker got on to the tracks of some horses and he ran
them for miles. Then he came on to two white men and a Chinaman leading
three beautiful young horses. He told me: 'I been think it better I
arrest them feller, but the Chinaman he pull out a revolver and he say,
go back you black mongrel or we shoot you.' So I said to him: 'What did
you do then, Billy?' 'I went back,' said Billy. But father says the
horse will turn up all right, they're sure to race him."

Then they discussed hunting in Ireland with the soft light on the hills,
and the dewdrops on the hedges, and the Irish hunters springing on to
the banks and off again, and the ladies of title (with horses to sell)
who would jump on a fallen man to attract his attention to their horses.
Fitzroy inquired after Maggie. Moira told him that at the last shearing
Maggie had strolled up to the shed when shearing was over and found the
shearers' cook going away with some kerosene-tins of kitchen fat, which
were his perquisite. But a dab of Maggie's knife into the fat had
revealed that the tins were full of plates, knives, and forks covered
over with fat. Maggie had confiscated fat and all. Then they talked of
Sensation's chances in England. Moira said:

"I stick up for the Irish when I'm here, but I stick up for the
Australians when I'm at Home, for that's the way the Irish are. I'll
cheer this horse over there and I'd cheer an Irish horse here."

By the time the drive was over they were, in their minds, writing the
name of Sensation on the hearts of the English bookmakers.

Leger day at Randwick drew all parties to the course as a magnet draws
steel filings. The cynosure of all eyes was Red Fred who was invited--one
had better say compelled--to join the Government House party. In the days
when he had been chipped by a soulless boss of the board for making
second cuts in a sheep's fleece, he had solaced his feelings by dreams
of the day when he would be wealthy and powerful and generally admired,
and able to walk round his own shed with every shearer keeping close to
the skin while the boss's eye was on him. Now that those days had
arrived they fell far short of the dreams. Everybody turned to stare at
him as he went into the ring.

By way of escaping public notice, he went inside the rails to
Sensation's stall and they mutually enjoyed themselves while he rubbed
the chestnut horse about the mouth. But somebody passed the word, and
Press photographers arrived in shoals, knocking people out of the way
and calling out to him,

"Turn round a bit, mister, so that we can get your face." When the
Governor's wife congratulated him on the ownership of such a beautiful
horse he thought with horror of the fight ahead of him before he could
get the horse away from Long Harry. When he drifted down to stand for a
while alongside his old friend Jim Frazer, the crowd that came to gape
and not to bet was so dense that Frazer asked him to go away.

"I won't hold five shillings while you're standing there Fred," he

As this juncture Long Harry arrived and cut Red Fred out of the crowd as
skilfully as a stockman cuts out a steer from a mob. The trainer had
been handling owners all his life and had no idea of letting such a
Koh-i-noor of the punting world lie round loose to be picked up by any

"Come along o' me," he said, "and I'll tell you what to back. The
favourite in this fust race is drawn right away from the rails and he'll
want to be a flying machine to come in from there and win. Now, this
thing 'ere--Snowfire," he went on, turning over his book and dropping his
voice, to the discomfiture of some loiterers who appeared to be
enlarging their ears in an effort to hear what was said, "this thing
'ere Snowfire belongs to a mate o' mine, and we gave 'im a run with your
'orse and it made the big feller stretch out to beat him. The crowd are
backing one of mine in his race, a thing called Sylvester. He's second
favourite. If I had a donkey in, they'd make it second favourite. But
you might as well ask a fish to climb a tree as ask mine to beat
Snowfire. Go and put a hundred on Snowfire and see me at my stall after

Following, as usual, the line of least resistance, Red Fred went and put
a hundred on Snowfire at six to one and then, with a sinking heart, he
rejoined the Government House party. He found things less strenuous than
he expected. The party were listening spellbound to a very large and
confident young man who had just arrived from England.

This, was a Mr Noall. In England he was secretary to a Prime Minister
and was himself in line for political honours; also, he owned a string
of racehorses and was just as sure about racehorses as he was about
everything else. He was the glass of fashion and the mould of form. But
to the eyes of the two young Englishmen--Captain Salter and Fitzroy--he
didn't seem quite right. He was just a little too loud in the necktie,
and--too large in the tie-pin for their money. If they had been asked to
name his nationality they would have said that he was a Levantine Greek;
and they would not have been far wrong.

"I won't have the favourite for this race," said Mr Noall with the air
of a man whose decision is final and subject to no appeal.

"This thing of Harry Raynham's--Sylvester--he's a stone certainty. He was
strangled by his rider last time he ran. The stewards never saw it; but
I saw it. They let that stable get away with murder. They're putting a
thousand on him to-day, so you must all be on it. You can get sixes. Go
and get on before they shorten it."

Fearing to be drawn into an argument with this omniscient person Red
Fred looked round for a way of escape and to his delight he saw Moira
smiling at him from the crowd. She and Fitzroy had also been asked to
the official luncheon, and were only waiting for the first race to be
run before joining the select band for the viceregal table.

"Oh Fred," said Moira, "I've got such a lot of things to talk to you
about. You must sit next me at lunch There's no time to talk now. Did
Raynham tell you anything about this race?"

"Yes, he said his horse was no good and that Snowfire would win. But you
heard what that young feller said? He said Raynham's horse was a
certainty. Raynham must ha' been tellin' me lies. They're terribly crook
some of these racin' chaps."

"Don't you believe it, Fred. Father says that the racecourses are full
of people who like to show off and tell everybody the winner and when
their certainty gets beaten they say it was pulled. And the worst of it
is that the crowd believes them. Father heard a man talking like that
about one of his horses and he tried to ram the man's race-book down his
throat. Father said it was the only remedy an owner had....Now,
Fitz, we've got this beautiful tip about Snowfire and I'm going to have
a tenner on it. Run down and put it on for me quick. They're at the

A six-furlong race is a hammer and tongs affair from the start, and the
favourite--drawn twenty-five horses out--put up a gallant battle but he
had to strain every nerve over the first couple of furlongs to hold his
position. Sylvester and Snowfire jumped out smartly from positions near
the rails and were racing on the inner side, while the favourite was
racing on the outer circle. At the turn into the straight the three had
come together and were racing abreast. It looked to be anybody's race.
But the favourite's early efforts told their tale and he was the first
to crack up. Then Sylvester was the cry; for, as usual, a lot of people
had backed both the favourite and second favourite. At two furlongs from
home a doleful howl went up as the jockey on Sylvester, noted for his
ability to ride a finish with his hands, went for his whip and gave his
mount a couple of sharp cuts down the shoulder. Sylvester made a game
effort to answer the whip but he was hopelessly outpaced and Snowfire
ran home an easy winner. Sylvester's jockey, not wishing to knock a game
horse about, dropped his hands in the last couple of strides and
finished second, beaten a length and a half, which might have been three
lengths had Snowfire's rider so wished.

Moira and Fitzroy each won sixty pounds and went into lunch bubbling
with delight. In fact, with the selfishness of youth, they never thought
of asking Red Fred what he had won. The truth did not come out until
half-way through lunch.

Mr Noall and some of his admirers were seated just opposite Red Fred and
his party at the end of the long table-out of hearing of the real swells
at the top of the table. One of the semi-viceregal sisters started the
trouble by saying:

"I don't suppose you backed the winner, Mr Carstairs?"

Before Red Fred could answer Mr Noall chipped in.

"Of course he didn't," he said. "He'd back the horse from his own

"No I didn't," said Red Fred, feeling that for once in a way he had
distinguished himself. "I backed the winner. I won six hundred. Raynham
told me not to back his horse. He told me to back Snowfire."

Here was a situation right after Mr Noall's heart. A trainer had the
second favourite in a race and he had told one of his patrons to back
something else!

"Raynham told you! Well, I wonder what they will stand in this country.
I thought that boy on Sylvester wasn't too keen at the finish. Did you
see him drop his hands?"

Having the Irish sympathy for the under dog, Moira threw her hat into
the ring and spoke without choosing her words.

"The boy on Sylvester hit him with the whip in the straight. He had no
chance with the winner. Any fool could see that."

His experience as a platform speaker had made Mr Noall a very difficult
antagonist in a debate. He smiled tolerantly:

"Of course, young lady, as you say, any _fool_ could see it. Some of
these jockeys would fool anybody."

Not liking either his tone or his appearance--in fact not liking anything
about him--Moira returned to her lunch with the acid remark:

"I'm afraid you look at life through very dirty spectacles."

"I see some very dirty spectacles, if that's what you mean."

While this was going on, Fitzroy said nothing whatever and applied
himself industriously to his plate; but from under his brows he favoured
Mr Noall with the look that a fighting bull-terrier gives to his
opponent when the pair are led into the pit. Noticing this look, and
knowing Fitzroy's temper, the Honourable Captain Salter thought he had
better be the little diplomatist and patch up some sort of peace. One
never knew what Fitzroy might do.

"Hard to say," he said. "Hard to say. Before I started ridin' I thought
if there were six races there were six bally crimes to be detected.
Absolutely! But after I'd ridden a bit, I wasn't so sure. Some people
said I didn't ride my horse out in the Grand National. And of course any
chap would give one of his ears to win a National."

Before the captain could enlarge on this subject His Excellency rose and
the party broke up. The next race was the Leger, for which Sensation was
voted a certainty, so Red Fred went down to see the trainer.

They found Long Harry saddling the big horse with the greatest care,
while Sensation, in no way excited, nibbled thoughtfully at the cardigan
jacket of the boy at his head.

"He's home and dried," said Long Harry. "They won't bet on it. They're
offering six to four that you can't place first and second. He's got two
weight-for-age races next week so I want to get him an easy race to-day.
A lot of 'em think this horse can't sprint, so they'll run it as slow as
they can and try to beat him in the run home. That's right into my
barrow. I'm tellin' Jacobs to let 'em run the first mile at a walk if
they like, and we'll show 'em if he can sprint or not."

"What'll run second to him, Mr Raynham?" said Moira, whose sixty pounds
were burning a hole in her pocket. "I might have a bet on placing first
and second."

"Daylight'll run second to him, miss. Biggest certainty ever you saw."

"But there's no horse in it called Daylight."

"No, miss. But there'll be daylight between him and the other horses."
And with that he turned his back and went on testing the girths.

It is customary on the stage for the minor characters to prepare the way
for the entrance of the star, and when the field of three-year-olds went
out on the track, Sensation was kept back to the last. Some of them went
up fighting for their heads, while others sidled like crabs, but
Sensation trotted along by the rails like an old hack, taking no notice
of the cheering mob a few feet away from him. His coat glowed in the sun
and the play of his huge muscles could be seen at each stride. Wheeling
for his canter he came down with his head in his chest, playing with the
bit and disdaining to quicken his pace when another horse rushed past
him. He pulled up at a touch of his rider's hand and walked back to the
starting-post with the reins lying loose on his neck, while his rider
settled a stirrup-leather in its place.

When the barrier lifted, Sensation was pulled back last of the field of
seven, and here he ran along at an easy swing while some of the leaders
were taking a lot out of themselves, springing off the ground and
throwing their heads about as a protest against the slow pace.

"I wish they'd string out a bit," said Long Harry who was watching the
race with Sensation's owner. "I don't want him to have to come round a
mob of horses at the turn, and I don't want him to come inside and get

For the first half-mile a couple of blankets would have covered the
field, but at last the two leaders wore out the arms, or the patience,
of their riders and the field lengthened out just as Long Harry had
wished. Providence, they say, is always on the side of the big

There was no real pace on until they had run a mile. The riders were
obviously watching each other, for at the six-furlong post every horse
jumped into top speed in a stride and the real race was on. Sensation
was still the last and was giving as much as six or seven lengths to the
leaders, and the trainers clicked their stop-watches just to see what
pace the big horse could make over the last six furlongs. There was no
fighting for their heads now, the field were all hard at it. But without
an effort the big chestnut horse, with his crimson-jacketed rider,
seemed to glide past horse after horse. At three furlongs from home, he
had made up the six or seven lengths and was on the flanks of the two
leaders into the straight. A sprinter that had saved up his energies for
a final dash, made a run up to him at the distance but he only lasted
there for a couple of strides. Then, without apparently quickening his
pace at all, the big horse drew away and won with the greatest ease by a
clear three lengths.

The watches showed one minute eleven seconds for the last six furlongs,
of a Leger with eight stone ten up.

When the next race came on Red Fred's trainer gave him peremptory orders
not to bet on it at all. But the Leger victory had given Fred a feeling
of confidence, so he immediately went into the ring and took two hundred
to ten about a horse, because he saw one of the rats backing it. The
word went round like lightning that "Bluey," as the crowd called him,
had found another winner. (All red-haired men are called "Bluey" in
Australia for some reason or other.) So the crowd got in behind Bluey
and made this horse second favourite, to the mystification of the
horse's owner and trainer. What is more, it won. As Red Fred went up to
collect his winnings one of the underworld called out to him:

"Good on you, Bluey, you saved me life!"

After all it seemed fairly easy to be a hero.

At the end of the racing Fitzroy told Charley Stone to take Red Fred and
to see that he did not get into any brawls, adding that he himself had a
little business to attend to before he left the course.

He waited down near the motor-cars and before long saw Mr Noall walking
by himself across the lawn. People were hurrying home and no one took
any notice as Fitzroy walked up to the embryo statesman and stood square
in front of him:

"I want to see you a minute. I didn't like the way you talked at lunch,
accusing my friend Mr Raynham, of pulling a horse."

A Machiavellian bit of diplomacy that, for he did not wish to drag a
lady's name into the fracas. Mr Noall's political training had taught
him to be at times suave and at times dictatorial, so he gave Fitzroy a
good hard push:

"Get out of my way, you're drunk. If you stop me, I'll give you
something you won't like."

Fitzroy dropped his hands by his sides and stuck out his face:

"Yes, go on. You have first hit at me."

Sure enough, the big man had a hit at him. Fitzroy ducked under it and
before any one could see how it happened he was kneeling on Mr Noall and
trying to force his jaws open with one hand and to thrust a race-book
into his mouth with the other.

"Eat this, you tailor's dummy. Eat this, and see how you like it."

A couple of plain clothes policemen ran over from the car rank and
pulled them apart. On learning that neither wished to take out a summons
against the other, they started them off in different directions and
returned to their duties. Brawls of this sort were so common in their
lives as to be hardly worth mentioning. Still, Trooper Smithers, an
Australian, said in a bored way to his Irish colleague:

"Wot in 'ell do you suppose the little swell wanted to choke the big
swell with his race-book for?"

"Search me," said Trooper O'Grady. "But I'll tell yez somethin'. I know
the little felly. Him and me was in the depot at Brisbane together, and
what he's doin' here in that rig-out I don't know. Working the
confidence game I suppose. But if ye have to arrist him take another
good man wid yez. He's a handful for anny chew [two] men in Australia,
that same easy-looking gentleman."

Chapter XII - Shifting for Fred

It is said that women are variable creatures. But they are models of
consistency compared to a millionaire who has drifted, jelly-fish-like,
on the tides of shearing, mustering and lamb-marking, varied only by an
occasional trip out prospecting. Such a man may roll his swag
preparatory to starting on some enterprise in a due northerly direction,
and may then meet a friend who persuades him to start on quite another
enterprise due south.

Thus is was hardly to be wondered at that when Red Fred was called upon
to make the decision to go to England, and to trust himself to a sea he
had never even seen, he felt a sort of blind urge to remain where he
was. He had settled down comfortably at the hotel and had made friends
there. It was, perhaps, the nearest approach to a home that he had ever
known since he grew to manhood and he did not like leaving it.

When Fitzroy opened the question of taking the horse to England, he
thought that there would be little difficulty about it as Sensation had
been bought with that one object in view. He found, however, that since
the Leger Red Fred's views had undergone a decided change.

"I don't know," he said when Fitzroy asked him when they would get away.
"I don't know. We're doing pretty well here ain't we? Harry says there's
two thousand to be picked up in the weight-for-age races and we'd laugh
our heads off if we left a goldmine behind us and went away and bottomed
on a duffer. I'll see about it. I've got to go down now and try on a
suit o' clothes at that tailor Charley Stone put me on to. I don't want
you to-day. You can go and see Moira if you like."

This accorded well with Fitzroy's own desires, and before long Moira and
he were discussing their chances of getting to England. As is usual in
such cases, they felt they were actuated by the highest and most
altruistic motives, and like boy scouts they felt they must do their one
good deed for the day. They must get Red Fred to England whether he
wanted to go or not.

"It's ridiculous," said Moira, "that he should want to keep a horse like
Sensation in this country, picking up easy money, when it might win a
big English race. Fred doesn't _want_ the money. It's not fair to
himself. It's not fair to the horse. He might win the Ascot Gold Cup
with that horse and be presented to the King and everybody. And he wants
to stop here. I'd like to murder that old trainer."

Fitzroy, too, felt it was his duty to get his employer away from
Australia. He had sensed a subtle change in Red Fred's character in the
last few days, and it behoved him to act quickly before things got

"The boss," he said, "is not looking after himself. Takes no exercise.
He's been shearing his hundred sheep a day, and now he just loafs round
the pub and eats and drinks half his time. No feller could stand it. He
put the wind up Charley Stone by going out to a big lunch with the
boozehound of the Squatters' Financial Company. Charley thought they
might get his business away from the Empire Pastoral, but luckily the
boss got a load on board and he wanted to fight the Squatters' Financial
chap in the car coming back. Then all sorts of take-downs have got wind
of him, and they're hanging round the pub trying to get him to put his
money into things. We must get him away somehow. There's only one thing
he's afraid of. He thinks that Chinaman might come after him."

"Why is he afraid of the Chinaman?"

"Well, you know, these Chinamen are very bad medicine. They think a lot
of what they call their face. The boss won two thousand off Jimmy the
Pat, and I threw him about a bit, and altogether we made him look like a
monkey. He's got to wipe that off somehow, even if he has to wipe off
Red Fred. I can look after myself, but when I see a Chinaman coming down
the street I cross the road and look into a shop window till the Chow
goes past. I don't want a knife in my ribs. Anyhow, I can do without

"Perhaps we can scare the life out of Fred," said Moira hopefully. "And
we could scare that trainer, too. I'm sure we ought to try it, even if
we get into trouble over it. We simply can't let him stop here and run
to seed like a public-house loafer. I've known Fred ever since I can
remember and he's got a heart of gold, that man."

Between them they hatched a plan that at any rate had the virtue of
originality. The first blow was struck when Red Fred received a letter
with a Queensland postmark. As a rule he just glanced at his letters and
handed them either to the Empire Pastoral Company or the wastepaper
basket. But this one was obviously something out of the ordinary run of
letters. He was at breakfast eating an egg when he opened it. As he read
it he put down a spoonful of egg untasted and emitted a hollow groan.

"Look at this, Fitz," he said. "That Chow! I thought he'd be after me."

The envelope contained merely a dirty crumpled sheet of common
note-paper on which the following message had been laboriously printed,
apparently by some illiterate person:


The Chinaman's Vengunce.

I beg to inform you that unless you get out of Australia you will die by
the hand of a Chinaman.


"A well-wisher, eh! I wish he was a well-sinker. I'd give 'im a 'undred
quid to sink a well and leave the Chow down it. What does the Chow want
to get after me for? I didn't sling him about like a bag of feathers. I
didn't get his horse left at the post"--eyeing his secretary meanwhile as
though he blamed him for everything. "I remember a Chinee cook once that
put poison in the tea and nearly wiped out a whole shedful of shearers,
just to ketch one man that had kicked his dog. I wonder is there a
Chinee cook at this pub? I won't eat anything, only eggs and sardines,
and drink ginger beer, till we get out o' this. I better go out and tell
Long Harry. That Chow might get after the horse and I'd sooner he'd
poison me than poison the horse. You go down and have a look if there's
a Chow in the kitchen."

Fitzroy's investigations in the kitchen revealed a Chinese chef who
greeted him with an affable smile, and Fitzroy wondered how Red Fred
would receive the news that he was living at the mercy of a Chinese
assassin. Fitzroy returned upstairs and sat down to wait for his boss.
But when Red Fred returned all his fear had vanished. Like a celebrated
English politician Red Fred took his opinion from the last man with whom
he conversed. Long Harry had scoffed at the idea of there being any

"He says it's all rot," said Red Fred. "He says it's some cove that
wants to bluff me into givin' him a hundred quid to keep the Chows off
me. Long Harry says to let you have your breakfast first, and if you're
all right, then I'll be all right. Ring for a whisky and soda, Fitz.
It's a bit early, but I knew coves up in Darwin that always drank gin
and soda as soon as they'd finished their breakfasts, and they lived to
be nearly a hundred. They can't scare me with their Chows."

Having missed with their first barrel, as it were, the mysterious
writers of the anonymous letter made a new move. Just after the horses
had come home from their exercise and the boys (who had been up since
four o'clock) had retired to their bunks to have a sleep, a Chinaman
might have been observed making his way up Long Harry's deserted
stable-yard. In fact he _was_ observed. Mrs Harry happened to come to
the kitchen door with a rolling-pin in her hand and saw the Chinaman
making for Sensation's box.

Having been born an O'Grady, the lady disdained to call for assistance.
Instead, she tiptoed up the yard after the Chinaman and hit him a
polthogue over the head with the rolling-pin. Down he went on his hands
and knees, and as he fell a long-bladed knife dropped out of his
clothes. At sight of the knife Mrs Raynham went into a most successful
fit of hysterics. Her yells split the air; while the Chinaman, after
casting a dazed looked about him, picked up the knife and ran like a
redshank. Long Harry did not put in an appearance for some time. He said
afterwards that he had mistaken Mrs Raynham's shrieks for the whistle
from the factory down the road.

The portly grocer, however, from next door came running into the yard
just in time to meet the Chinaman face to face. The grocer spread out
his arms and pretty well blocked the way, but the Chinaman threw his
arms round the grocer's legs and tossed him over his head with as little
exertion as though he mere lifting a straw man. Then he darted like a
rabbit round the corner and jumped into a racing car that was cruising
slowly along, with a veiled lady at the wheel. In a second there was
nothing but a streak of dust to show that a car had been there.

Of course the police and the Press were hot on the scent of this
outrage. But they got very little out of Long Harry. That worthy said it
was all rot; that some poor inoffensive Chinaman had come into the yard
to see about buying the stable manure, and his wife had "woodened" him
without giving him a chance to explain. This did not suit Mrs Harry at
all. She gloried in the notoriety of interviews with the police, and
posed for the Press photographers with a rolling-pin in her hand. Just
to assert her importance, she relapsed into hysterics every two hours.
Her female friends told Long Harry that he was an unfeeling brute and
that he should get the doctor to her.

Police investigations ended in nothing. The affair seemed likely to
remain a mystery; when it was capped by another sensation which made the
first look like a chapter from the adventures of a curate. The horses
were pacing with their stately walk down to the track in the grey dawn,
and Long Harry was leading Sensation from the back of an elderly white
pony. Suddenly a motor-car stopped in front of them and a man dressed in
a long ulster, with his hat pulled well down over his eyes, rose to his
feet and pointed a double-barrelled gun straight at Long Harry.

There could be no manure-buying about this business--at least that is not
the way in which people generally go about the purchase of manure. Any
one who has ever had a gun pointed straight at him can realize how much
Long Harry regretted he had made light of this affair. Instinctively he
put his hands up to protect his face and as he did so "bang" went the
gun, and the charge whistled overhead. Sensation pulled away and set off
for home at a pace that perhaps no other horse in the world could equal.
The stable-boys and their charges joined in the flight, and Long Harry
pulled his pony round and set off after them. As he did so, the gun went
off again. It was held lower this time, but again it missed and the
charge made a pattern in a solid sawn timber fence, where the local boys
spent the next few days in picking out the pellets of shot. Riding for
his life Long Harry sent the white pony scurrying down the street. As
they rounded a corner the pony slipped, and its rider went flying over
its head. Luckily he lit on his feet, and was running at top speed the
instant his feet touched the ground.

Long Harry said afterwards that he had ridden many races but had never
really made a horse gallop before; also, though he had been a track
runner in his early days, he did not think he had ever really run

Again there was work for the police; but again they made nothing of it.
All the notorious gunmen and the underworld of the turf were brought in
and made to account for their movements on that day, but the absence of
a motive puzzled the police from the first. Long Harry did not wait for
any capture of criminals. He came in to see Red Fred and demanded that
he take the horse away at once:

"I never had a horse like him, and I'll never get another like him. Do
you know," he went to speaking very slowly and looking straight in front
of him, "do you know, I think a man ought to be proud that he lived at
the same time as that horse. After the scare he got, and the gallop he
did, he came home sound as a bell and ate up his feed as cool as a
cucumber. Whinnied to me when I walked into the yard. But what with me
wife shrieking the town down, and me dodgin' charges of shot, I'm full
up. It ain't fair to the horse anyhow. They'd be sure to get him,
whether you left him with me or whether you gave him to anybody else.
You take him to England. That's the only thing to do with him. All I
want to see is his tail goin' out of my yard for the last time--for his
own sake. And yet--I'd very near cry to see him go."

The next day's papers announced that Sensation was to leave for England
in a week, and that the owner and his secretary would travel with the
horse. As a sort of afterthought, it was added that the celebrated
Queensland breeder Mr Delahunty and his daughter Moira would travel by
the same boat. Two other passengers whose names were unrecorded were the
Honourable Captain Salter who had come into money and was off back to
England, and Bill the Gunner, specially brought down from Queensland to
look after Sensation on his voyage to the old country.


Chapter XIII - London Bound

London, the city where, as Tennyson might have said, "the individual
withers and the type is more and more." London, where the outlander
feels so unimportant that he could dress himself up as a Choctaw Indian
and walk down Piccadilly waving a scalping-knife without attracting the
slightest attention. London, where on the other hand, the rules that
guide the dress and conduct of Londoners are as the laws of the Medes
and Persians; where, for instance, the Prince of Wales once arrived at a
garden-party without spats, and hundreds of visitors slunk into a
shrubbery, took their spats off and threw them into an ornamental lake.

Of our party of visitors, Fitzroy and the Honourable Captain Salter were
the two who really sensed the importance of doing in London as London
does. The Honourable Salter put it into words:

"Fitz," he said, "do you think they'll let us get to the club alive in
these hats?"

This was the city which Lady Seawood and her associates were about to
enliven and, hopeless as the task might appear, it is nevertheless a
fact that a gnat can occasionally enliven an elephant.

Arrived in London, the Countess and her troupe, as she called them,
decided to have a breaking-up luncheon and pay a visit to the Countess's
horse before dispersing to their various destinations. They were
welcomed by her trainer whose establishment was a great contrast to that
of Long Harry. Her Ladyship employed one of the increasing class of
gentlemen trainers who are making quite a success of the business, and
the visitors had sherry and biscuits instead of tea before making their
inspection. Mr Geoffrey Stradbroke, trainer to the Countess, was a sort
of male duplicate of Miss Fysshe--small, wiry, and tightly buttoned up.
But while Miss Fysshe specialized in an absolute silence, the trainer
was prepared to hand his patrons any amount of conversation without
giving them any information. To use his own words, he could get them to
go the right way without pulling their heads about.

When the English crack was led out for inspection the visitors gasped.
Crusader had won the Triple Crown--the Two Thousand Guineas, the Derby
and the Leger--and was now in his fourth year, an age at which a horse
looks his best. At that age he has his full size and strength without
any of the heavy appearance which comes out in later years. A whole bay
with hard black legs, he threw true to the line of Bend Or, while the St
Simon blood in his dam had given him an extra dash of quality.

For some reason or other (possibly climatic) the English horses have
more vitality and more quality than any other horses in the world. While
Sensation was a big, sleepy, good-natured giant, this was a fiery
domineering horse, snorting, rearing and showing himself off like a
picture actor. He had neither the length nor the substance of the big
Australian horse, but he was as compact and muscular as a pocket
Hercules. A fine, fiery head was followed by a crested neck, and his
shoulder, while neither so high nor so deep as that of the Australian,
was high enough and deep enough for modern ideas. Like Mercutio's wound
his shoulder was neither as deep as a well, nor as wide as a church
door, but it would serve.

Behind the shoulder he had a short back with barrel-like ribs, a broad
loin and hips, and his hind quarters were so built up with muscle that
the insides of his thighs touched each other almost down to the hocks.
Apart from his shape, he had the indefinable gift of quality, the
steel-like look about his bones and sinews, that told of immense
strength compressed into a relatively small area.

"There you are," said his trainer. "He's not such a wonderfully big
horse, but the blade of a steel knife is worth twice its weight in
hoop-iron, isn't it? Not that I mean your horse is too big, Mr
Carstairs; he must be one of these really good big ones. I'm speaking
more of the big fellows, we beat over here. I don't suppose any of you
have seen the American or the French horse, have you?"

"How's the show shaping?" said Her Ladyship, who expressed herself
always in theatrical terms. "Have the stars signed their contracts--the
American and French horses I mean? Will we have to close the doors
against the crowd, or will we have to give out some paper to fill the
house? I've been away out where the nigger minstrels come from, and I
haven't seen a paper or heard a word of news. Let me know the worst."

Here the horse gave a scream and a bound in the air that scattered his
audience somewhat, and the trainer told the boy to put him back in his

"There's no worst that I know of," he said. "Some of the old brigade
have been making speeches, saying that it is against all the traditions
of racing to pay these men to bring their horses here. But these horses
can make so much money in their own countries that their owners won't
spend a lot of money to come over here and perhaps get beaten. Give 'em
their expenses and a bit for appearance money, and they'll come over and
have a crack at us."

"Loud applause," said Her Ladyship. "Loud applause. This study in
scarlet 'ere," she went on, indicating Red Fred with the point of her
parasol, "he has paid his own expenses but we'll give 'im an order on
the treasury so as he gets the same as the others. If Manasses is in his
old form I'll bet he has secured the picture rights and taken an option
on half the theatres in London for the crowds that'll come over....
So the old boys don't like it, eh? I'll bet the man who likes it least
is that crawling little brother-in-law of mine! 'Ow I do 'ate that man!"

In this unchristian spirit the party broke up, Moira and her father
going off to stay with relatives in Ireland; the Honourable Captain
Salter going off to his recently inherited estates; and Red Fred and his
secretary betaking themselves to an hotel strongly recommended by the
Countess. "Under Yid management, and the Yids buy the best food in the
world," she declared. The parting between Moira and Fitzroy was of the
most perfunctory nature. She had not forgiven the exhibition he had made
of himself on the night that the music-hall star kissed him; and he on
his part thought it better for them to part now rather than have a
perhaps more painful parting later on.

As the curtain descended on the gathering Her Ladyship struck an
attitude and spoke the tag.

"Farewell, friends. We will meet again at the Mont de Peet. Farewell!"

Then, observing that Fitzroy was not listening to her, she walked behind
him, kicked his hat off, then jumped into her car; thus making a most
successful exit according to the exigencies of dramatic art. She felt
free, now, to turn her attention to her brother-in-law.

When General Sir Ponsonby Fysshe succeeded to the title and entailed
estates of his late brother the Earl of Fysshe and Fynne, he was a man
with a grievance. He had never believed that his brother was married to
the music-hall star who shared with him sumptuous Fysshe Castle, or as
it was usually called the aquarium. And the General had made up his mind
that when he succeeded to the title and estates, his very first act
would be to hunt into outer darkness the lady to whom he had always
referred as "my brother's concubine." When the blow fell, and he found
that this woman had got pretty well all the money and all the
racehorses, while he himself had got little except the title and a few
frightfully expensive family seats, he shut himself up for a week and
refused to see anybody.

He was a middle-sized man with a choleric temperament and a protruding
red moustache which had earned him in the army the sobriquet of "the
Lobster." As his ancestors for a dozen generations had never done
anything for themselves--even their clothes and food were chosen for
them--Nature had revenged herself by denying to him the initiative and
intelligence for which he appeared to have no particular need. He was a
robot--a very presentable robot certainly--still, a robot, and he walked
through life as a robot might walk, performing various functions to
which his machinery was adjusted but knowing nothing else. In his
military career he had collected a couple of rows of medals of the type
known in the Army as "piccadillies," given for Coronation and Jubilee
parades, or presented by foreign powers. These were eked out by several
South African decorations.

He had commanded a brigade in that affair. But he had committed the
_faux pas_ of ordering one of his regiments to fire on their own
advance party, which happened to consist of Canadian mounted infantry.
When the officer hesitated to give the order, the General roared:

"Damn it sir, why don't you fire?"

A volley was fired well over the heads of the Canadians. These latter
promptly scurried round the corner of a hill, and were lost to sight.
But it takes an expert to tell whether a bullet is twenty yards or
twenty inches over a man's head, so the Canadians were convinced that a
deliberate attempt had been made to murder them. Just as the General was
dictating a heliographic message to say that he had engaged and defeated
a large body of the enemy, the Canadian Colonel--a most impossible person
arrived and said he would like to meet the nameless offspring of shame
who had fired at his men.

This resulted in the shelving of the Lobster to a staff job, where he
collected all available medals and came home. Then he retired from the
Army and became Fault-Finder-General and Depreciator in Chief to the
various clubs, committees and boards of directors to which he belonged.
He was a great stickler for the proprieties and insisted on everybody
keeping his proper place. At a settling after a racemeeting he hailed a
bookmaker who rejoiced in the name of "the Major" because of his
military appearance:

"Why do they call you the Major? You never were in the Army."

To which the bookmaker replied:

"Why do they call you the Lobster? You never were in the sea."

As already stated, the whilom Connie Galbraith loathed and detested her
brother-in-law with a bitterness which usually exists only between
persons of different religions. When he, in his turn, heard of her
intention to enliven London with a new sort of race-meeting, he became
almost inarticulate with rage; said that the affair was a damned
hippodrome; and that he would give a thousand pounds at any time to see
her horse beaten.

Nothing was further from the poor old gentleman's thoughts than parting
with any such sum for any such nefarious purpose; but words spoken
cannot be recalled and sometimes a bird of the air will carry the
matter. This injudicious remark was made in a club where all
communications are sacred. Unfortunately it was overheard by a waiter
who was polishing glass behind a screen. Being under notice of dismissal
fell an incurable habit of attending race-meetings when he was supposed
to be on duty, this waiter thought he saw a chance to make a few pounds
to carry him on until he got another job, or backed a long-priced
winner. He wrote down the date and time of the remark and the names of
the persons present; then went into the hall to see what had won the
four o'clock race.

While the Lobster and his associates were predicting all sorts of
disaster for the new venture, the "International Racing Syndicate," as
they called themselves, were exhibiting no end of showmanship. For
instance, they directed that Sensation should be left in the nominal
charge of Bill the Gunner who would also ride him in his races, thus
ensuring the international element that was the basis of their plans.
Privily, they placed Bill the Gunner under the orders of a leading
English trainer, for it was not to be expected that a partially
civilized Australian could train the horse properly under new
conditions. The French and American horses had their own trainers and

Then the world woke up to the fact that an international racing
championship meeting was to be held. Hotels were flooded with telegrams
for accommodation; theatres were booked out for weeks in advance; and
the ten thousand reserved seats in the racecourse stands, issued at five
guineas each, went to a premium in twenty-four hours. As Mr Manasses put
it, hunching up his shoulders and spreading out his palms:

"Vot did I tell yer? Thereth any amount of money in the vorld if you can
only get at it."

While the chosen people were preparing their feast of racehorses and
their flow of finance, Red Fred and his secretary had nothing in the
world to do with themselves all day long. The management of Sensation
had been taken over by the syndicate under their written agreement, and
the only connexion Red Fred had with the horse was to go out
occasionally to see him work. Here he had to listen to the biting
criticisms of Bill the Gunner on English trainers and English methods.

It appeared that quite early in the proceedings Bill the Gunner had
taken it on himself to give the horse what he called a "twicer" (a
working gallop twice round the course) in defiance of the trainer's
orders; whereupon the trainer, being one of the old school, had promised
him a good flogging with a horsewhip if he ventured to do such a thing
again. The horse had become acclimatized in a week and was looking
beautiful, but Bill the Gunner professed to see nothing but disaster
ahead. "This Englishman," he said, "wouldn't be allowed to train
billy-goats at Rockhampton"--a city where goat-racing is brought to a
fine art, and hundreds of pounds can be won on a derby for goats driven
in miniature sulkies with rubber tyres and ball-bearing wheels.

Tiring of the lamentations of Bill the Gunner, Red Fred and his
secretary paid only occasional visits to the stables, and found the rest
of the time hang very heavy on their hands. It was then that Miss
Fysshe, a confirmed frequenter of racecourses, stepped into the picture
and started taking Red Fred to the races.

Miss Fysshe, a most sophisticated person in ordinary matters, was still
a child when it came to racing. She had never really grown up, in a
racing sense. She still believed in fairies, hoarse-voiced men who
whispered in her ear that Timbertoes was a good thing at two to one in a
field of twenty-six maiden horses, or that the road to affluence lay in
following the betting operations of a notorious bankrupt. A touch of
mystery will intrigue any woman, and so long as the tips were
sufficiently mysterious she could not resist them. Having appointed
herself guide, philosopher, and friend to that vacillating character Red
Fred, she directed his operations with the best intentions in the world
but with the worst results.

"They tell me it's unbeatable," was her only answer to any questions on
his part. And when they proceeded to reckon up, their losses at the end
of the day she silenced all criticism by saying: "Look what a royal day
we would have had if that boy hadn't gone to sleep on Monkey Tricks."

When a man has arrived at middle age without any experience of racing
and then suddenly tastes the thrill and excitement of backing a few
winners, he is apt to go fantee and to take to betting as some people
take to cocaine. He becomes an addict; and it is said of this addiction
that the only cure is death. Be that as it may, Red Fred started to bet
in a fashion reminiscent of the Jubilee Juggins. Before long his
plunging operations had attracted notice even in the City of London. His
lady friend derived a vicarious excitement from "planking on" five
hundreds and thousands for him, and the lower class of sporting papers
took to referring to them as "the Australian Copperhead and the Shrimp."
Their sporting columns would record that a certain double had been
backed for twenty thousand pounds and as the wager was taken by the
Australian Copperhead, it was obviously inspired by the stable.

To Red Fred this was fame, fame with a capital F. To Fitzroy it was
simply lunacy. He was experiencing a bad attack of the blues, so when he
found himself with nothing to do except supervise the sending out of
huge cheques every settling-day it was hard to keep his self-respect.
News from Australia was not reassuring; the bailing-out of the Daybreak
mine was costing a lot of money without any certainty that it would
resume production. And he, Fitzroy, was drawing a big salary and doing
nothing for it. Overhearing one day some remark about a parasite he
suddenly resigned from Red Fred's service and went away to look for a
more honourable job.

Red Fred accepted this as he accepted everything, without protest of any
sort. Now that he was relieved of Fitzroy's supervision he began to bet
worse than ever. Every day Miss Fysshe and he experienced the delirious
excitement of a hunt through the list of runners, the gathering of
information from people who, being blind themselves, were always ready
to lead the blind, and occasionally the supreme moment when their fancy
rounded the turn hard held with everything settled and only a furlong to
go. Unfortunately these occasions were so few that not even the Bank of
England itself could have carried him on indefinitely.

Betting had already begun on the great championship races and almost
every day Red Fred put what the sporting papers described as a packet on
Sensation for the long race, and he also backed the horse in doubles and
trebles. Shrewd racing men whose acquaintance he had made at the
meetings advised him not to try to win too much money at once, for there
were ways and means of "fixing" a favourite that threatened to take too
much money out of the ring. They might as well have proffered some
advice to the Sphinx as try to influence Red Fred.

Matters were at this stage when the Dowager Countess of Fysshe and Fynne
got to hear of what was going on. Without the loss of a moment she sent
for Fitzroy and told him off in true Whitechapel fashion:

"You," she said. "You, to leave your boss just when he wanted someone to
look after him! Didn't he treat you well? Didn't he give you a job when
you were down and out, sacked from the police? The only man I ever knew
that wasn't on the take-down, or on the make, and that wouldn't tell you
lies. And when he wants a friend you run out on him like a yeller dog.
I've told 'im to come and stop 'ere with me and you've got to come back
and look after 'im. You've drawn a lot of money for nothin'; now let's
see you earn some of it. That damned little Fysshe, if I catch her
takin' 'im away bettin', I'll take the scales off her. Now go away and
get your traps before I reelly start to talk to yer."

Within the next few days a chastened Red Fred and a Fitzroy with a new
sense of duty were established with the Countess at one of her houses
near Newmarket, where there was every luxury including a few loose-boxes
for the use of the horses when they came up to race. Nothing could be
gleaned from either the appearance or the conversation of Miss Fysshe as
to what had transpired between her and the Countess, but the betting
partnership between the Copperhead and the Shrimp was irrevocably

Her Ladyship only referred once to the affair, when she said at dinner
that the only people who could make money at racing were people that
could make a fortune if turned loose with a shilling in the streets of
Aberdeen--a statement that was received in silence by all parties.

Neither Red Fred nor Miss Fysshe had any interest in life other than
betting. Fitzroy on the other hand had, for the time being, no interest
in life at all. He was somewhat cheered up by the receipt of the
following letter from Ireland:

Kilgannon Castle, via Dublin, Ireland, Thursday.

Dear Mr Fitzroy,

Father has asked me to write this letter for him as he has rheumatism in
the hand. He has had a letter from his manager and he desires me to
inform you that your colt has been recovered by the police. He was being
trained in a shed at the back of a Chinaman's garden up on the
Diamantina, and there is no doubt that Jimmy the Pat put him there. The
colt is in great order, nearly ready to run, and he is said to be
something quite out of the common, and may be the colt of the year.
Father says that his nominations were all transferred to your name and
you will be able to race him as soon as legal matters are fixed up.

There is a warrant for murder out against Jimmy the Pat for stabbing a
man in a gambling dispute. His gang is all broken up and that is how the
police got the information about the horse. The police think that Jimmy
has cleared out of Australia and that he has come over to England. There
is an old suit of armour here which I daresay they would lend you. I
hope the Countess is well.

Yours truly,


PS. We shall be staying at Claridge's for the races and Father hopes you
will come to dinner one evening.

Chapter XV - The Dopers

When Alastair de Vere Fysshe, ninth Earl of Fysshe and Fynne, Baron
Seawood, G.C.B., Captain of the Yeomen of the Guard, Conservative whip,
owner of pictures by Reynolds and Gainsborough--when the owner of all
these titles died, it was found that (contrary to the general opinion)
he really had married the music-hall star whose presence in his baronial
halls had caused many dowagers to sniff and stop away.

Not only had he married her; he had left to her all his disposable
estate: freeholds in London, factories in the Midlands, coal-mines, and
a successful stud of thoroughbreds. Lady Seawood (as she preferred to be
called, having an aversion to the name of Fysshe) had been the idol of
the halls for ten years or so, and was a personality to be feared if not
respected. She was a peroxide blonde, with the face of a Roman emperor.
Her broad sloping shoulders topped a chest like that of a coal-heaver;
her hips and legs, originally like those of an Epstein statue, had been
further developed by years of dancing; her voice, when she chose to let
it go, could outroar a bos'n's mate.

Perilously near the age of forty, she had kept herself in perfect
physical trim by constant exercise and rigid abstention from all that
she most desired in the way of eating and drinking.

When the _Oronia_, with Sensation and his entourage on board, pulled
into Colombo, a thrill ran through the ship as soon as it was known that
among the passengers to join her at that port were Lady Seawood and her
companion Miss Fysshe. And the ship had hardly got under way again when
Her Ladyship made her appearance in the saloon.

"'Ere, Frogmouth," she said--addressing a steward who certainly was a bit
down in the gills--"'ere, Frogmouth, go and find me the chief stooard.
Tell him Lady Seawood wants 'im. At the double."

Though he did not exactly come at the double, the chief steward lost no
time in making his appearance and started on some commonplace about
having the honour. But Her Ladyship cut him short with an imperious "Sit
down, old Fishface, and lissen to me.

"There's a man on board," she went on, "I want to meet. Name of
Carstairs. 'E owns this racehorse you've got up forrard. What sort of a
proposition is he? Who's with him? Where does he sit? I want you to put
me at his table. Savvy? No captain's table for me. All the old tabbies
on the ship will be at that table, and if I cut loose I might make some
of 'em jump overboard."

The chief steward was by no means rattled. He had paid many a shilling
to see Her Ladyship's legs in the old days, and he had carried
music-hall stars on previous voyages.

"There's a party of them with that horse," he said. "They got on at
Sydney, but they're not all Australians. I put them at a table by
themselves, because I had to keep room at the captain's table in case
any real swells came on with the Indian passengers. There's the
Honourable Captain Salter, aide-de-camp to the Governor of New South
Wales, and an old Irish gentleman and his daughter, and this Mr
Carstairs that owns the horse, and his secretary, a Mr Fitzroy."

"Right-oh," said Her Ladyship. "Now we've got the cast give us the
scenario. What part does this Carstairs play? Does he keep the 'orse or
does the 'orse keep him? Is he a rich juggins, or could he walk down
Threadneedle Street without somebody selling 'im the Bank of England?"

"Well, he's a very quiet man, Your Ladyship. Hardly says anything. I
heard him say he'd been a shearer, but I believe he's a very wealthy

"Ha, the mysterious stranger lurking in the wings! What time do they
carry round the slush--tea and bovril and that--on this hooker? Eleven
o'clock? Well, you give 'im my compliments, Lady Seawood's compliments,
and I'd be glad if he would join me and Fishy at the eleven o'clock
swill. By the time I've drunk a cup of concentrated ox with 'im, I'll
know more about 'im than you know--and you've 'ad three weeks' start on

At eleven o'clock the awkward and shambling figure of Red Fred bore down
on the corner of the deck where Her Ladyship and Miss Fysshe were
waiting for him.

"Sit down and rest your legs," said Her Ladyship, eyeing the freckled
and weather-beaten countenance of her visitor. "I 'ear you're taking an
'orse to England. Well, I've got the best 'orse in England an' I want to
know wot you've fixed up. 'Ave you got a trainer? I think my trainer's a
bit of a thief, but there's some worse than 'im. I can get you a
straight trainer if you 'aven't got one."

Any other person than Red Fred might have questioned the bona fides of
such an unlikely lady of title, but he had seen her name in the
passenger's list. For all he knew, the whole British aristocracy might
be addicted to slang and to making friends with perfect strangers.
Anyway, she seemed a most friendly sort of person, and he managed to
drink half a cup of soup without his hand shaking.

"We've done nothin' yet," he said. "We had to clear this horse out of
Australia quick and lively because a Chinaman was tryin' to shoot him.
Would have shot me too, if I'd have gave him the chance."

"Gosh!" said Her Ladyship. "Sounds like a movie. What do you think of
it, Fysshe?"

Miss Fysshe, a distant relative of the late earl, was a great contrast
to her employer; while one was built on the lines of a barge the other
was a racing skiff. Of any age from twenty-five to thirty-five, Miss
Fysshe was a trimly built little woman, tightly buttoned up in a
beautifully-cut tailor-made suit. A certain American lady tennis-player
has been described as "little poker face." She had nothing on Miss
Fysshe. The only sign of expression that that lady allowed herself was
an occasional flicker of her little black eyes. In many ways she was
more sophisticated than her patroness, for she was bred in the purple
and had the entree to circles which Connie Seaweed, as she was
familiarly called, had no chance of entering.

"I think they've been pulling his leg," said Miss Fysshe, whose
conversation was as sparse as her appearance.

"Oh, no, lady," said Red Fred. "It's all right. They had two shots at
him. With a gun. They sent me a letter that they'd do me in."

Lady Seawood shook her head.

"Beats me," she said. "But you can tell me the story of your life
another time. Now, lissen 'ere. There's nothin' like puttin' your cards
on the table, especially when you've got an ace up your sleeve. You own
the best racehorse in Australia. I own the best racehorse in England,
and the best in France belongs to a pal of mine. We can get the best
horse in America if we make it worth his while to come. Do you get

Red Fred was puzzled as to what all this portended, but he signified
that he understood the situation up to a certain point.

Then Her Ladyship abruptly changed the subject and embarked on an
entirely new tack.

"You wouldn't think to look at me," she said, "that I'm a Yid. But
that's what I am--a Whitechapel Jewess. I used to work in a rag factory
for ten bob a week."

Here, by way of enlivening the dialogue she covered her nose with her
hand and exclaimed in dramatic tones: "Mother, vot am I?"

"I used to work in a rag factory," she repeated, "for ten bob a week.
And now look where I am. These old fossils that run everything in
England, they think I'm only a noise, and a nasty noise at that. They
wouldn't let me into the enclosures at the big meetin's. So now I'm
going to take 'em on. Me and a few of my pals, we reckon that London
wants livenin' up. So we formed a syndikit and bought a racecourse just
a few miles out of town. We bought more land and put up good stands, and
now the place'll hold a hundred and fifty thousand people. We're going
to start off our first meetin' with a bang. We want to get the best
horses in the world to come and run each other at a three days' meetin',
two Saturdays and a Wensday. What distances did you say they ought to
run, Fishy?"

"Six furlongs first day. Mile and a quarter second day. Two miles third
day," said Miss Fysshe.

"Fishy knows all about it," the Countess said. "She does in all her
money bettin'. Now, we want you to come in with us. The syndikit is
mostly Yids, but you'll get a square deal with the Yids, and they are
the best show people in the world. I sometimes go to the board-meetin'
just to see their beaks hangin' over the table like pelicans at feedin'
time. Of course we'll have to have a lord or two on the board, but
they're cheap these days. We'll pay good appearance money for real
first-class horses, like yours, and we won't let any second-raters run
in the big races. Only the best 'orse from each country. What's your
'orse, short distance, long distance, or no distance?"

"He's won at six furlongs and he's won at two miles," said Red Fred who
was quite relieved to find that he was to be a person of considerable
importance, right straight away as soon as he landed. More than that, he
had had some very disquieting news from Australia by wireless, and was
just in the frame of mind to do anything that anybody told him.

"That was out in the sticks," said Miss Fysshe--"out in Australia where
they time 'em with a kitchen clock. I'll bet even money he don't win any
of the three races over here. Let's go and see him."

They went up forrard where Sensation was accommodated in a double
loose-box with padded sides and floored with heavy coir mats. It was in
an exposed position where it got all the wind and occasional splashes of
spray, but Bill the Gunner, who had made trips to India with horses, had
insisted on this position; the more air a horse got the better he
travelled, he said. Red Fred had really wanted to put Sensation down in
the 'tween decks where it was nice and warm; but as usual he had shirked
fighting a battle with Bill the Gunner on the subject.

A coir matting led from the loose-box to the forehatch and strips of
matting laid on the deck round the hatchway formed a safe exercise
ground in fine weather. There was also a small sand-yard where the horse
had just finished his roll and was pacing round the hatchway, the
picture of health and contentment.

"Hello," said Miss Fysshe, "he's some horse. I'll bet even money that he
does win one race out of the three."

This pleased Lady Seawood very much. She had great reliance on the
judgment of the lady companion and had been wondering how she would face
her co-religionists if she brought them what is known in certain
financial circles as a "stumer."

"You think 'e's all right, Fishy, eh? 'Ere, Lord Nelson," she went on,
addressing Bill the Gunner, who was leading the horse round, looking
neither to the right nor to the left and taking not the slightest notice
of his employer or anybody else. "'Ere, Lord Nelson, 'ow do you think
'e'll get on in England?"

"He'll lob in," said Bill the Gunner, and moved off with the horse as
though any further conversation were out of the question. Waiting till
he came round again Her Ladyship had another shot at him:

"What's his best distance?"

"Any distance," said Bill the Gunner, never pausing for a moment in his
solemn walk.

"Come on," said Her Ladyship. "That feller gets my goat. If I stop 'ere
I'll 'ave to take 'im to pieces just to see what makes him so chatty.
Come and interduce me to your friends. They'll be lappin' up the tea
somewhere down aft. There they are now, the Rajah of Bhong, the leading
lady, and the two extras"--meaning thereby Mr Delahunty, his daughter,
and the two young Englishmen.

Introductions were effected and after half an hour's chat Her Ladyship,
like an expert bridge player, knew not only what cards they all held but
what cash they had in their pockets. Realizing that all four of them
came out of what she would have called the top drawer, she was guarded
in her speech and behaviour. She left most of the general conversation
to Miss Fysshe, for she wished to make a good impression and knew that
Miss Fysshe was born with the instinct to do and say the right thing;
while she herself, when following her own instincts, had done and said
things that set all London talking.

After a while Miss Fysshe and Captain Salter, both ardent horse-lovers,
went forward to have another look at Sensation; Mr Delahunty asked to be
excused as he had to write some letters; and Lady Seawood was left with
Red Fred and his secretary. On the principle that if you are going to do
a thing you had better do it now, she decided to clinch the matter about
Red Fred's horse.

"About this 'ere syndikit," she said, "we want you to come into it. We
want you to sign an agreement not to race your 'orse anywhere else until
you've raced him with us. And we want you to take some shares. We'll
float a company later on and you must get in early on the ground floor.
It'll be a gold-mine. The shares will go up out of sight. The Yids all
over the world will fight to get into it, when they see the names we've

The mere thought of money seemed to throw her into a state of
exaltation, for she came of a breed that had parted with their teeth
rather than make a bad investment by lending their gold to bankrupt
kings. Her powerful personality dominated Red Fred; he had no more
chance against her than a rabbit caught in the open by an eagle-hawk.

"Of course, I'll come in with you," he said. "But I don't know how many
shares I can take. I've just got a wireless from Australia. Run down,
Fitz, and get that book that tells you what them things mean."

While Fitzroy was away, Red Fred unfolded a telegraphic slip which read
"Exalts daybreak humidity ashpan," and a reference to the code showed
that these words meant as follows:

_Exalts_: Production has been stopped.

_Daybreak_: Daybreak mine.

_Humidity_: The mine is flooded with water.

_Ashpan_: Considerable expense necessary before resumption.

"There you are," said Red Fred. "I was gettin' thirty thousand a year
out of that mine and now I might have to spend fifty thousand to put it
right. The stations are payin' real good, but if there came a drought
and I had to feed--well, when you start feedin' you never know when
you'll stop. I paid ten thousand for the horse, and if I spend too much
money the Empire Pastoral might buck."

Here his natural instinct for compromise asserted itself and he hastened
to make terms with the invader.

"I'd like to put in five thousand," he went on--"if it'd be all right to
wait and see if there was no fuss with the cheque. I thought I'd better
tell yer all this, lady, 'cos you know these things better'n I do."

Like a conjurer, Lady Seawood produced a type-written agreement from
some hidden pocket in her jacket.

"Sign right 'ere," she aaid. "That's the way I like to hear a man talk.
Most of 'em are all talk and no money. I'll post your cheque back from
the next wharf, and if there's any fuss, I'll put old Manasses on to it.
Give 'im a bit o' paper with one wrong un's name on the foot of it, and
another wrong un's name on the back, and he'd buy you the Tower of
London. There's the luncheon gong. Come along an' let me look at the
grub, even if I daren't eat it."

This financial deal appeared to give satisfaction to everybody except
Fitzroy. For some time he had felt that things were too good to last. He
knew that if the Empire Pastoral had to cut down on Red Fred's
expenditure the money spent on his' (Fitzroy's) salary would be about
the first to go. Moira Delahunty was constantly in his thoughts, and he
felt that he would be a poor specimen of humanity if he allowed any
tenderness to grow up between them, and then found himself out of a job
in England. It would not be fair to the girl.

There was a ship's dance that night. Any doubts that Fitzroy might have
felt as to whether he should ask Moira or the Countess for the first
dance, were settled for him when Lady Seawood seized him by the arm and

"Come on, Rudolph Valentino, let's give 'em a treat. If you step on my
feet I'll crack you on the jaw."

With this prospect before him, he kept his feet to himself and they got
along very well. Her Ladyship wrapped herself round him in a sort of
grape-vine hug that was not so bad when one got used to it. Just then
two stewards in fancy dress started to do a comic turn on the deck, and
Fitzroy and his partner found themselves at the back of the crowd. It
would never do that Connie Galbraith (to use her stage name) should be
in obscurity, while the wretched amateur stewards were getting all the

"I can't see, I can't see," she roared in a voice that nearly drowned
the band. Just by way of a joke, Fitzroy picked up her twelve stone of
humanity on one arm, lifted her to his shoulder and carried her a couple
of steps up a companion-way. As he did so, the electrician turned the
spotlight on them and a yell of recognition went up from cabin and
steerage passengers alike.

"Connie! It's good old Connie! Give us a high kick Connie! Gee, that
bloke must be strong!" The disgruntled stewards stopped their act, and
Connie, after kissing her hand to the crowd, jumped down alongside
Fitzroy and posed there for just the correct number of seconds. Then, to
round off the turn properly, she threw her arms round him and kissed
him; then the spotlight was shut off. Everybody had seen it, including

The rest of the voyage was much like other voyages--perpetual meals,
perpetual sleep, perpetual gossip and perpetual bridge. Moira was very
dignified and distant in her conversations with Fitzroy, and devoted
herself to enslaving the Honourable Captain Salter; while the Countess
treated Fitzroy much as a child treats a puppy, rumpling his hair in
public, planting his hat, and playing other music-hall tricks on him--all
with the idea of getting what she called "a rise" out of Moira. As for
the others, those who were not bridge players sometimes envied Bill the
Gunner who really had some work to do. He must have covered fifty miles
in his constant pacing round the hatchway with the big horse following
contentedly behind him.

Chapter XIV - A Cure for Betting

The Chinese are a peaceful people--up to a certain point--and they always
prefer diplomacy to more violent methods. Thus it came that when two
truculent American toughs became obstreperous at the low-class Chinese
restaurant known as the House of the Rising Sun, and stated that they
intended to knock the block off the waiter who had served them, the
proprietor did not send the waiter out to them. Instead, with a sort of
grim humour, he sent, them out a boarder at the restaurant, a Chinaman
newly arrived from Australia and well known to our readers under the
name of Jimmy the Pat.

One look at Jimmy the Pat satisfied them that here was no defenceless
Chinaman to be clouted with impunity. Instead of giving him a punch on
the jaw, they offered him a drink of _samshoo_ and asked him to sit
down with them.

"Sit down, guy," they said, "and have a shot of the curse of China. We
b'long big Amellican lacehorse. You savvy lacehorse?"

"Me plenty savvy lacehorse," said Jimmy the Pat, who had got away from
Australia with most of his money and was finding life insupportable
among a lot of his countrymen whose ideas of gambling were limited to
perpetual games of fan-tan for pitifully small stakes. "Me plenty savvy
lacehorse. What name lacehorse belong you?"

As already stated Jimmy the Pat could talk quite good English when it
suited him to do so, but in his character of refugee from justice it was
necessary to give nothing away. His shrewd brain told him that these
were no owners of a racehorse but were "wrong uns" of the worst
description, such as he had often employed in Australia.

They were vultures that had come over in the wake of the money-spending
army, in the hopes of getting their beaks into something payable, by
fair means or foul. The smaller man was an Italian-American with sleek
black hair and quick beady eyes. In the crime sheets of his own country
his name figured as Dominic Salvatore better known as Dominic the Doper.
His friend was a Spaniard or Mexican or some sort, yellow-visaged, with
an utterly expressionless face. When any racecourse swindle occurred in
the States a police call would go out for Ramon Hialeah, a name that he
had adopted from a leading American race-track.

Like most criminals they specialized in one particular line, the
fixing-up of favourites for big events; and with the curious vanity of
criminals they would often boast to the police of cases in which they
had managed to beat the rap (escape from justice) through the aid of a
good mouthpiece and some suborned evidence.

Normally, they would never have talked to a stranger; but they were full
of _samshoo_ and felt boastful and vain-glorious. Sensing some sort of
kindred spirit in the Chinaman, Dominic put out a feeler.

"Any guy with money could make a big rise over here," he said. "Fix'em
up one, two favourites, back 'em other horse. You savvy any man got
money bet longa horse?"

"Hi-yah," said Jimmy the Pat, "me savvy man got plenty money--'ow you
fix'em lacehorse?"

"Never you mind how me fix'em lacehorse. You show us the mazuma and
we'll show you the fix. Look here, brother," he went on, "I ain't going
to talk Chow talk to you any more. You savvy English all right. You
didn't get that pin in your tie growing cabbagee. This place ain't so
all-fired slow after all. We met one guy already had the right idea. A
waiter in a club he was, and he heard one of the big shots say he'd give
five thousand dollars--what you call a thousand pounds--to have this
English horse fixed up. That's the way to talk.

"Now, see guy, this is the lay of the cards. Our American horse can burn
up the track for six furlongs, but he'll quit cold at anything over a
mile. That's right, ain't it, Ramon? If we can fix up the English and
the Australian horses for the long race on the last day, we can back the
Frenchman and he'll be the outsider at a long price. We'll have money in
our ears. But we must get someone that will bet big and give us our chop
out of it. We'll see that we get it too. How does this sound to you,
brother? Do you know any one that wants to pick up fifty grand, easy

Needless to say, Jimmy the Pat felt this programme was ideal in every
way, but having three times the brain-power of the two American crooks
he was careful not to appear too eager. Also he continued to act the
unsophisticated Chinaman.

"You say you fix'em two horse," he said. "Welly, ni'. But s'pose you no
fix 'em! My countlyman velly lich man, but no like lose money."

Professional pride lent indignation to Dominic's answer:

"Say, you. Whadda you think we are? Just tin-horn sports talkin' through
our hats? We got the fast stuff and the slow stuff. We can make a horse
beat a railroad train or we can make him lie down and go to sleep on the
track. This dead-and-alive old burg ain't seen nothin' like we've got.
You show us the horses and the money, and you can go home and have a
shave and a hair-cut till it's time to bring round a bag for the kale.
We must wait till the last day, 'cos they'll watch these hosses like
they was diamonds the first two days. Then they'll let up a bit and
we'll get a chance to put in the work."

In the end it was agreed that all parties concerned should meet at the
restaurant the next night to fix up details, and the star boarder of the
House of the Rising Sun went into the fan-tan room with the feeling that
once more he was on the track of something really worth while.

The meeting of the International League of Dopers next evening resolved
itself into a committee of ways and means. As nobody trusted anybody
else, all sorts of precautions had to be taken about the obtaining of
the reward for their enterprise and the division of the reward when
obtained. The two Americans and the Chinaman were reinforced by the
dismissed waiter, a self-satisfied little Cockney who thought himself a
past master in turf roguery. When he saw his associates he began to
think that he might be lucky if he got out of it with his life. The huge
muscular Chinaman and the two tight-lipped American crooks were very
different propositions to the servants' hall breed of bandits among
which he had cut quite a dashing figure. Still, it was a case of over
shoes over boots with him, so he decided to go through with it.

"It's a Hearl," he said. "A Hearl what I 'eard sayin' 'e would give a
thousand to see Connie's 'orse beaten. An' 'e said it to a Baronite and
a Marquis. I 'ave the names wrote down, an' the date, and everythink.
Now, if we can bring this horf we can write to the Hearl and tell 'im to
spar up with the money or we'll go to the Jockey Club and call the
Baronite and the Marquis to give evidence. An' they'd love it--I don't
think--to have to go into the dirty water and through the mangle before
that nasty sneerin' Jockey Club lot. Fix Connie's 'orse up an' the
money's all right, but wot do I get out of it? That's the point. Wot do
I get out of it?"

"You've said a mouthful, kid," said Dominic, "that's the point. What do
we all get out of it? Speakin' for me and Ramon, if anybody tries to
scale us for our share, well, they won't live very long nor enjoy
theirselves very much. Wot about you?" he went on turning to the

"Me no likee fightee," said Jimmy the Pat. "But my countlyman, he b'long
hatchet-man Tong, longa China. Hatchet-man Tong all over world, longa
London, longa Sanfrisco, longa Sydney. Use automatic, no use hatchet

This brief sketch brought to the mind of the waiter a vision of himself
going for his life, with the hatchet-men after him with automatics. Even
the American crooks were impressed, for they knew better than anybody
else the danger of offending one of these Chinese secret societies.

"Why worry, guys?" said Dominic. "Why worry? We ain't goin' to play no
skin game on each other. We're all gentlemen 'ere. There'll be plenty
for all of us. We'll get it off the sheet boys [bookmakers]. Now, let's
come down to tin tacks. We want somebody to put up ten grand on the
right horse. Will your countryman do it?"

Ten grand, or in English figures two thousand pounds, was a big stake,
but Jimmy the Pat had dealt in big figures and he still had plenty of
money. Like all Chinese he would sooner gamble than eat. He decided
there and then to go on with the business.

"All li," he said, as casually as though he were clinching a deal for a
jar of ginger. "All li. My countlyman he find'em money. I go long, see
you fix'em horse."

This did not suit the plans of the dopers at all, and Ramon Hialeah,
speaking for the first time, made a few ill-chosen remarks.

"Chee," he said, speaking out of the corner of his mouth, "who's goin'
to give dis horse de woiks? Us or you? You yaller Chink..."

He got no further. Jimmy the Pat had summed up the situation quickly,
and he knew that if he sailed with this pirate crew he had to be either
captain or cabin-boy; and he had no intention of being cabin-boy. Quick
as a flash, he hit Ramon on the chest with his right hand and at the
same time dropped his left hand into his coat-pocket, where a bulge
suggested an automatic. It is said that when an amateur wishes to hit a
man on the chest, he aims at his chest, but a professional wishing to
hit a man on the chest, aims at his backbone. Ramon flew out of his
chair as though kicked by a horse and lay on the floor gasping, while
Jimmy the Pat glared down on him and said:

"Me b'long hatchet-man Tong, too."

He kept his hand in his pocket as he said it, and the two crooks
expected an automatic bullet at any moment. Realizing that Jimmy had the
drop on them, they did not attempt to draw their guns but hurriedly
conceded all points in dispute and cleared out.

Thus was a new captain elected to the International League of Dopers.
After the others had left the room Jimmy the Pat drew a large pipe from
his pocket, lit it, and proceeded to enjoy a well-earned smoke.

In the next few weeks a tide of visitors flowed into London from all
countries of the world, lured by the attraction of the great
international series of horse-races. The American horse duly arrived, a
big plain-bodied and somewhat ungainly animal trained to jump out at top
speed and go for his life on the hard dirt tracks of his native country.
As he had several strains of American blood in his pedigree he had
drifted somewhat away from the original English type and was short in
the neck and carried all his power in his rump. The Americans specialize
in speed, for a speed horse can get two or three races to suit him on
any programme while a stayer can only get one race a day.

Clean Sweep, as he was called, after his Broomstick breeding, was
accompanied by his owner, a wealthy young American who said that his
horse might get beaten but he himself was from Missouri and they would
have to show him. As befitted his importance, Clean Sweep travelled not
exactly with a full band but with a retinue comprising his private
chemist, his Press agent, a motion picture outfit, and several galloping
partners. The Americans stand their horses up to a lot of work and they
have a lotion, an embrocation, and a cough mixture for every change of
weather or every variation in the horse's temperature. Bill the Gunner
was allowed to visit the American stable and came away saying that the
horse had a separate strapper for every leg and a "messer" (masseur) for
each side of its body.

The French horse Edouard, a scion of the Teddy breed, came over with
much flourish of trumpets and was easily the smallest horse of the
internatioaal quartette. But the French specialize in stayers, for their
racing is largely supported by Government subsidies given to encourage
the breeding of horses' tough enough to stand a military campaign. A
lithe, wiry gentleman, this French horse, with a well-earned reputation
for going to the front and beating off challengers one after another as
they came at him. Still, as Crusader's trainer said, a weight-for-age
race is not like a handicap, and if the Frenchman had to make all his
own running the English and Australian horses would have the last run at
him and their greater stride and speed should be able to smother him at
the finish.

The early betting favoured the American horse for the six-furlong race,
while Crusader was a strong favourite for the two longer races. The
_cognoscenti_ voted that the Australian horse looked lonely without a
cart. But every time he drifted in the betting Red Fred's money put him
back to his old place again. What psychologists call the herd instinct
is strong in the English, who all like to back the same horse, and in
the various betting-clubs Crusader was a strong favourite. As one of the
johnnies put it: "These chaps that back outsiders always have something
wrong with them."

Not that the early betting was very heavy, for there is no chance of
winning a fortune at long odds in a field of four. There was, however,
constant support from some unknown quarter for the French horse in the
long race. After a time Mr Manasses became uneasy and ordered Connie
Galbraith--she was always Connie Galbraith to the multitude--to come and
see him.

Finance is supposed to be a soulless business, but just as there are
artists in surgery there are artists in finance. The soul of the artist
needs the stimulus of difficulty to make him do his best, and Mr
Manasses was a financial artist. He dearly loved to get hold of a
semi-bankrupt concern and put it on its feet by stretching credit; by
putting good men in charge; and by asking--nay, by compelling--support
from the big Jewish interests. When the Saxonite Motor Company was
drifting to ruin under the guidance of an expert engineer and a gifted
inventor, did not Mr Manasses take charge and make it pay thirty per
cent under the management of his nephew and a staff of super-salesmen?
The management of Connie's racing syndicate had been merely a routine
job, but things had occurred which called for a master mind. An elderly
and unimpressive Jew, of the type that would have defied the greatest
make-up artist in the world to make him look like anything else, Mr
Manasses sat in his office and took charge of the situation.

He had known Connie in her rag-factory days. In fact, Connie's widowed
mother had many a time been helped by one of the gigantic Jewish
charities administered with marvellous efficiency by Mr Manasses. Also,
he was an aristocrat of his race, and the fact that Connie had become an
English countess was--in his eyes--just one of those accidents that are
liable to occur to anybody. To him she was still the Whitechapel Jewess
with whom he was accustomed to chat in the Whitechapel lingo and he saw
no reason for making any change.

Connie blew into his office like a sirocco, dragging Fitzroy and Red
Fred after her like bits of windblown paper. She sat herself down in a
chair, and opened on him in pure Whitechapel:

"Now, Manasses, wot's on yer mind? 'As somebody been givin' yer a bad
two bob? Tell Auntie wot they've been doin' to yer."

Seeing that Connie had elected to play the part of a dialect comedienne
Mr Manasses answered her in kind.

"Connie, vere are your ears that 'aven't 'eard the people that are
workin' underground? Vere is your nose" (here Connie clapped her hand
over that organ), "that you 'aven't smelt somethin' in the air? Vere are
your eyes that you 'aven't seen in the papers all the money that is
comin' for the French 'orse? His owner don't bet at all and yet there
are men bettin' as if they knew something. Vot's the meanin' of that
Connie? It means that somebody is goin' to settle the other horses. We
can't afford to have anything go wrong you know."

"'Ow can anything go wrong?" said Connie. "There's enough seats sold now
to show a profit."

"Never mind about the profit, Connie. If we give the people a bad show
that's somethin' goin' wrong ain't it? It mustn't 'appen, Connie. Vere
'ave you got your 'orse?"

"Where would you think I'd 'ave 'im," said Connie. "In a wooden 'utch in
the back yard? 'E's down at the trainer's, o' course."

Mr Manasses felt it was time to drop the Whitechapel and to talk

"Tell your trainer to slip him away quietly up to your own place at
Newmarket. You've got loose-boxes there. You must put a guard on him day
and night, but I don't know where you'd get a man you could trust.
There's not hundreds in this job, there's thousands in it if they can
fix the favourite."

"Listen 'ere," said Connie, waving her hand towards Fitzroy. "You see
Percy the Pet sittin' at the end of the table lookin' like a
counter-jumper out of a job? Well, 'e's Sandow at six stone seven. 'E
lifted me with one 'and."

Here Connie relapsed into the Yiddish. "'E'th that throng," she said,
"that I think 'e muth be vun of uth. If any dopers comes along my
money's on little pansy-face 'ere. 'E's fell out with 'is girl and
that'll make 'im fight savage. And 'e don't know the value of money. 'E
wanted to sling up a thousand-a-year job just because 'e wasn't earnin'
his pay. Could you make yourself believe that Mithter Manattheth?"

Mr Manasses looked very hard at Fitzroy. But he had seen so many freaks
in his life that one or two more made little difference to him.

"What have you been doing, Mr Fitzroy?" he said.

Fitzroy reflected that for the past year or two his life had been just
one thing after another. He seemed to have an incurable flair for
getting into trouble and anything was better than hanging round the
Countess's establishment doing nothing.

"I'll take it on if you like," he said. "But it's all nonsense about my
being so strong. I know a hold or two, that's all. I was a policeman for
a bit."

Here Red Fred thought he ought to get into the argument.

"My oath," he said, "he was. He arrested me. An' he threw a twenty-stone
Chinaman all over northern Queensland. That same Chow's wanted for
murder now."

This sounded to Mr Manasses like the outline for a movie scenario, but
he supposed that it must be the sort of thing they habitually did in
Australia. To him it was far more surprising that Fitzroy should want to
give up a thousand-a-year job because he wasn't earning the money.
Remarking that he was prepared to insure Fitzroy's life in a very good
company, he turned to the next item on the agenda which was the
protection of Red Fred's horse.

"Get two men with revolvers," he said, "and let them watch your horse
day and night. I'll give you a letter to a cousin of mine and he'll let
you have the revolvers at wholesale price. No use wasting money. Have
you got any men you can trust?"

"Too right, I have," said Red Fred, "I've got one anyhow. Bill the
Gunner. He'll shoot 'em like crows if they come pokin' round. He'll
shoot first and ast 'em what they want afterwards."

"Yes," said Connie, "and look at the publicity if he shot a chap.
There's no Press agency stuff about a dead man. Every paper in London 'd
'ave to print it."

Bitter experience had taught Manasses that when a music-hall star
interferes in business there is always trouble and generally disaster.

"You leave the publicity to me, Connie," he said. "You look after your
horse and I'll look after the publicity. Now run along, I've got
something important to do."

Little did Mr Manasses know the publicity this affair was to get!

Chapter XVI - In Aid of Charity

Nearer and nearer came the great day for the International Meeting and
the trainers began to send their charges along in earnest. Sensation's
trainer had the most difficult task, for his horse had left Sydney in
full racing condition and had to be strung up again after a very brief
spell. Few horses would have stood it, but Sensation was one of the
easy-going, contented type and had taken a great fancy to Bill the
Gunner, who looked after him and rode him at his work. Shut up by
themselves the greater part of the day, racehorses thrive best when
looked after by someone in whom they have absolute confidence.

Many a good horse has been spoiled by an irritable or unsympathetic
attendant. Bill the Gunner simply worshipped his horse and spent most of
his time in his company, rubbing his head and talking to him, assuring
him that he would lob in. Sensation repaid him with absolute trust and
confidence, slouching contentedly down to the track and doing his work
without getting excited or taking anything out of himself. On one
occasion Sensation slipped down on his side while going fast round a
slippery turn and Bill the Gunner came off him. Instead of galloping
wildly about the place Sensation walked back to his fallen rider,
apparently to see if he were hurt.

The more fiery English horse, Crusader, wanted his own way all the time.
He was being worked into condition after a long spell. While he was
fresh he would rear up and whinny to the other horses on the track, and
get himself into a great state of excitement. When his work had sobered
him down a little, he took to pulling very hard and wanting to race
every horse that came alongside him. His trainer had to resort to the
device of putting up one rider for slow work and, another for fast work.
Crusader got to know that the stable-boy meant slow work and the jockey
fast work; he would canter round contentedly with the stable-boy, but
was into his stride like a flash when the jockey got on him.

Owing to a milder winter in France the French horse had begun his
preparation earlier than Crusader and had a good deal of hard work
"inside him," as the trainers say, when he came over. Like most true
stayers he was a quiet worker and his trainer did not hurry with him,
keeping him at slow work and building muscle on to him every day. He was
a laconic individual, this French trainer. Asked when he would begin to
send his horse along he said in his own language that he would build him
up first and fine him down afterwards.

To the initiated it was evident that the American horse was being
prepared specially for the sprint race as he was sent for short dashes
against the watch on almost every galloping morning, and was never
allowed to take the edge off his speed by long gallops. When asked why
he did not send his horse for long gallops his trainer replied: "Say,
bo, that's a job for a railroad train, this is only a hose."

The course itself lay in the centre of a circle of hills with
grandstands perched on one slope and with almost unlimited room for the
cheaper spectators on a hill at the other side of the course. By way of
gaining publicity, Mr Manasses had directed that this hill country
should be thrown open free to spectators on galloping mornings and the
place soon earned the nickname of the Tower of Babel.

At first the horses thought they were at a race-meeting and were
inclined to get on their toes; but they soon quietened down and it had a
valuable influence in getting them used to the crowds.

Among the most constant watchers on the hill were two small
Latin-Americans and a burly Chinaman, the latter so muffled, up in wraps
that it was hard to see anything of his face. Jimmy the Pat knew that if
once his associates got to hear of the reward for his arrest, they would
sell him out to the police or murder him for his share of the doping
venture. So, every day the Australian horse galloped, the Chinaman asked
all sorts of questions about Australia--where it was, and whether it was
part of America. Not that Ramon and Dominic paid much attention to this
babble. They never took their eyes or their minds off the horses.

Both were expert track watchers. After one good look at a horse they
would know his hide on a bush, as Dominic put it. Also, they had
followed the horses from the track to their stables and knew every move
in their routine--when and by whom they were fed, and when they were
bedded at night. Before making any move they wanted to get the general
lay of the land: to see which horse really had a chance and which could
be disregarded.

Then came the trial gallops, when the cracks were sent against their
stable-mates and the two dopers watched every stride of these trials.
Crusader was always a very free worker so he was usually sent with one
mate for the first half of the journey and with another to bring him
home. It takes a champion to beat off a fresh horse at the end of a
mile-and-a-quarter gallop, but the jockey had hard work to hold Crusader
back to the fresh horse at the end of each gallop.

Nudging Jimmy the Pat with his elbow Ramon pointed out one of these

"Say, guy," he said, "you mightn't know it, but dere's not two horses in
de woild could do dat. Dat hoss he beat won a big handicap at York last
week wid top weight."

Sensation was a problem to the track watchers. Not being allowed to have
his own way with the horse, Bill the Gunner had decided to show his boss
a point or two, and when riding slow work he had made a habit of shaking
a stick at Sensation. He never hit him with it, and after a while
Sensation would swing along without taking any more notice of the stick
than a polo pony takes of a polo mallet. When the trials came on, and
Sensation was asked to gallop with a stable-mate, Bill the Gunner would
flourish his whip and appear to be riding hard but the lazy horse never
responded and was constantly beaten by his galloping companions.

"Lynx" of the _Sporting Argus_, said that Sensation was a wash-out and
should be running in selling plates, while "Searchlight" of the _Racing
Omniscient_ said that the horse was a false alarm and couldn't beat a
carpet. Sensation's trainer was as much puzzled as anybody. When he
asked Bill the Gunner what was the matter with the horse, the only
answer he got was that the horse was all right and was home and dried.

"Perhaps he's a natural slug," said the trainer hopefully. "Did he
always work like that in Australia?"

"I never rode him in Australia," said Bill the Gunner, and walked away
leaving the trainer more puzzled than ever.

With things in this state, all sorts of nasty rumours began to get
about. The great International Meeting was a mere hippodrome; the owner
of the Australian horse was living with Connie Galbraith or she was
living with him, according to the taste of the talker; they would put
their heads together and win with whichever suited them. The French and
American owners were in their pay and would do as fhey were told; the
good old public were due to get it in the neck once more; and so on and
so on.

These rumours were not long in getting to the ears of Mr Manasses and he
sent for Connie in a great hurry. He was too much upset to go through
his usual pantomime of talking Yiddish:

"Connie, what's all this! I'm not going to have all my work spoiled.
They say you are living with this Australian and that you and he will
fix up the races. What do you mean by it?"

"I've got him stayin' with me," said Connie. "He was bustin' himself
bettin', and I pulled 'im out of it. Any 'arm in that?"

"No, but they say you are living with him."

"Who says that?"

"Your brother-in-law for one."

"That lobster. I'll shut 'im up. Now lissen 'ere, Manasses. I'm gettin'
on, and it's lonely livin' by yourself. I been thinkin' of marryin' this
Red Fred, a decent man, not one of these sham swells or hungry loafers
that'd marry me for me money and leave me for some tart. I ain't said
nothin' to 'im about it yet, but I'll fix it up when I go back. 'Ow does
that strike yer?"

Being absolutely impervious to shocks, Mr Manasses never batted an

"Suit yerself, Connie. Suit yerself. But what about the races? This will
make it worse than ever--husband and wife racing against each other. I'd
believe it was straight; but thousands wouldn't."

"Damn the horses. I wish I'd never seen them. Wait a minit now, till I
think. We must get some publicity out of it."

For a moment or two Connie prowled about the room like a hungry lioness.
Then she danced a few steps and gave a whoop.

"I got it, I got it," she roared at the top of her voice, making
Manasses jump out of his chair. "I got it. It's a motzer. It's a
schnitzler. We'll have to pack 'em in on the roof of the grandstand.
What do the shows do when they can't fill the house, Manasses? They do
something for a charity. They offer to give half the house to a charity.
You can always get a crowd in for a charity in England. Now lissen! You
pick out two big charities, something the Royal Family is patrons of
(just as well do it in style while we're about it), and Fred and I'll
each hand over a horse to charity and the charity'll get whatever the
horse wins. Do yer get me? Each horse might win fifteen thousand quid
and which ever charity gets the best horse'll get the money. They can
'ave their own trainers and their own riders. Me and Fred'll 'ave
nothin' to do with it. Ain't that a wow of a notion?"

Mr Manasses, as a rule, adhered strictly to the proverb which says
praise nobody till he is dead. He did not always praise them then; but
Connie's suggestion carried him off his feet.

"You're a wonder, Connie," he said, "a living wonder. Of course it will
pull 'em in. I'll pick out two charities, one for soldiers and one for
sailors. We might get the King and Queen, to come. Then nobody'd be game
enough to stop away. I'll order ten thousand extra race-books and we'll
want them all. Have you spoken to Mr Carstairs about it yet?"

"Of course I 'aven't. I only just thought of it. Anyway why should I ask
'im. Don't be silly."

"I only thought he would like to know that he might have to give away
five or ten thousand pounds. Some of 'em don't like it. What made you
think of it?"

"To tell you the truth, I wanted to get level with the Lobster. If this
goes over the way it ought--with a bang--the Lobster'll go and drown
himself for spite."

Every paper in London, even the _Tailor and Cutter's Gazette_, had a
paragraph next day, unpaid and in the centre of the opening page.


The engagement is announced of Connie, Dowager Countess of Fysshe and
Fynne, to the Australian millionaire, Mr Fred Carstairs, who has been
staying with the Countess at her palatial seat in Newmarket.

Interest is added to the announcement by the fact that the Countess is
the owner of the English champion Crusader, while Mr Carstairs owns the
Australian horse Sensation, and the two are to run against each other at
the forthcoming International Meeting. By way of celebrating their
engagement the happy pair have decided to hand over their horses to run
in the interests of two separate charities, one for soldiers and one for
sailors. The charities will have the right to nominate their own
trainers and riders if they choose to do so, and one or other charity is
almost sure to benefit largely. When this news was conveyed to the
owners of the French and American horses they at once expressed a desire
to be allowed to follow such an admirable example.

Connie's master-stroke changed the whole outlook for the International
Race-meeting. The royal patronage was accorded to the affair, and people
who had been industriously forecasting failure were now fighting
desperately for tickets. In all countries of the globe there is a
certain percentage of people who specialize in getting free tickets for
everything. No matter how exclusive the affair, these people will get
in, if the air can get into the room. Race-meetings are always happy
hunting-grounds for the free-ticket fiends and they descended on Mr
Manasses like flying-foxes on an orchard. From him, however, they got
lots of civility but no free tickets.

Dominic and Ramon and Jimmy the Pat still attended all the morning
gallops, weighing up the chances and waiting their time to strike. They
knew that the really solid betting would take place after the first days
racing, when the public had seen the horses; they also knew that the
plodding French horse would cut but a poor figure in the six-furlong and
mile-and-a-quarter races. Their associates had already secured a lot of
money about him for the two-mile race and they meant to go in again,
after the first day, and back him for all the money in sight. Then it
only remained for them to "fix up" Crusader and Sensation, and they
would win so much money that they could afford to eschew the sacking of
racecourses and live cleanly ever after, if such a life had any
attraction for them.

Watching the work, Ramon grew critical.

"He's a cheese champion dis Australian hoss," he said. "Why worry about
heem? Even if we gave heem de fast stuff he wouldn't beat de clerk o' de

"Not on your life," said Dominic. "That guy on him is sore from hittin'
himself down the leg with the whip. Some day he'll hit the horse by
mistake and then you'll see him breeze. That guy's been feeding you on
apple-sauce and you been fallin' for it. We'll fix the Englishman first
and him afterwards. It's no good sewin' a thing up unless you sew it

Jimmy the Pat had watched all the work without saying anything. It did
not suit him to let his associates know that he was a first-class judge
of racing; but as chief of the gang it was necessary for him to give a

"I think Dominic too right," he said. "More better we make sure."

Chapter XVII - The First Day's Racing

A glorious day marked the opening of the International Race-meeting. A
scent of summer was in the air and the stately English trees rustled and
whispered as the breeze, passing through their leaves, made mosaics of
light and shade on the ground. There is a sort of dignity, a repose,
about an English countryside. From the grandstands the eye looked across
the course, to uplands covered with a profusion of trees through which
the rides ran like the aisles of a cathedral.

The course itself was just a mass of humanity. The grandstand, the flat
land in the centre of the course, and the hill at the back, were packed
with perhaps the most conglomerate crowd ever assembled to a
race-meeting. By some sort of instinct the various nations had sorted
themselves into racial groups, and bookmakers were calling the odds in
every language under the sun. Black firemen from the China coast were
betting in Mexican dollars; Arabs were digging into their voluminous
clothing and producing--of all things--sovereigns hoarded since the days
when the British Army was in Egypt. In recognition of the liberality of
the horse-owners, the best naval and best military bands had volunteered
their services, the former playing in front of the grandstand and the
other among the people on the hill at the other side of the course. A
few preliminary events were run off and then came the first of the three
great races, the Six Furlongs Championship for international horses.

By way of working up the excitement, Mr Manasses had ordered that the
horses should trot round the course separately before the race, and that
these parades should be accompanied by international music, music being
the one thing that is the same in every language. The selection of
appropriate tunes he had left to a musical genius on the staff of one of
the theatres, and the genius did his job perhaps a little too well.

Sharp on time a horse wearing a jacket of stars and stripes stepped out
on to the track and was greeted with a roar of cheering. Most animals
would have been scared to death, but a thoroughbred horse is born with
an instinct for crowds and the American drew himself up and broke into a
trot through that dense human lane, feeling by some animal telepathy
that everything was all right and that he himself was the hero of the

Hardly had he started to trot round when the band at the grandstand gate
broke into "Dixie" played as only a great band could play it. The _rap
tap tap_ of the kettle-drums seemed to mark the time for the horse's
trot, and the blare of the brasses sounded like a call to battle.
Southern Americans threw up their hats and gave the rebel yell; niggers
in all directions started to cake-walk, accompanying the performance
with what they conceived to be appropriate gestures, a North American
prize-fighter from the State of Maine spat out his chewing-gum and said:
"I'Il sure take a sock at that big nigger in a minute. He's getting too
fresh." As the horse reached the back of the course the naval band
stopped dead and the military band broke into "Marching Through Georgia"
with its triumphant refrain of "Hurrah, Hurrah, we bring the jubilee."
The North American section sang the old marching song as Sherman's
soldiers sang it in the days that are gone but not forgotten. As the
horse got safely back to the enclosure the genius wiped his brow and

"Well, I got 'em goin', didn't I? But what was up with 'em. They seemed
to want to go for each other."

Then came the French horse to the strains of "Partant pour la Syrie,"
winding up with "Malbrook s'en va't en guerre," an appropriate enough
sentiment. But the genius had been troubled as to the tune that he
should allot to the Australian horse. He had an idea that Australia was
a remote sort of place so he played for safety with "Ten Thousand Miles
Away" and "It's a Long Way to Tipperary." Being as unexcitable as crack
billiard players, the French and Australian horses took it all as a
matter of course. When, however, the highly-strung English horse came
out, he pranced on the track and blew through his nostrils like Job's
warhorse sniffing the battle. Fear was absolutely foreign to his nature,
but he knew that he had to race and he snorted defiance as he looked
round for his competitors. By some lucky accident the genius awarded him
"A Fine Old English Gentleman" for the first half of his parade, and he
came home to the strains of "Rule Britannia" sung by a massed choir of a
hundred thousand voices. Far-away Britishers listened in on the wireless
and wondered what it was all about and whether the Prince of Wales had
got engaged.

When they went to the post the American horse was a short-priced
favourite, with Crusader second in demand. The distance was voted too
short for the plodding French horse, while the Australian was looked
upon as out of his class in this company at any distance. Old
campaigners, they gave no trouble at the post, and as the starter
pressed the lever and shouted "Go," the American horse was into his
stride like a flash. So quickly did he begin that he set up a lead of
three lengths in the first two hundred yards, and it seemed that he
would go right away from his field. But a really good horse is a good
horse at any distance, and as the others got their longer strides into
action he ceased to gain and the race was on in earnest. Hunched on his
horse's back, the American rider hugged the rails, for a horse will run
better with a rail to guide him than out in the centre of a track. Three
lengths behind him came Crusader racing desperately to make up the lost
distance, with Sensation and the French horse a couple of lengths
farther back. Finding himself left behind at the start, Bill the
Gunner's warped mentality asserted itself, and instead of embarking on a
hopeless chase after the leader he decided to let Sensation make no show
at all. Flourishing his whip, he appeared to be riding his horse hard,
but Sensation took no notice of the whip and dropped back till he was an
inglorious last. Even the French horse outpaced him, and Messrs Lynx,
Searchlight and Company were more than ever convinced that the
Australian horse was one of the worst false-alarms ever seen on the
English turf.

The furlong posts flashed past and at the half mile the American had
exhausted his first great burst of speed. But he still had a two lengths
lead and his rider was able to give him just an instant's relief from
the pressure, just long enough for him to snatch a breath of much-needed
air. Crusader closed on him and a roar went up as the English horse's
head drew to his girth. Three lengths from the post, the American rider
gave a squeeze of his knees and a twitch of his hands and his horse's
great natural speed landed him a winner by half a length from Crusader,
with the others beaten off. The first engagement in the international
battle had been won by America, and the naval charity was richer by five
thousand pounds.

Press reporters crowded round the jockeys to get their stories of the
race. But the jockey's story to the Press and his story to his trainer
are not always one and the same. Speaking in his soft Southern drawl the
American rider said to the Pressmen:

"Waal, gents, ah never saw the other horses. Ah was looking for the
winnin'-post. How did he finish with me? Waal, he knew, he'd been racing
but ah never noticed that he stopped none."

To the trainer he said:

"Say, Eli, that track here is measured wrong. That last furlong is half
a mile, and then some. Ah thought that winnin'-post was galloping on
ahead of us, and ah'd never catch it."

The English rider, whose valet was waiting to take him home in his car,

"Put in anything you like. I think the winner went too fast for me. I
may have been wrong; but that was my general impression."

To the trainer he said:

"That Yank's a certainty at six furlongs; a possibility at a mile; but
not an earthly at a mile and yard."

The Frenchman said much the same things in his own language. Bill the
Gunner when asked how his horse was going through the race said: "Flat
out," and walked away to lead the horse home. When the trainer asked him
what he thought of Sensation's chance in the longer races Bill said that
he would lob in and went to work making the horse comfortable for the

Financially, the day's racing had been one of the greatest successes on
record. On the way home in Connie's car Fitzroy had to listen to that
lady bubbling over with enthusiasm as to the amount of the takings, and
the prospects of Crusader in the longer races. He himself felt like a
tea-totaller at a big dinner, who sits silent and glum while other
people are laughing at what passes for wit when everybody had a bottle
or so of champagne to stimulate his sense of humour.

Things were all right for Red Fred, for the pumps had sucked dry at the
Daybreak mine and production had been resumed, with the mine paying as
well as ever. Mr Delahunty, too, was all right, for there had been five
inches of rain on his station and fifty thousand sheep that were worth
five shillings apiece before the fall were now worth twelve shillings
and sixpence. Fitzroy alone was out of luck: he felt that if the heavens
were to rain duck soup he would have only a fork. Then again if Connie
married Red Fred, he (Fitzroy) would find his occupation gone. There is
no sense in keeping a dog and barking yourself; Red Fred would have no
need of a watchdog while Connie retained her health and strength. It was
a parasite's job anyhow, and Fitzroy was anxious to be quit of it.

But what was he to do? He had no liabilities, certainly. Red Fred had
paid him well and had kept him in food and lodging. But his only assets
appeared to be an ability to throw people about and some few hundred
pounds he had saved from his pay. Not much of a balance-sheet, this, to
present to any prospective father-in-law. Milling the thing over in his
mind he suddenly thought of the colt Red Fred had given him in
Australia. According to the news from Australia this colt gave great
promise and might sell for a fairly large sum of money. As he put it to
himself why not sell the colt and give the money a chance--buy shares in
a gold-mine; pick up an Old Master for a few pounds in a dealer's shop;
or go to Monte Carlo and break the bank? Other people made money
quickly, and youth is always ready for adventure.

On the way home from the races he asked Connie to stop the car. He
jumped out and hunted up the cable office. There he dispatched an
urgent-rate message to Charley Stone at the Empire Pastoral Company in
Sydney, asking him to see what he could get for the colt. About midnight
he received the reply:

"Can get a thousand. Do you want it?"

Reflecting that, as the Americans say, a thousand was the one thing he
wanted, he hunted up the code-book and replied: "Saucepan audacity
emporal"; which on being interpreted meant:

"Must have it, wire at once to my credit Empire Pastoral Company
London." Then he retired to bed, to dream that he had established a stud
and was breeding horses, none of which were worth less than a thousand
and some up to ten thousand guineas apiece.

Charley Stone must have worked fast, or Fitzroy's colt must have been
very cheap at a thousand guineas. The cable to sell was only dispatched
on the Saturday night, and early on Monday morning the money came to
hand. This was settling-day after the first day's racing, and having
nothing in the world to do, Fitzroy thought he might as well stroll down
and see the settling.

One of our greatest dramatists--Barrie, was it not?--once wrote about the
ten-pound look. Has any one ever done justice to the thousand-pound
feeling? With that sum in cash and an honorary member's ticket in his
pocket Fitzroy strolled into the settling at the big betting-club. He
had no definite ideas but felt like an emperor, or, rather, like
emperors used to feel before so many of them became "stonkered"--if one
may use the word. Once before in his life he had known a similar
feeling: when be landed in Australia with a thousand pounds given him by
his uncle. That thousand pounds had vanished like fairy money; but its
passing had left no tracks on the india-rubber temperament of youth.
Once again he had a thousand pounds, so why worry about the past?

For a while he listened to the babel of the settling and nodded to an
acquaintance here and there. Among them was a tight-lipped little man
who had been at school with him and, after having floated companies,
sold shares, and owned racehorses, had settled down into one of London's
bestknown racing commissioners. He executed commissions for other people
and did not forget to help himself when any particularly good
information came his way. This man was paying and receiving piles of
notes as though they were grocery coupons. Fitzroy, watching his
operations, became more than ever convinced that where there was so much
money about some of it should fall to his share.

But looking at money was one thing; getting it was quite another. He had
vague thoughts of how easy it would be to grab a pile of notes, double
up the doorkeeper and make for the great open spaces. He glanced through
the window, saw a policeman on guard at the door, and abandoned that
method of doubling or trebling his capital. Then just as he was debating
whether to go straight home or look in at his club he caught sight of
his hereditary foe, the immaculate Mr Noall. Fitzroy decided to make for
his club. Mr Noall, however, had other ideas. He had learnt that Fitzroy
had some very influential relatives who might be of great assistance to
a rising young politician, and he was not of the type that would let a
little matter like a fight stand in the way of his personal advancement.
Looking more of a swell--and more Levantine--than ever, he bore down on
Fitzroy, exuding affability.

"Well, well," he said. "We haven't met since that affair at Randwick. It
was just as well the police stopped it. We might have hurt each other. I
met Miss Delahunty in Ireland and made my peace with her. I seem to have
offended her in some way at that luncheon, but you know ladies don't
understand racing."

Fitzroy reflected that perhaps some ladies understood more about racing
than some Levantines, but he did not wish to drag Moira's name into any
betting-club brawl. He hated the sight of this man, and nothing would
have pleased him better than to finish their Randwick fracas there and
then, but he managed to choke down his temper. He even thought of
offering Mr Noall a drink, but decided there was no need to go to
extremes in hypocrisy. He was trying to think of something to say when
Mr Noall went on:

"I met your uncle the other day. Being the head of the Foreign Office he
could get me the nomination for that Bucks division. Would you come to
dinner some evening, and we might be able to get the old gentleman to
come along. I'd like to meet him privately. It would do me a good turn,
and of course I would be glad to put something in your way later on."

Reflecting that if he saw Mr Noall drowning he would sooner throw him a
grindstone than a life-buoy, Fitzroy said he had no influence with his
uncle and turned to walk away. His manner offended the Levantine in his
most sensitive point, for he had a great idea of his own importance and
a great desire to get into society. He had looked on Fitzroy as one able
to open the door for him and here he found it banged in his face.

"All right, Fitzroy," he said, "you're a queer fellow. I wanted to help
you. I was going to ask you to dinner to meet Miss Delahunty, but we'll
consider that off."

Just as he spoke one of the bookmakers started to call the double.

"I'll lay the double. The two last Internationals. Crusader and any way.
Crusader and Edouard, Crusader and Clean Sweep. Ten to one Crusader and
Sensation. Come on, don't nobody want to back the bushranger?"

"I should think they wouldn't," said Mr Noall. "A nice brute to bring
all the way from Australia. I've got half a dozen horses, myself, which
could beat him. I'd lay twelve to one the double Crusader and Sensation
and think I was picking up money."

Looking at this man, so sleek and prosperous, while he himself had only
a thousand pounds in the world, Fitzroy recalled the saying of the big
Australian bookmaker that it took a rat to bet like a gentleman. He
himself was a gentleman--by birth at any rate--and it was up to him to
show that a gentleman could bet like a rat. Prudence and common sense
went to the winds, for here was a chance to make a fortune at a stroke.

"Do you mean that?" he said. "Do you mean that you would bet twelve to
one against Crusader and Sensation?"

Mr Noall wondered what was coming next. He knew that Fitzroy was very
hard up, and he had not heard of the sale of the colt.

"Of course I mean it," he said. "It would be like picking up money in
the street. But I wouldn't be interested in any threepenny-bit bets."

The taunt about the, threepenny-bit bets settled it.

Fitzroy's temperament was that of a schoolboy, and a schoolboy will do
anything on a "dare."

"Will you bet twelve thousand to a thousand?" he said.

"Yes, for cash. I'd like to know that I was going to get the money if I
won it."

Without another word Fitzroy pulled out of his pocket a guaranteed bank
cheque for a thousand pounds and beckoned the little commissioner over:

"I've just made a bet with this gentleman. He has laid me twelve
thousand to a thousand the double, Crusader and Sensation. Take this
cheque and pay him if it loses, and collect for me if it wins."

Then without even saying good-bye to Mr Noall he turned and stalked out
of the club, cursing himself for the greatest fool on earth. That pocket
felt so empty without the thousand pounds.

Chapter XVIII - Second Day's Racing

The success of the first day's racing sent everybody off their balance.
Even Connie, who was fond of saying that she would not bet on the sun
rising, secretly rang up Mr Manasses and told him to put a hundred
pounds on Crusader for her in the mile-and-a-quarter race on the second
day. Her trainer had told her that she was absolutely certain to beat
the American, equally certain to beat the Australian, and that it was
ten to one on her beating the French horse. To which Connie replied:

"I've heard of them certainties before. I've 'ad some. I wouldn't back a
racehorse with bad money"--and then set off and rang up Mr Manasses as
before said.

Red Fred, too, being under orders not to bet, was leading a double life
and was betting through his v_alet de chambre_. This latter gentleman
was, to the naked eye, the acme of respectability; on the quiet he was
an agent for a big starting-price bookmaker and received a commission of
two shillings in the pound on all business brought in by him. A
discouraging thought, this, to those who tilt at the ring, for a backer
cannot have much chance when a bookmaker can afford to pay ten per cent
to get his business.

But ten per cent or any other per cent meant nothing to Red Fred who had
caught the punting fever for which the only cure is death. What with
Connie's homilies on the folly of betting and Red Fred's sycophantic
agreement therewith, Fitzroy felt that they would at least have him
arrested as a lunatic if he said anything about his big double. He spent
the Tuesday in keeping away as far as possible from human intercourse,
and waited feverishly to see how the first leg of his double would shape
on the Wednesday.

The way of the transgressor is hard and things were not made any easier
for Fitzroy when Sensation's trainer turned up at Newmarket Lodge full
of mystery. As Connie was out he had an uninterrupted interview with Red
Fred and Fitzroy and stated his case to them.

"There's something wrong," he said. "This boy of yours, this Bill the
Gunner, isn't getting your horse out. I'm certain the horse can do
better. I'd like to put another rider on him to-morrow, and I think we
might beat Her Ladyship's horse. This horse of yours wouldn't blow a
match out after his gallops yet he'll let anything in the stable beat
him. Let me put O'Rourke--Jimmy the Butcher--they call him--on your horse
to-morrow and if Jimmy the Butcher can't win on him, we'll let your boy
ride him again on the last day."

Red Fred was always ready to fall in with any suggestion made by
anybody, but he trembled to think what Bill the Gunner would have to say
to this arrangement. As usual he compromised.

"Well, you can put this butcher cove of yours up to-morrow if you like,
but I won't take Bill the Gunner off him altogether. Let your cove ride
him to-morrow and Bill can ride him on Saturday. I don't know what's up
with the horse meself. He could go like a blue-flyer kangaroo in
Australia, but here he's like a shearer's horse--goes a long way in a
long time."

With that the trainer took his departure, and Fitzroy was left to
conjure up pictures of this ruthless rider driving Sensation home ahead
in front of Connie's horse and settling the first leg of his
twelve-thousand-pound double. It seemed to be all in keeping with the
rest of his luck.

By request of the trainers the grand parade of the horses with musical
accompaniment was cut out the second day. The horses had to run three
hard races in eight days and the modern racehorse, temperamental to a
degree, is easily upset by excitement. Crusader had not relished the
first day's parade, in fact it had upset him more than the race and his
trainer would have no more of it.

"If you start 'em cake-walking and dancing the _can-can_ again," he
said, "I'll have to sit up to-night and drop oats into the stems of sow
thistles to make my horse eat anything. We've had enough of the circus
business and enough is too much if you ask me."

This ultimatum was delivered to a committee consisting of Mr Manasses
and several other gentlemen, some of whom had but the scantiest
knowledge of the subject. As is usual on committees those who knew the
least felt compelled to make suggestions, just to show that they were
not altogether passengers on the voyage.

One of these worthies caught the word circus and hopped in with a
helpful remark.

"It is a pity we didn't know about this," he said, "there's a circus in
camp just over here and we could have got them to give us a parade. Fine
elephant they've got."

"Look gentlemen," said the trainer, "if you bring an elephant, or even a
Bengal tiger, anywhere within scent of my horse I'll scratch him."

"All right, all right," said Mr Manasses who was used to dealing with
temperamental people, and saw that the trainer, for some reason or
other, was getting quite excited. "We won't have any parade. There's
nothing about it in the programme. They can't ask for their money back."

With these troubles adjusted, the first few races were run off and then
came the signal for the great Mile-and-a-quarter International Race. The
Americans wagered on their horse, trusting on his speed to pull him
through, but the English public put their money behind the opinion that
Crusader would "get him" in the last quarter of a mile. In the paddock
Bill the Gunner, saying nothing as usual, glumly saddled Sensation and
gave him a parting slap on the rump for luck as he went to the post.
O'Rourke, who took the Gunner's place on Sensation, was a very strong
rider, a first-class man to handle an awkward or lazy horse, but he was
no artist. As the barrier lifted Crusader and Clean Sweep jumped away
together, but Sensation dwelt for a second and, instead of giving him
time to strike his stride and get balanced, O'Rourke started to hustle
him along. With his rider hard at him Sensation started to scramble,
trying to take a fresh stride before he had finished the last. He did
not get into his rhythmic swing till he had run nearly a furlong, and by
this time Clean Sweep and Crusader had set up a four lengths lead, with
the American horse holding his own rather easily with the English crack.

All were great gallopers and so easily did they move that it was hard to
believe that they were going a pace which would have made the average
horse look as though he were tied to the fence. For the first seven
furlongs there was nothing between the two leaders, while Sensation and
the Frenchman had not made up any of the ground. As they approached the
mile the American rider began to niggle at his horse while Crusader,
going straight as a gun-barrel with his ears pricked, began to draw
away. Another hundred yards saw the end of the American and Crusader's
rider was able to ease his horse for a fraction of a second while
waiting for another challenger to come along. Gamely the French and
Australian horses struggled after him, but it was no race. They were
never able seriously to challenge him and he passed the post an easy
winner, going well within himself and looking as if he could go on for
another mile if wanted. Sensation shook off the French horse in the
straight and finished second in fine even style, with the American
beaten off. Pandemonium broke loose. Connie waltzed with her trainer and
the air was thick with hats. Away on the hill a Chinaman and two
Latin-Americans watched the finish through their glasses and Ramon said
"Gee, ain't he a hoss? What a pity that he won't run so well next

Dominic looked round to see that no one could hear and said: "What did I
tell yer about the Australian? See him breeze when that butcher boy hit
him? Give him time to settle down and he shakes 'em up. He ain't got a
five-cent chance of beatin' this winner, but he might beat the others.
We'll take care of him, and, oh boy, what a diamond price we'll get
about the Frenchman next Saturday."

At the settling next day Crusader was a warm favourite for the Two Mile
International. He had won at a mile and a quarter so easily that it was
hard to see anything troubling him in the long race--the last of the
series. Fit and well, Crusader must win the remaining big race. When
they finished their settling the bookmakers got to business on the
two-mile race.

"Take two to one" was the cry. "Take two to one about Crusader."
Sensation was second favourite, while the Frenchman and the American
were at long odds, but nobody wanted anything but the favourite. Before
long, the books were shortening Crusader's price and were trying to get
money in on the others.

"Coom on now," roared the Yorkshireman, "ah'll stretch it a bit. 'Ere's
ten to one the Boy de Bologne. Ain't there onny Frenchmen aboott"

No Frenchmen made their appearance. But Fitzroy's little English
commissioner friend began to drift round the tables taking a thousand to
a hundred about the French horse from every bookmaker that would lay it.
He got pretty well round the room before the ring-men woke up to the
fact that a big commission was being worked. By the time that he had got
round to the Yorkshireman, he had invested two thousand pounds at a
steady price of ten to one, and then he put his notebook in his pocket.

Even a racing commissioner must talk sometimes, and when a friend asked
him if he had backed the horse for himself he drew his friend to one
side and whispered in his ear.

"You'll hardly believe it," he said, "but I don't know whose money I'm
putting on. Two Americans that I never saw before and a Chinaman--a
Chinaman if you please--came to me and gave two thousand pounds and asked
me to put it on the French horse for them. Can you beat that? I wouldn't
have touched it, only they gave me the money and the money was good,
even if those birds weren't. What do you make of it? The Chinaman told
me he knew I was plenty good man and he'd give me two hundred if it came
off. I never thought I'd take money from a Chinaman. But there's not
many men will give you two hundred for two minutes' work, you know."

"Do you think it's got any chance?"

"Not an earthly, unless these chaps know something. I'd rather listen to
two thousand cash than to all the tips in the world. They don't put on
two thousand unless they know something."

With one leg of his big double safely home Fitzroy simply could not keep
away from the settling. He saw Mr Noall across the room and thought that
that amateur bookmaker might ask him to lay some of the double money
back to him. But Mr Noall thought that the money was as good as in his
pocket and had no idea of saving a single shilling. How could the
Australian horse have any chance against Crusader?

Finding no hope for adventure, Fitzroy made for home, and he had to
hurry, for during the afternoons he filled the position of watchman over
Crusader's box. With an automatic in his pocket he strolled up and down
the yard, occasionally looking out in the manner laid down in police
regulations. He did not expect that anything would happen, but it was
just as well to be on the safe side, so he refused admittance to
everybody, no matter how plausible their stories.

Cranks of all sorts are attracted by notoriety as flies are attracted by
treacle; they haunt Chief Justices, Prime Ministers, and great
racehorses with impartiality. Several such characters hung round the
gates of Newmarket Lodge trying vainly to get in and to give the horse
some miraculous specific that would make him run a mile in a minute.
What with throwing these people out, and hunting for rats with the
stable terrier, Fitzroy found the afternoon pass quite pleasantly. And
he was delighted to receive a short-notice invitation to dinner and a
theatre party with Moira and her father that evening. He determined to
say nothing about the double, because there is many a slip between the
first leg and the second; but he went to the dinner in a more cheerful
mood than he had known for months. There was at any rate a chance that
Sensation might get home.

Discarding his automatic and donning his dress clothes he spent a most
enjoyable evening. And it felt like old times when he realized that the
music-hall they visited was the place where he had thrown the
chucker-out down the stairs. Moira's attitude towards him was much more
friendly since Connie's engagement to Red Fred had been announced, and
he was feeling quite bucked when he returned to Newmarket Lodge about
midnight. It was a dark windless night, and the brightness of the stars
turned his mind to Australia. Feeling inclined for a final pipe before
he turned in, he decided to stroll down to the stables just to pass the
time and to enjoy the fragrance of the tobacco in the open air. He let
himself into the stable-yard with his key and walked up to speak to the
night-watchman, who was sitting on a chair at the door of Crusader's box
with Sam the stable terrier at his feet.

Much to his surprise Sam did not run to meet him, nor did the
night-watchman speak to him. He walked up to the watchman and found that
he was to all intents and purposes a dead man. Fitzroy's police training
had taught him to distinguish between the effects of drink and the
effects of drugs, and a hurried examination of the watchman showed that
he had been drugged, and heavily drugged at that. The little dog lay as
though dead, but there was no time to make any examination in his case.
Springing to the door of Crusader's box, Fitzroy threw it open and was
relieved to find the horse apparently unharmed. Crusader knew him and
greeted him with a cheerful whinny which showed that if anything had
been administered to him it had not yet got in its work. It dashed
through Fitzroy's mind that the dopers must have in some way conveyed
drugs to the man and the dog, and that they would come back as soon as
the drugs had taken effect.

Entering the box, he felt along the wall till he found a flashlight
torch that was kept on a shelf ready for emergencies at night. Then he
spoke to the horse to give him confidence, and the big stallion came and
nuzzled against his shoulder as though to say "We are all right, you and

Feeling satisfied that the horse would not get frightened nor fly round
the box, Fitzroy closed the box and waited there in the pitch darkness
rubbing the horse's head and listening for any sound. He heard nothing;
but the doors of the box opened slowly and a flashlight was thrown into
a corner of the box, evidently with the idea of getting the horse used
to the light before flashing it full on him. So far, the visitors had
seen only the corner of the box and the horse's hind quarters, and it
must have been a severe shock to them when Fitzroy switched on his light
and flashed it in their faces. There were three men there, but only one
that he knew. He found that he was holding the light within two feet of
the face of Jimmy the Pat.

The horse sprang back to the far end of the box, but Fitzroy sprang
forward, straight for the Chinaman's throat, as he did so, Jimmy the Pat
struck him over the head with an iron bar and Fitzroy went down among
the straw with a fractured skull. Having one murder to his account, the
Chinaman probably did not want another, but there was no safety for him
while Fitzroy knew of his presence in England, and he stooped over
Fitzroy's prostrate form to finish his work.

But he had to reckon with an unexpected foe. A thoroughbred stallion is
not without ideas of defending himself, and as the Chinaman bent forward
Crusader reared up and struck out with his iron-shod front feet. One of
them landed fair on the top of the head of Jimmy the Pat and crushed in
his skull like an eggshell. Then the stallion jumped over the two
prostrate figures and rushed down the yard, whistling and snorting in a
fashion to awake the whole establishment. When the head lad and the
stable-boys came flying down from their sleeping-quarters, they found
the horse trembling with excitement in the far corner of the yard, and
two apparently dead men lying in the box. The Americans had made
themselves scarce.

A hurried call was sent out for the police, a doctor, and a vet. Fitzroy
was rushed away to a hospital, the doctor saying that he had just a
chance for his life, but Jimmy the Pat was beyond human aid. By heroic
measures the watchman was brought round and the vet was just in time to
save the life of the little dog. The police were thoroughly puzzled as
to how the two men, one of them entirely unarmed, had managed to inflict
such injuries on each other; and all sorts of theories were current
until an examination of the Chinaman's body at the morgue showed the
mark of Crusader's hoof clearly imprinted on his shaven skull.

Chapter XIX - The Last Day's Racing

It takes a lot to stir up London. But London was thoroughly stirred up
by the attack on Connie's horse, the death of the Chinaman and the
injury to Fitzroy. Occurring as it did about midnight, the news set
sub-editors on a hundred papers tearing the formes to pieces and
discarding Prime Ministers' speeches, threats of war in the Balkans, and
articles on the fishing-fleets in the North Sea. This attack on Fitzroy
was front-page stuff, and many a weary stone-hand who had hoped to get
home early, found himself in for the job of making up extra editions
till daylight.

Flashlight photographers, when they were denied admittance to the
Newmarket Lodge stables, erected step-ladders outside the walls and
snapped away until the magnesium flares made the place look like a front
line in Flanders. The newspaper people regarded it as a piece of luck
that the affair had happened to Connie and Crusader, for they had
numberless photographs of those celebrities; photos of Red Fred and
Fitzroy would have fetched ten pounds per square inch. Every
photographer in London was rung up from his slumbers, to see if by any
chance he had a snapshot of the Newmarket Lodge party at the races. When
one such photograph came to light, the newspaper that secured it put a
reliable man on to watch it through every stage of reproduction.
Crusader's trainer disconnected his telephone to avoid answering
inquiries as to whether the horse would be fit to run on the following
Saturday. This availed him little as inquirers got in over his fence or
through his back yard and hammered at the door till they got some sort
of an answer.

Reporters claiming to be friends of the family got into Newmarket Lodge
in dozens and were violently ejected by the staff. Finally a police
guard was put round the place and the invading army moved on to the
establishments of the doctor and the veterinary surgeon. As one Chinaman
is much like another, several sons of the flowery land made good money
by posing as the corpse of Jimmy the Pat. By the time that the last
forme was locked up and the last linotype operator had put on his coat
the Press felt that they had done the affair reasonable justice.

Neither Connie nor Red Fred went to bed that night, waiting on news from
the hospital. Nor did they intend to go to the races on the last day
though they had to run their horses under their agreement with the
syndicate. Thursday and Friday passed without any appreciable change in
Fitzroy's condition. There was nothing to be done but wait, and at last
came the winding-up day of the great International Race-meeting.

It was no wonder that, after such publicity, the huge racecourse was
taxed to hold the crowd. People who had never been to a race-meeting in
their lives determined to go out and see the horse that had killed a
man. They shouldered and elbowed one another at the gates and as each
lot got in they made straight of Crusader's stall.

When they found that the horse had not arrived they did not go away.
They stood there and waited, and more and more kept pouring in at every
moment, massing round the stall. When Crusader's trainer arrived he took
in the situation and sought out Mr Manasses.

"Look, Mr Manasses," he said, "what am I to do? I can't take that horse
in there. He's terribly upset at home, pawing up the ground and snorting
if a stranger comes near him. What he'll be like here I don't know. The
crowd at the back will shove those in front and they'll be forced right
into the stall. There'll be a lot of people killed, and the horse will
go mad. Where can I put him?"

Though Mr Manasses did not know a great deal about racing he knew a lot
about handling crowds.

"No matter where you put him," he said, "they'll find him, and we've got
to give them some horse to look at, or they'll tear the place down. That
parade ring has a strong picket fence round it, and I'll put a guard of
bluejackets three deep all round the fence."

"But that's no good," interrupted the trainer. "The horse'll go mad in

"I won't put your horse in there," said Mr Manasses. "I'll get an old
selling plater all rugged up with hood and necksweaters on, and walk him
round and start somebody to pass the word that it's Crusader. They won't
know the difference, and they'll be pleased to see him so quiet. Don't
bring your horse in till it's time to go to the post."

So for an hour, the bluejackets strained against the picket fence and
held the crowd back while the old selling plater, utterly unconcerned,
strolled round and round. The ineffable London bobbies got to work at
each end of the crowd and kept it in circulation with the monotonous
order, "Now you've seen the horse, move on." So well did they work that
before long the crowd were marching past the old selling plater as
though they were viewing the body of somebody lying in state. They were
thoroughly convinced that such a terrible matter as killing a man had
not upset the horse at all.

Meanwhile the French, American, and Australian horses had arrived almost
unnoticed. The preliminary races were run off, and then the military
buglers sounded the fall in and the four cracks stepped out on to the
track. Crusader was very much on his toes and it took a little trouble
to get him through the gate. Out on the track he snorted and shied if
anybody so much as lifted a hand, and the starter's assistant had to
take hold of his bridle and lead him down to the post. The American
horse had been thoroughly strung up for his race on the first day and
was feeling the reaction. It is said that a horse can only be kept in
supreme condition for about as long as a pear will keep at its best on a
tree. He looked somewhat drawn and uneasy, but he gave no trouble. The
other two slouched down as though they had not a care in the world and
Bill the Gunner, restored to jockeyship, amused himself by pretending to
whip Sensation while moving at a walk. The crowd laughed, but
Sensation's trainer caught a friend next him by the arm and said:

"Look at that. That infernal Australian thief has taught the horse that
trick. I don't believe he's ever made him do his best on the track or in
the race. If he beats Connie's horse the crowd'll have my life."

"Better give me your watch then," said his friend. "I could do with a
good watch and it would be a pity for them to spoil it."

Neither Moira nor her father would go to the races while Fitzroy was
hovering between life and death in the hospital, so that the Honourable
Captain Salter was the sole representative of the party that had come
out from Australia on the _Oronia_. Captain Salter was hunting about
the ring for information, as busy as a dog hunting for truffles, when he
was accosted by a well-dressed stranger, perfectly turned out, and with
a most charming manner.

"You don't remember me, dear boy," said the stranger. "But of course you
wouldn't remember everyone that you met at Government House, in Sydney.
My name's Dickson, Dickson of Australia I call myself because there are
so many other Dicksons. I left my stations to look after themselves and
took a run over here to see the racing. Great idea, isn't it, dear boy,
international spirit and all that you know. Splendid! I'll tell you what
you might do, dear boy, for a stranger in a strange land. You might give
me a card to some of these bookmakers so that I can have a bet or two. I
must have a little on the Australian horse, though I think Crusader's
the goods. What do you think your self?"

Captain Salter was flattered by this appeal to his judgment and felt
that his late official position in Australia made it incumbent on him to
help the inhabitants of that uncivilized country. Besides, Mr Dickson
was obviously a prosperous man and might be able to put him on to some
good Australian investments.

Without hesitation he pulled out his card bearing the name of a very
exclusive club and handed it over, scribbling on it "Introducing Mr
Dickson of Australia." n "Here you are, old chap. Glad to do anything
for an Australian. Had a ripping time out there, what! I saw Sensation
run in Sydney, but he doesn't seem quite up to this class, I'm afraid.
They're just going to the post so you'll want to get on quick. Good
luck." With that the Honourable Captain Salter returned to the task of
trying to get a point over the odds about the English horse.

Armed with the card, Mr Dickson of Australia cruised up and down the
rails, booking a bet here and a bet there, producing the card each time
and being received with the greatest civility and deference, a man
sufficiently important to be known as Mr Dickson of Australia must be
somebody of consequence; and the name of the club would have commanded
credit in any part of London. It was noticeable that Mr Dickson made his
bets at fairly wide intervals about the ring, but there was nothing
remarkable in that, for when a man makes a fairly large bet with a
bookmaker the ring-man on the next position is apt to offer shorter
odds. Altogether Mr Dickson appeared quite satisfied with himself when
he put away his note-book and climbed up into the stand to see the race.

And now they were at the post for the last great deciding event--the Two
Miles International. Much to the dismay of those who thought they had
seen him walking like an old hack in the parade yard, Crusader was in a
lather of sweat, snorting, trembling, and refusing to stand still for a
moment. His jockey tried to soothe him; the only result, was a snort and
a vicious drag at the bit. In contrast to his excitement, Sensation
strolled down with Bill the Gunner sitting on him with a slack rein.
There is such a thing as a two-mile temperament, and the Australian
horse had it with plus values, as they say in the bridge books.

The American horse had felt the strain of his two races, and it was just
as well that he did not know what was ahead of him or he might have
given a lot of trouble. The Frenchman's racing had fined him down till
he was about at his best, and it was generally voted that if Crusader
should "blow up" the Frenchman might beat the Australian horse over two

Off they went on their two-mile journey, with the American in the lead.
His rider had a very faint hope that if he could dawdle along in front,
and slow the others down, his horse might be left with a run at the

Crusader's rider tried to steady his horse but the English stallion
would have none of it. Thoroughly upset, he kept his head down between
his front legs and threw it from side to side, and his rider soon saw
that the only thing to do was to let him go, as he might run more
quietly if out in the lead by himself.

Unfortunately, the American horse went with him for half a mile or so,
making him pull and fight worse than ever. Then the American rider
decided that this was no good and that he had better wait at the back,
so he took a pull and dropped back a few lengths. Meanwhile, the two
stayers were swinging the ground under them, galloping contentedly side
by side, their jockeys watching every move of the horses in front.
Crusader's rider tried to hold him back to them, but every time they
closed on him, and he could hear their hoofs drumming on the turf, he
made a fresh bound in the air, trying to get away again. No horse in the
world can stand this sort of thing, so with a mile to go, Crusader's
rider let his horse stride out, and then for a while the spectators saw
some galloping. With beautiful effortless strides he drew away and,
opened up a gap of half a dozen lengths and the roar went up "the
favourite walks in."

It was time now for the French and Australian riders to go after him,
and for the first time Bill the Gunner let Sensation have the whip in
earnest. Just one cut awoke his fighting spirit and he bounded away from
the Frenchman and went after the leader. But the Frenchman did not mean
to be left behind and at five furlongs from home he was again up
alongside Sensation, and the two of them were closing on Crusader. The
latter's rider had managed to steady his horse again and was trying to
save up a run for the finish. As they swung into the straight the three
of them were practically level, with the Frenchman forcing the pace. He
could stay for ever, but was just a little bit short of speed and his
rider knew that if it came to a short dash home he would be beaten. The
English rider knew that if he could steady his horse even for a few
strides, he could beat the others for speed, but Crusader's temper was
so thoroughly roused that he would not let a horse pass him while he had
a breath in his body. Seeing the position, Bill the Gunner let his horse
drop back a length, trusting to get the last run at the Frenchman and
beat him for speed, and hoping that Crusader's early contest with his
rider might have left him without a finishing run. The English horse was
feeling the strain, but he fought on and kept the Frenchman at top pace
to live with him. A hundred yards from the post Bill the Gunner called
on the staying power that his lazy horse had kept in reserve. With whip
and spur he drove him up to the leaders and the three of them battled it
out without flinching. They flashed past the post locked together, with
whips going, and until the number went up no one could say what had won.
The judge's verdict was Sensation first, Crusader second, and the
Frenchman third, with only half heads between them. The American was
tailed off.

Fitzroy had won his double, but no double in the world seemed to be much
good to him just then.

Chapter XX - Red Fred's Marriage

At the settling on Monday after the races everything passed off
pleasantly, and the bookmakers marked off as paid the great bulk of
their wins and losses. Then came a lull and they began to chat among

"'Ow was it, Charley?" said a Cockney bookmaker. "Did they all come up
all right?"

"Pretty well, all. There's some I'll have to wait for, but I'll get it
all right. There's one chap hasn't settled, a Mr Dickson of Australia.
Anybody know anything about him? He owes me two hundred."

"He owes me two hundred too," said another. "But he'll be along all
right. He's a big swell is his own country, got millions of sheep. I
don't suppose he knows his way in here."

Here a Jewish bookmaker chipped in from farther up the table. "He knowth
his way in here all right, because he'th been in and thettled."

"How could he been in and settled?" said the first man. "He ain't a
member." Among certain classes noise is considered a good substitute for
argument, so the Jew roared at the top of his voice:

"I tell you he hath been in and thettled. I paid him five hundred he won
over the Australian horse. Now what about it?"

"Not so good," said the Cockney. "'E backed the Frenchman with me."

"He backed the favourite with me," said a voice from across the table.

"Ah laid him six oondred to fifty aboot th' American," boomed the big
Yorkshireman. "Ah met him going down t'stairs just now and he said he'd
be back in a minute."

"Backed 'em all, an' only settled on the winner," said the Cockney. "But
'ow did 'e get in 'ere? 'E ain't a member."

The door-keeper was asked whether he had admitted any strangers, and he
said that the only stranger he had admitted was a great swell with a
card from the Honourable somebody or other in the Guards' Club.

"Them sort generally loses," he added defensively. "You'd have made a
great row with me if I'd a' turned him away."

Just then a bookmaker from another club put his head in at the door and
said: "Do any of you gentlemen know anything about a Mr Dickson of
Australia? He owes me two hundred."

"It's all right, Joe," said the Cockney. "'E's just gone down to
Australia to get the money. 'E said 'e'd be back in a minite. But they
'ave very long minites in Australia you know."

While the settling was going on, Fitzroy was lying in the hospital
fighting for his life. The brain had been injured, and when Connie
called at the hospital the surgeon told her that nothing more could be
done, they must wait and hope for the best. All the way back home in the
car she wept bitterly, and when her servants told her that a man was
waiting to see her, she was in two minds as to whether or not to send
him away.

Thinking that, perhaps, he might have some news that would take her out
of herself, she walked into the visitors' room and found a small man
with a tight-lipped mouth and the indelible stamp of the turf on his

"If it's anything about the racing," said Connie, "you can do your song
and dance outside. I never want to hear anything more about racing as
long as I live."

"It's about Mr Fitzroy," said the man. "I only wanted to tell you--"

"You can't tell me anything about Mr Fitzroy," said Connie who was
loosing control of herself again. "Such a fine young feller." Here she
relapsed into tears. "There's all these wasters you see about, and
nothing happens to 'em and this young feller gets killed."

"He's not dead is he? I thought he had a chance--"

"So he has a chance," said Connie. "Buckley's chance, the way his luck
is. Fell out with his girl he did, and lost his job, and now 'e's goin'
to lose 'is life. The unluckiest man that ever lived."

The little man got up and put his hand on her shoulder, while Connie
sobbed into her handkerchief.

"Cheer up, Countess," he said, "I've known him a good many years. He's a
game un and a game un is hard to beat. Perhaps his luck has turned. I
just called to say that I've got twelve thousand pounds for him that he
won in a double. And I'd like to give it to you as I don't know what
else to do with it."

Theatrical people are always superstitious and Connie took this
astounding news as a certain sign that the luck had turned.

"What!" she screamed. "'E's won twelve thousand pounds! Then 'is luck
must 'a' turned. That means that the Lord hasn't forgotten us." And
Connie threw her arms round the little man's neck and kissed him, "for
luck," as she explained.

From the depths of despair she had gone to the heights of hope in one
bound. She felt absolutely certain that Fitzroy would get right.

Connie's faith was justified for Fitzroy took a turn for the better that
very day and before long he was able to see visitors. The first person
he asked for was Moira Delahunty, and as he was no longer a penniless
wastrel, matters were soon fixed up between them. It was arranged that
he should buy a partnership with his prospective father-in-law and thus
give that gentleman time to devote his mind to breeding really good

The affair between Connie and Red Fred did not go so smoothly. Connie's
craving for publicity had had a good deal to do with the arrangement in
the first place; and now that the publicity had served its turn, she
wondered whether she would go on with the marriage. Red Fred had many
good points; but he was so unassertive, so unable to hold his own in
argument, that she felt she would be apologizing for him all her life.
She couldn't bear a man without any vices to keep her on the _qui
vive_. And life with Red Fred promised to be like drinking milk and
water after a steady adherence to brandy and soda.

To tell the truth, Red Fred's existence at this time was spent in a sort
of daze. His comings in and his goings out were controlled by one of Her
Ladyship's grooms of the bedchamber, a man who had lived in the best
houses and would have infinitely preferred to look after a nobleman or
even the younger son of an aristocratic house. He felt rather like a
trainer who had been accustomed to look after a Derby winner and now had
to take charge of a Clydesdale. He confided to his particular pal in the
servants' hall that he often wondered how long he could stand it. His
principal grievance was that Red Fred persistently attempted to be
friendly with him which was against all the traditions of upper-class
houses. It was not until Red Fred came in one night flushed with wine
and wanted to fight him, that he recovered his equanimity.

"By gad, Orthur," he said to his pal, "I'll make somethin' of that
Australian yet. I 'aven't heard nothin' like it since I lived with old
Lord Pepperpot. Of course Pepperpot was in a class by hisself. But this
feller 'as a lot of new hoaths that I don't think even Pepperpot 'ad
ever 'eard of. French hoaths, and all the like o' that. 'E gets me to do
a bit of bettin' for 'im on the sly, too, 'cos Connie has knocked 'im
off bettin'. Of course 'e ain't what I'm used to, for I used to look
after the late Hearl; but this chap's a hoddity all right, and if you
can't have a Hearl I suppose a hoddity is the next best thing."

Fitzroy's man on the other hand, had no reason to make excuses for his
charge, because he could talk by the hour together about the great
people to whom Fitzroy was related. The question whether Fitzroy's aunt,
Lady Gwendoline, had married one of the Cavendishes or one of the Pagets
occasioned a spirited debate in the servants' hall--a debate that had to
be adjourned until the butler could get a look at Debrett in the

Fitzroy's engagement to Moira was announced. But Connie was still
wondering what she would do about her marriage, when the question was
settled in a most unexpected way.

When the boys at Sensation's stable opened the boxes one morning they
found that the horse had gone, Bill the Gunner had gone, and more
significant than all, the little dog Sam had gone. Evilly disposed
people might have thought it worth while to steal the horse and to
kidnap Bill the Gunner, but who would bother to kidnap Sam? The little
dog had made great friends with the Australian horse and jockey, and
evidently the lot of them had shifted their quarters together. Where
they had gone, and why they had gone, were impenetrable mysteries. The
trainer rang up Newmarket Lodge and proposed to raise a hue and cry, but
was told to wait, as there must be some explanation.

A hurried call was sent up to Red Fred's room at Newmarket Lodge. Then
it was found that Red Fred had gone--had disappeared without leaving a
trace. Connie was equally intrigued and bewildered, for her literature
consisted mostly of detective stories and here was a situation after her
own heart. Fitzroy could offer no suggestions except that they ought to
see if there were any black-trackers in London. Connie was just thinking
of drawing up an advertisement: "Lost a racehorse, a millionaire, a
jockey and a dog," when a letter delivered by hand cleared up the whole

It was from Red Fred and it ran as follows:


I beg to inform you that I and Miss Fysshe got married yesterday at a
registery office, and we hope you won't mind. Her and I are both fond of
racing and you are not fond of racing, so you would get on better with
someone that didn't like racing. We have taken a house near Epsom with
stables at the back, and we are going to get Bill the Gunner to train a
few prads for us, and we will let you know if we have anything any good.
The chestnut horse is well and I think he was very lucky to beat your
horse, but Bill the Gunner said he had it won any time. It looks like
keeping very dry, doesn't it?

Yours respectfully,


This was a situation in which most people would have found it difficult
to know what to do or what to say. Connie's master mind, however, which
arranged all the charity side of the International Racemeeting did not
fail her. Calling in Mr Manasses to aid her in the wording she wrote the
following reply:

The Dowager Countess of Fysshe and Fynne presents her congratulations to
Mr and Mrs Carstairs, but regrets that they should have found it
advisable to get married on such short notice. Otherwise the Dowager
Countess would have been pleased to attend the wedding. The Dowager
Countess suggests that the fact that her engagement to Mr Fred Carstairs
was recently broken off, should be made as public as possible.

"That'll hold 'em," said the Countess. "Of course there's no more harm
in 'em than a couple of jellyfish. I don't know how they ever had the
pluck to get married. She must have waited till she got him opposite
that registry door and pushed him in. But this'll let Fishy know that,
if she starts to talk, I'll talk! I'll go and see 'em in a day or two
and we'll get along fine."

This programme worked out to a nicety. The public scenting a scandal at
first, had all the wind taken out of their tongues by the spectacle of
Connie as a welcome and honoured guest at Red Fred's residence. The
whole affair had to be put down to the vagaries of music-hall life,
where such things as marriages and divorces are but ammunition for the
publicity agent. Connie shortly afterwards married a titled husband who
beat her, and thus conformed fairly well to her ideas of what a husband
ought to be.

Red Fred and his taciturn little wife were ideally happy. They thought
and talked about nothing but racehorses; and they soon gathered round
them a large circle of friends who also thought and talked about nothing
but racehorses. Their Sunday mornings, when the horses were paraded,
were attended by some of the highest in the land. Mrs Red Fred became a
vogue and was able to pick and choose among the aristocracy for her
dinner parties. Whenever Sensation raced she was surrounded by a sort of
court but she would never let the horse run against Crusader again. Bill
the Gunner wanted to have another go at him, but Mrs Fred thought that
it was better to let well alone. There are so many big meetings in
England that there was no need for the two stars to appear on the same

As for Red Fred himself perhaps a brief picture--what the movie people
call a short--may serve to illustrate his last appearance.

It is early morning and a red-haired man in an old but fashionably-cut
suit of clothes strolls through the streets of an English country town.
He is followed by a little dog. Stopping opposite a butcher's window he
reads the legends on the carcasses and says:

"Sam, how would you like some dairy-fed pork for your breakfast?"

Sam sits down and stares appreciatively into the window, drumming on the
ground with his tail, and groaning with expectation. Then the man goes
into the shop and asks the butcher for threepenn'orth of dog's meat. The
butcher, very haughtily, says that he does not sell dog's meat. Whereat
the red-haired man places two pound notes on the counter and lifts from
the hook a carcass of lamb ticketed at that price. Laying it on the
block he cuts off a liberal portion for Sam and with the skill of a
professional, divides the remainder into four quarters. Calling in some
poverty-stricken little boys who are hanging round the door, he gives
each of them a quarter and tells them to take them home to their
mothers. As he walks out of the shop he says:

"Sam, a man must get some fun for his money somehow."


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